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emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Kasha?

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emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

spanky the dolphin posted:

I also don't like the Mohel in The Bris and the guy whose thumbs get broken in The Susie.

She was MURDERED -- by JERRY SEINFELD!!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

I believe that's the very Zip-code-related episode the other guy was talking about: "The Betrayal", the backwards episode. Kramer bangs on the john, says, "Come on, Lomez, we're gonna miss the movie!" Then Newman pulls up beside him in the street, chatting up the hot supermodel about Zip codes.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Holy poo poo guys, was Seinfeld filmed in widescreen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Bmh3QSK4

Someone's gotta screencap the DVD version of S3, e01, "The Note", and see if there's actually extra information in that HDTV version.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

LesterGroans posted:

"Nothing. I'm sure 'Jon' probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell 'Jerry' with a G...and an I! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
So good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2iNNqj2fQ

emgeejay fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Aug 9, 2010

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

:v:: "Eduardo...
Corrochio."

:spain:

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Secks posted:


Only registered members can see post attachments!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Mystic_Squid posted:

Has this been posted in this thread yet? I binged through it in a few days and don't remember seeing it, so:



That reminds me, there's also this.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

I've seriously been laughing at this page for like eight minutes.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Ash1138 posted:

KEITH HERNANDEZ?!
MARISA TOMEI!!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

hall n oates mom posted:

Always loved that detail because I projected it as taking the piss out of big, stupid hollywood blockbusters and simultaneously belittling George's taste in entertainment.

-- You don't like the movie?

-- I HATE IT!!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

William Pahllace posted:

It's really weird watching the "HD" broadcasts and just knowing that they cut off the top and bottom to elongate them and fit them to my TV.

It's actually not that bad. There's some extra information at the sides that they were able to put back in for HD.

I watched the clip in 720P and the really weird thing was how good it sounded. George chewing and smacking his lips with the popcorn :aaa:

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

"Who is this guy?"

"I'm Keith Hernandez."

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

hall n oates mom posted:

Don't forget its superior decendant from "The Package".

"Pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld? Pretty...Hot!"
"Actually, I'm quite comfortable."
*sweating, eying Jerry's can of root beer* "C-can I have a sip?"
"No."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MOauy4Bfyc

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Cane Break posted:

yeah it's definitely one of my favorite exchanges in the whole series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZU05h3U2Hw

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Metajo Cum Dumpster posted:

Woot, nudity in a Seinfeld episode even if it only lasts for 0.5seconds.

You can see nipple in the Hampton's Beach episode.

Is that the one with the sunbathing woman? I doubt it, she was probably wearing modesty patches.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I'm disappointed that you're not just a couple of white people.

Well played.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Feldman! ...From across the hall!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

bringer posted:

I thought that was the point? Jerry thought he was cool for "getting jiggy with it" last year but this year Joe Mayo appoints someone specifically to keep Jerry away from the music. Even Elaine and George seem to disagree with Jerry's jiggyness.

Jiggy's gettin' upset!!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--G_jBjhv38

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Sash! posted:

He's running fish for the chinese restaurant!

Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Some kind soul uploaded the first half of the Seinfeld porn parody (with the sex removed):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvwgNArSFy8

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Criminal Minded posted:

That's perverse.

Firestorm, that's a helluva picture!

Who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy, he had it comin' to him!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

mojo1701a posted:

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball? 'Cause I hit a whopper last week!

Nice game, pretty boy!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Criminal Minded posted:

They say that stand-up comedy is not what it used to be, what with "Def Jam" and all.

Hey, kids! What's the deal with homework? You're not workin' on your home!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

potee posted:

Something bad is going to happen to you someday... it has to!

No, I'll be fine.

Anyway, it's been really nice dating you for a while. And... good luck!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007


(By Simon Turner)

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

"The Slicer" is the best Kramer episode, who's with me?

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Stare-Out posted:

I gotta be close to home base in case I... Uh, poo poo.

Yes. I pooh-pooh.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

spanky the dolphin posted:

I think in some cases Larry (or someone) would deliver those parts of the script to the audience to give some scenes context. At least I think I saw that in an extra once.

There's a special feature on one of the DVDs where they show a photo of Elaine and a guest star acting out an exterior scene in Jerry's apartment set just so they could record the audience laughter.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

I wouldn't recommend watching this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viwVwsJsc_s

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007


He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

This is incredible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fws9ENCSheU

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple.

You know, George, that's an onion.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

mojo1701a posted:

Twist off! TWIST OFF!

It's not a... twist-off... :smith:

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

notsoape posted:

Welp, if anyone is interested, I watched the first season! So far it's pretty funny, and I love shows where nothing much happens but there's a lot of great dialogue ('bucket episodes' are usually my favourite of any series) so this is awesom. It does have that gross 80s sitcom thing where the only reason new female characters are introduced are as 'hot - yet ultimately disposable - love interest of the week', but I get that the three main male characters are supposed to be assholes when it comes to dating and stuff, so I'll give that a pass. I love the stand-up bits! Every time Kramer appears I still find myself thinking, 'wow, it's that racist dude', but maybe that will pass. Also, it's already crazy how much 'friends' cribbed from this show and I'm only like 5 episodes in.

I did watch the Soup Nazi too, and it was hilarious :3:

Now for Season 2!

I envy you, notsoape.

also i think you're thinking of bottle episodes

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Just a salad... Just a salad... Just a salad...

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

Salad ain't got nuthin' on this mutton! :haw:

There's nothing finer than being in your diner :haw:

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emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Capt. Sticl posted:

As long as you are careful not to stare, but also careful not to look away because you want it to feel nice for the freaks.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away!

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