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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Dickeye posted:

What's the episode where George tries to break up with a girl, but she won't accept it, so he "cheats" on her and stages it so he'll be caught, and neither woman will use that to justify a break-up, and he's just caught in this hell?

The only other thing I remember from it is George literally making a list of why they should break up, and her just shutting him down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6MJwZ-O9o

It's called "The Strongbox", I think.

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
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Thenipwax posted:

realism

You do know you're posting in the Seinfeld thread, right?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

But it was below the top of the can...

Adjacent to refuse - is refuse!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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80k posted:

This scene kills me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEqEplAzDw&feature=player_embedded

The part where Newman rants about junk mail, and Kramer repeats it for awhile before he realizes what is going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hox-ni8geIw

I couldn't find the clip from the episode I'm thinking of, but this one will do. I think it's called "The Betrayal" - Newman pulls up in a car, chatting up some girl with him - right in the middle of telling her how "all certified mail is registered... but registered mail is not necessarily certified."

Oh, and zip codes? They're meaningless.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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He's jovial!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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I was watching the episode last night where Steinbrenner thinks George is a communist, so he sends him to Cuba. At the end of the episode, George knocks on Castro's door - "You wanted to see me, El Presidente?"

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Bozo the Clown? B-o, Z-o?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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safety dan posted:

It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're strolling through a dewey meadow.

The Fatigues might be my favorite episode.

"You think of your knife... the only friend who won't be dead by sunrise."

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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This is George.... I've got nothin'.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9jERprj5x0

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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It's a salad... only bigger... with lots of stuff in it?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Last night, I was watching The Invitations. At one point, Jerry and Elaine are talking about how life will be after George gets married and Elaine leaves Jerry and Kramer all alone. Jerry has a vision of he and Kramer in the future, about thirty years...

(Daydreaming sequence set in Jerry's apt. in a probable future. Kramer pops in. They look a little older.)

KRAMER: Hey!! Buddy. I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic.

JERRY: (annoyed) How you gonna drive when looking through a periscope? Besides it's not a submarine and there's no room for a periscope in a car.

KRAMER: Huh! You make a higher roof.

JERRY: They're not making higher roofs.

KRAMER: why can't you make a higher roof.

JERRY: Because it's a stupid idea. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand It's stupid ,stupid...

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
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BrandNew posted:

Good Samaritan Law? I never heard of it. You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.

Your face is my case.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
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How about this... ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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I'll tell you a secret about zip codes - They're meaningless!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Leyburn posted:

"I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me up."

George's first great monologue?

This is something... I said. I said this... to her.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Adjacent to refuse... is refuse!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Listen to the bell, Grossbard, it tolls for thee.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0

edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03ymgskNI

sorry for two at once, but these are both golden, Jerry, golden!

Gyshall fucked around with this message at 23:27 on May 16, 2011

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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I'd like to cancel my mail.

Certainly! How long would you like us to hold it?

I want out - permanently.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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The Human Cow posted:

I want you take the pen! Do me a personal favor!

What do you think, I've never ridden in a Cadillac before!?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Loving Life Partner posted:

I jiggled it!

Jack Klompus was really underrated

He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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It's... breathtaking.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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We only wake you up for the important meetings, Costanza.

Also related - I forgot Michael Richards is in Airheads. If I made movies, he would be my muse - I'd center every movie around him.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Look to the cookie! *Nods at the black guy*

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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You've never heard of Bozo? B, o, z, o?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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You decided to get a rug! Good for you, Jack!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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That Edward Scissor Hands - he makea' me cry!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Mr. Cohen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalways here.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it roundtine!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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DrBouvenstein posted:

BOSCO!

What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically ... just ... unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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THEY WERE ALL TWIX!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Bosco!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own! I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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I'll tell you what, Timmy - you dip the way you want to dip, and I'll dip the way I want to dip.

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

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Significant shrinkage.

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