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We want to look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan.
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Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.
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Sharzak posted:I had a really loving weird dream last night and only just now realized it was literally the plot of a Seinfeld episode. I gave my friend concert tickets for my favorite musician because I thought I'd have other obligations, the other obligations fell through and I spent the rest of the dream trying to get them back. I finally succeeded because the friend I gave them to started seeing someone but I had to go to the show with his ex. That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny.. There's nothing funny about that.
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Dec 10, 2015 21:12
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Because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.
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Boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
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Jan 27, 2016 19:43
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Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:40
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Take it easy. There's plenty of bad posts in the ocean for everyone.
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Feb 17, 2016 20:35
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I believe it's Ménage à Trois?
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Feb 18, 2016 23:45
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Can you spare a quote?
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Apr 5, 2016 22:40
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So let me get this straight: you find yourself in the forums. You see an post, in the thread. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just post some trash."
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Apr 7, 2016 08:28
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Is this Seinfeld's thread? Seinfeld's thread? Seinfeld's thread?!
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Apr 11, 2016 21:06
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Don't you know what it means to become a quote guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get quoting friends.
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Apr 17, 2016 11:04
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It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache.
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Apr 21, 2016 20:50
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So do you want to go to the Gap?
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Apr 22, 2016 08:23
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Capt. Sticl posted:Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's? I'll tell you what you did Capt. Sticl. you combined food and posting in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.
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Apr 28, 2016 17:49
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I'm feeling pretty, pretty, pretty good about that.
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Jun 16, 2016 18:28
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Well, the yogurt verdict is in....
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Jul 30, 2016 22:31
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FAT!
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Jul 30, 2016 22:31
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Thank you and God bless you all. This has truly been a Scarsdale surprise!
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Sep 21, 2016 23:08
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Dear Henry, last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, John. P.S. Loved the cabin.
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Feb 19, 2017 00:20
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potee posted:Got this from a retiring coworker: I'm hanging it up boys, I'm retiring from the grind. I mean, who needs it? I mean, I've accomplished everything I've set out to do.
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Gyshall posted:The Mohel is a top 5 single shot character, imo. A Mohel! What the hell is a Mohel?
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Jun 7, 2017 21:17
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Cry Havoc posted:serenity now Insanity later.
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Nov 21, 2017 23:57
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There's a George Bonanza here to see you.
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Dec 1, 2018 00:24
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Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle .... Costanza?
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Dec 18, 2018 20:38
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John F Kennedy Jun-e-nar!
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Dec 18, 2018 21:27
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It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm.
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Dec 22, 2018 22:45
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That's not going to be good for anybody.
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Dec 30, 2018 23:56
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The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA.
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Dec 31, 2018 21:03
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Come celebrate the millennium, with Newmanniun.
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Dec 31, 2018 22:10
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Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!
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Jan 5, 2019 22:13
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If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
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Jan 6, 2019 01:27
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Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and walk off.
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Jan 14, 2019 20:54
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White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
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Jan 29, 2019 23:00
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"Well, it's a new suede jacket. It might get ruined." We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.
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Jan 30, 2019 21:55
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I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.
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Apr 19, 2020 20:28
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When you control the mail, you control the information.
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Nov 9, 2020 00:22
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Vietnamwees posted:Oh, by the way George, you know that condom i gave you? Its defective, so don't use it. I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!
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Apr 23, 2021 13:03
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Serenity now. Insanity later.
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Electromax posted:Made a map about nothing. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
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