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I can't believe I didn't find this thread until only a few days ago. I just read it in its entirety and it reminded me of just how utterly flawless Seinfeld it. My favorite episode is "The Susie," mostly because it's the one with George's answering machine.
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Has this been posted in this thread yet? I binged through it in a few days and don't remember seeing it, so:
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Aug 17, 2010 05:57
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Max22 posted:That reminds me, there's also this. I recognize every single item in this and I am not ashamed.
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Aug 17, 2010 16:03
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One thing I love about Seinfeld is that they never, ever attempted one of those shmaltzy serious, dramatic moments that every other sitcom does. Susan dying is hysterical, as is Jerry shouting "Manya died!" out the window. I can't think of a single instance where they tried to be serious.
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Aug 18, 2010 03:55
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Back to base, Joe!
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Sep 1, 2010 04:44
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Ishamael posted:This exchange had me laughing like an idiot last night, even though I have seen the episode 100 times. This is pretty much every episode for me. I can watch every episode again and again forever and still laugh like it was the first time seeing it.
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Sep 2, 2010 00:14
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Mastodon Rickles posted:Also for some reason I never found the Mandlebaums to be funny until the most recent time I saw that episode where I found them absolutely hilarious. "How old's the son?" "I think he's the same age as the father!"
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Sep 19, 2010 17:56
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Saw this on the front page: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/bitcoms-cartoon.php She is LONG of TOENAIL!
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Sep 20, 2010 16:32
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A friend of mine caught two frogs and asked for suggestions of what to name them, and without even thinking about it, I said "Snoopy and Prickly Pete." My memories of this show have permanently lodged themselves in my brain and I think my life is better because of it.
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Sep 28, 2010 06:06
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There was a box of raisins on the coffee table. Did you, by any chance, take them with you when left?
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Oct 23, 2010 16:34
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TAMALE!
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Oct 31, 2010 02:49
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bleedbackwards posted:"There is a George Bonanza here to see you." Cartwright?
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Nov 5, 2010 05:32
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I have a friend who prefers the Friends finale over the Seinfeld one because "they all got happy" at the end. This put a dent in our friendship, because Friends is utter trash, especially so when compared to Seinfeld.
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Nov 14, 2010 01:37
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If you're taking .gif requests, I'd love one of George's spastic hand motions when he shouts "It's all pipes, what's the difference!?" from The Wife. Or anything of George really because he's easily the best character in television history.
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Feb 3, 2011 02:01
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More anything? More everything!
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Feb 13, 2011 01:22
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This sucks, because Uncle Leo and Garvin died. Hey, Ray's here, haahaaha! 
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Feb 17, 2011 18:16
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Supreme Allah posted:Van Buren Boys I was going to suggest "Close-talkers" or "Vandelay Industries," but I like this one much better.
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Apr 16, 2011 18:18
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The Dude posted:And stock quotes! Porn and quotes... I love you, George!
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Apr 20, 2011 00:02
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Iron Crowned posted:The Other Side of Darkness is also missing. Kramer mentions they're going to see JFK after the "Keith Hernandez spit on us" reenactment.
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Apr 20, 2011 16:37
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bruckner posted:"George is getting married!!!"-estelle "I love your son very much." "Really? You do? May I ask why?"
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Apr 23, 2011 22:01
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Supreme Allah posted:There you go, there's a tag. That's the tag. That's what I thought was so funny!...That's not funny. There's nothing funny about that.
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May 5, 2011 03:45
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"He's getting a sandwich now!" "I thought he was just gonna have a muffin." "All of a sudden he gets hungry." "You know, a muffin can be very filling." "I know!"
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May 6, 2011 04:21
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Kevyn posted:Oh Moses smell the roses. Oh help me Rhonda.
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May 14, 2011 22:09
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Invis posted:Ew Mr. Apple you have a brown spot! It's not like you're launching missiles from a submarine and you both have to turn your keys.
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May 18, 2011 16:55
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All signs point to YES!
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Jul 15, 2011 15:16
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neoboman posted:"Jerry can't decide if he would rather purchase blue sneakers or green sneakers; George dies" This is hilarious because I can easily see Jerry going "That's a shame" and being more concerned about his sneakers if George were to die.
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Jul 23, 2011 03:14
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thepokey posted:Elaine look, I drew this triangle free hand, it's a doodle, it's perfect! What, your sad little horsies, the house with the little curl of smoke, the sunflower with the smiley face, the transparent cube...
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Jul 24, 2011 15:49
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Leyburn posted:How about Mug? Mug Costanza! How about Bisquik? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House?
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Jul 29, 2011 19:11
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potee posted:He drove a car? Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
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Aug 1, 2011 01:59
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WoG posted:I'll tell you what you did, Caligula... Uuh. Sleepy.
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Aug 11, 2011 16:45
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The Human Cow posted:Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!
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Aug 18, 2011 17:24
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esperantinc posted:Would it be okay if I got your new socks tomorrow? I can't go
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Aug 25, 2011 16:52
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So uh I found these wax statues online Yama hama, it's fright night
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Aug 26, 2011 01:51
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I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!
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Sep 3, 2011 02:56
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thepokey posted:Not shot, dog bite. Woof Woof, not, Bang Bang. "Is this going to hurt?" "Yes, very much."
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Sep 4, 2011 21:00
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Sep 5, 2011 03:56
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kolby posted:My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!" Everything with you has to be so... jokey
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Sep 17, 2011 01:35
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http://www.imdb.com/news/ni15468039/quote:Actress Frances Bay, who you know from Happy Gilmore, Seinfeld, Happy Days, and Blue Velvet, passed away on Thursday in her home in Los Angeles. Do you know I got mugged for a marble rye, right on the street?
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Sep 17, 2011 15:37
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So George Costanza apparently has hair now. Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.
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Sep 27, 2011 01:45
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jojoinnit posted:For sale: Big juicy van. And oooh, interesting trades considered. See its all about tickling their buying bone. Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, "interesting trades considered."
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