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potee
Jul 23, 2007

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TMMadman posted:

YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-DENTITE!

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs.

HEY DENTIE!

Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

They do have their own schools!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

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wa27 posted:



Every time I watch this .gif I keep hearing Newman screaming "Oh the humanity!" and I can't stop laughing.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Puddy is the star of that episode. Absolute gold the entire way through.

That's right. High five.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Turpitude posted:

I think he said Son of Sam!!

I knew it wasn't Berzowitz!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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"HOLES, I need holes!"

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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User-Friendly posted:

Wait, is Twix actually the only candy with the cookie crunch? I find that hard to believe.

They ALL have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Pooned posted:

Do you have any idea how much time i waste in this apartment?

I could ballpark it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Rusty Shackelford posted:

I've been pulling them straight from Seinfeld's Van.

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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MokBa posted:

I would like to watch Sack Lunch. Sounds like a great little indie flick.

You've selected... Brown Eyed Girl! If this is correct, press one.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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safety dan posted:

In "The Big Salad" George was 100% in the right. Julie was seriously trying to take credit for that big salad, and then she had the audacity to call him out when he set things straight. What a bitch.

You had to have the BIIIIIIIIIG salad!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Supreme Allah posted:

He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it!

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hey, what are you doing? Watch where you're driving, man! Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one! We beat anyone! We're the Devils! THE DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! HAHAHAHAHA

You stole my Jesus Fish!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

And that her immediate secondary objection was that he didn't care if she burnt in hell for all eternity.

Gonna be rough.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Macaluso posted:

Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I'm saving this thread from the 4th page.

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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dog poop n doritos posted:

You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. Sure, everyone wants a birthday card or -

This reminds me of one of my favorite guest spots on Seinfeld ever, Wilford Brimley as Postmaster General:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKlzQo3Wqo

"So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!"

"This is not a prejudice analysis, just an example of how Jews might truly be running Hollywood."

You're a RABID anti-dentite!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Chicolini posted:



What do you got, a Clarkman?

That's right. High five.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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XausF1 posted:

Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza.

Hi, Margerie? George Costanza. How are you sweetheart. Listen, could you give Mr. Tomasulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Dis son of a bitch is ICE COLD.

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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You, Kooger. My son tells me your company STINKS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Have you seen the new edition to the Guggenheim?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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DrBouvenstein posted:

In fact, I have some cheese at home...when I get out of work, I'm going to just bite into it like an apple!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DMnQvQHAc

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Eh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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You had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Ash1138 posted:

Nice game, pretty boy!

So I yell out, "I'M HIT!"

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Coffee And Pie posted:

Dad thinks George is gay.

He liked you though. Said you reminded him of someone he knew in Korea.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Rusty Shackelford posted:

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Chexoid posted:

Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it! There was a guy at the Yankees, had no arms! He made more than me, got more work done, had a wife and family, drove a better car than i did!

He drove a car?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Relayer posted:

I love how as selfish as George is, he has no problem helping his friend get sex as long as he gets to be in on the planning. Like in "the switch" and also that one where he and Jerry are acting as a team to make Jerry seem capable of dating that woman.

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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We're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfaO3A-m13Q

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Elaine, I have a question. Is the item still... with you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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safety dan posted:

This exactly. I once had the occasion to say that very quote. I was so excited, until everyone in the room stared at me like some kind of idot. It's ok, I know the truth. They're the idiots.

Well I had sex with your wife!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I can't spare a square.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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fenix down posted:

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

HEL-LO!

la la laaaaaaaa

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Rusty Shackelford posted:

Another babka?

I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Macaluso posted:

I think I'm gonna throw up

Hey, what about your vomit streak?

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