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The part in the Reverse Peephole episode when Kramer and Newman find Puddy's (or was it Joe Mayo's?) fur coat in the tree and Kramer automatically thinks it's a dead bear just cracks me up. Yes, there's a dead bear hanging in a tree in the middle of New York City in broad daylight. Also love how in The Burning, George seems more insane than usual. Not only does that episode contain the infamous "hip musicians/complicated shoes" line, but I love his initial reaction to this: Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea! Elaine: Yeah, that sounds about right. Kramer: That's what they gave me! George: ...the government?
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Elaine: Hit. Ugh...you sunk my battleship. Jerry: Elaine...? Elaine: (explosion sound) Jerry: (shiteating grin)
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ironlung posted:So did TBS stop playing Seinfeld episodes? They used to play two back to back starting at 5pm my time (MST) and for the past two days it has been King of Queens instead.... WHY I'm on the east coast, and they used to play two at 7 and 7:30 but now it's just one episode at 6. I'm disappointed as well.
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I've been watching the later seasons, and I find it funny just how many people the four have either inadvertently killed or put in prison: Susan Kramer's intern Elaine's boyfriend who was mistaken for George from being bald. The "Desperado" guy Fulton laughing to death via Jerry's Superman joke Babu Bhatt There's probably some more I'm forgetting...
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Mar 31, 2011 17:57
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How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? A little too firm?
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Apr 19, 2011 23:49
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Iron Crowned posted:The Other Side of Darkness is also missing. Titanic. George took a day off for it.
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Apr 20, 2011 15:50
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If I'm on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until its finished.
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May 13, 2011 02:52
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So I'm watching JFK, and I just remembered how fantastic that whole "magic loogie" parody was. Kramer's sudden "I'M HIT" always gets me.
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Jun 27, 2011 03:29
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Robnoxious posted:Not to mention the blacks and the Jews. I really don't think we should be talking about this.
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Jul 12, 2011 19:11
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Bobfromsales posted:I really do not like most of Larry Charles' episodes. His tone is just too dark and doesn't fit with the rest of the show. I can see where you're coming from here. The darker early-Seinfeld episodes come off as a little more hit or miss. But his last two episodes were "The Stall" and "The Fire" which were both great. Elaine: Sure, the pinky toe is cute, but I mean, what is it? It's useless. It does nothing. It got that little nail that's just impossible to cut. What do we need it for? Jerry: Because, Elaine, that's the one that goes "wee, wee, wee all the way home."
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Aug 25, 2011 13:48
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Hey George, check it out. Three times around, no feet. All me. All meee!
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Sep 5, 2011 12:02
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penismightier posted:ELAINE: I am not buying a computer from you. This pen smells really bad...so why do I keep smelling it?!
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Dec 31, 2011 03:17
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Macaluso posted:So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola? He's new around here.
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Jan 2, 2012 19:08
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neoboman posted:HEY CHECK IT OUT, FREE CANDAY!!! Suddenly, you're on your back! LIKE A TURTLE! 
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Jan 7, 2012 00:03
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I love George's weird obsession with ostrich burgers.
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Jan 10, 2012 01:14
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Kramer: Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and Jerry, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls. Jerry: I think we might have one left in the stock room. Kramer: 
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Jan 11, 2012 18:26
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Is there a gif of Kramer sitting on the umbrella in The Checks from Season 8? Because if not, that certainty should be a thing. "I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here." "Thanks for stopping!" 
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Feb 19, 2012 01:47
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Jerusalem posted:You know it's funny, you live in New York your whole life and yet you never find yourself at the nexus of the universe. If I'm on the street, and it starts to go down, I don't back off...until it's finished.
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Mar 1, 2012 23:25
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OldSenileGuy posted:Peach. PLUM
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Mar 18, 2012 14:56
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GEORGE: You're sleepin' with the maid? I've done that... you ever eat an ostrich burger? JERRY: ...no. GEORGE: 
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Apr 27, 2012 13:31
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DrBouvenstein posted:Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them. You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?
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Apr 27, 2012 14:55
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It's even funnier if you've seen the film because, in both cases, Wayne Knight plays the second victim.  ...did anybody see Firestorm? Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture! Remember when they had that helicopter land on top of that car... Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on! I haven't seen it yet! It doesn't have anything to do with the plot! Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!
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May 13, 2012 16:26
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I love using "MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THIS WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME" when I'm jokingly frustrated at something really minimal.
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Jul 1, 2012 16:35
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Kull the Conqueror posted:How about if it was something like "I can't find my receipt. My place is a sty." Everything with you has to be so .. jokey.
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Jul 17, 2012 15:59
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I love seeing Bryan Cranston on Seinfeld even more now because of Breaking Bad. He's like a younger and less terrifying Walter White in training  Instead of running a drug empire and brutally manipulating/murdering people, he sends out ambiguous party invitations, he re-gifts, he joins religions just the zingers, and he may molest his patients under the gas.
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Jul 26, 2012 01:47
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Billy Zane posted:You didn't like that crack about the pen. I did not. 
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Aug 11, 2012 00:49
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I just re-watched The Blood, and I love how its established that Kramer calls Jerry's parents every week
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Aug 31, 2012 17:58
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Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement! 
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Oct 8, 2012 16:05
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Guy A. Person posted:I'M BEING FUNNY!??!??! JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!
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Oct 11, 2012 18:57
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"Hewwo and welcome to Moviefone! Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon -- “You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” PSSH PSSH “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1. "Kramer, is that you?" "...Elaine?!" "Uh, what time does Chow Fun start?" "...I don't know.  "
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Oct 31, 2012 15:27
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"Everybody out of the Chunnel!"
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Nov 20, 2012 17:00
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complicated shoes posted:"People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!" I'm Cosmo Kramer: The Assman!
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Dec 10, 2012 01:40
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Pierce and Pierce posted:I think we might have one left in the stock room. ... Now, where's that tool shed of yours?
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I am eating my dessert! How do you eat it? With your hands???
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Jun 22, 2013 02:22
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Drifter posted:What was George doing to walk away from a perfectly good kiss by a sexy lady? He had to be home in case Neil called.
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e:nevermind!
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