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Invis posted:Whoa, back it up, back it up! Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?
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Ehud posted:As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken.
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Every time I go to the bathroom I pass her desk. I have to plan little patter. I spend half my day writing. Then afterwards, I sit in my office and analyze how it went. If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom for the rest of the day.
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But the reservation keeps the car here, that's why you have the reservation.
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I'm watching the US Open and one of the ball "boys" has to be at least 50.  Hey pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?
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Aug 30, 2011 01:38
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Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!
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Nov 7, 2011 21:35
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Are you sure you want to get married? I mean, it's a big change of life.
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Nov 8, 2011 22:28
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Alright, I gotta get changed for the game. I'll be back, we'll make out.
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Nov 9, 2011 01:23
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esperantinc posted:You kept making all the stops?!? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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Nov 9, 2011 05:42
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C'mon, Coffee And Pie, you wanna go for a ride? *jingles keys* Huh? C'mon! C'mon!
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neoboman posted:Not to be a pedant, but I love that line: Step off, neoboman!
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You know Jerusalem, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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neoboman posted:How about this: ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? Oh that sounds interesting, sir.
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I don't see envelopes!
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dog poop n doritos posted:I thought you'd have fun with it! Well, you should have told me!
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esperantinc posted:Wanna go to The Gap? Sure!
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potee posted:How come I never see any of these people? They want to know why they never see you.
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Jerusalem posted:...but you're not Cartwright...... OF COURSE HE'S NOT CARTWRIGHT! 
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Capt. Sticl posted:What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, You'll never say that to her face.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Hello American Joe, which way to hamburger/hot dog stand!?!?!?!? You wanna live here? You respect the rules of our house -- YOU'RE GROUNDED!
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Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!
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Barnum posted:You know, Elaine, you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life.  Aw, Barnum
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Robnoxious posted:Everything Jerry was ranting about actually happened on Melrose Place. From around season 2-4 or 5 that show was off of the chain. Oh that Michael, I hate him, he's just so smug. 
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Coffee And Pie posted:Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit? The squinting?
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Any way we can get where Kramer starts to tip over?
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haljordan posted:Oh, don't look. T-This is the part where they change me. You're like eight years old?!
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Jerusalem posted:You let her fall!?! Well, he couldn't run over there the way he was!
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Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
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K. Farb posted:Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? That's a lot of gum!!
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Robnoxious posted:I think that's the tops. Robnoxious, he thinks you're mentally challenged!
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Billy Zane posted:Do you know how to use a mop wringer? Yeah, yeah.
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Chexoid posted:Do you always have to be so funny? Would it kill you to just not be funny all the time? I'm a joke maker.
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potee posted:Well that's fatal, you don't want that. I know I don't want it! I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you stupid hipster dufus!
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What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
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Oct 27, 2012 01:24
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Did Jane sleep with Michael again?
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Leyburn posted:What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend? I didn't know what the coma etiquette was.
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neoboman posted:Hey look Rageaholic Monkey, *points to chest* we're twins! WHAT?!? 
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Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum.
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