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Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Relayer posted:

"Let me understand. You've got the hen, chicken and the rooster. The rooster, goes with the chicken. So who's. havin. sex. with. the hen?"

This is the exact punctutation needed to portray Frank Costanza.

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Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Kevyn posted:

Kramer is a good man, as evidenced in this clip, probably the best Kramer moment in the whole show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

I just assumed he made that all up. Its a fantastic punch line though.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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LividLiquid posted:

She wants to do a nude scene, but nobody's asked her to. :argh:

So Elaine, tell me....is the sex...simulated? :q:

God, what episode was that from - its one of the few I've only seen once or twice, ages ago.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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I still don't fully understand the backwards episode. Then again, I haven't seen it in maybe 5+ years. Still.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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The Serenity Now episode is on now. Beyond that bit, I'd forgotten all about Jerry's subplot.

"What's this salty discharge?"

"You're...crying."

"I...I care?! This is horrible!"

Stuntman Mike fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jun 25, 2010

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!
Mendlebaum,
Mendlebaum,
Mendlebaum!

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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When all's said and done, the show is great... but man, is Jerry ever a real douchebag.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Fair enough, but I have heard that the guy's a jerk in real life. Maybe for him it comes with the territory of being extremely rich.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!
"Your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again."

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!

neoboman posted:

Are you saying... you want a piece of me?

Youuuuuu GOT IIIIIIIT!

This thread just goes in circles, doesn't it?

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!

hall n oates mom posted:

This is terrible.

Mostly yes, but his Kramer was really good, I thought. Then again, it is hard to do a bad Kramer.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Rabbit Hill posted:

Mr. Peterman was all man. :allears:

White poet warlord represent :whatup:

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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People kept ringing the bell!

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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got dat wmd posted:

WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?!?!

This is the best line

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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A George divided against itself cannot stand!

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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He's so...thin.

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Wait a minute...this looks familiar. This reminds me of something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FbktgqCqY

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Tiny Fistpump posted:

My all time fave Kramer reaction is his response to "He took it out." That's probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. jerry just can't wrap his head around the idea.

"Do you even know what a write-off is?"

"...do you?"

"No"

"Neither do I. But they do. And they're the ones....writing it off"

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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Jesus, I don't remember him being such a dick. I love it.

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Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
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HateTheInternet posted:

:aaa: This picture is blowing my mind. Jon Voight's pencil! Peterman's old slice of cake!

The Kramer looks more like Zach Braff or something, though

They all kind of look like Zach Braff. Its freaking me out.

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