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He must have seen us when I poured that beer on his head!
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Dr_Amazing posted:I really love the reverse of this where Jerry is trying to do the "it's me" back to her and she mistakes him for someone else. He starts talking in this hilarious voice to try to impersonate someone he's never hear speak. I die laughing every time I hear him talking like that. I sound funny? ABORT! ABORT! Also, one of the things I've picked up from Seinfeld is the ATM race Jerry does in the Marine Biologist episode. Whenever someone is using the ATM beside me I try to go as fast as possible then say "I win!" and leave.
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OldSenileGuy posted:Is that Gore-Tex? You like saying gore-tex don't you? Oh hey new page, here's one of my personal favourite george moments. (as well as george episodes in general) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY&feature=related
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Athanatos posted:Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back! How could you trade Jay Buhner!? He had over 30 home runs last year, a hundred RBIs, he's got a rocket for an arm! You don't know what you're doing!
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The frogger episode was on today, with Jerry's ten hour break-up. Well I'm sorry! I'm not Brad. I'm ME! .... Nice to meet you! Chexoid fucked around with this message at 21:52 on May 4, 2010 |
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haljordan posted:See, I don't think there IS any thinking. Its whatever pops into his brain first. "Uhhhhh......Soda! Need soda! See ya later!" Let me tell you, that kid's gonna be named soda!
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Jul 8, 2010 23:09
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We're all at the same skill level!
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Jul 13, 2010 15:15
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William Pahllace posted:Does he specialize in a haircut at his shop called "The Kramer"? Every time you go there, you come out looking like you're five years old.
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Jul 15, 2010 18:26
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I think my favorite minor character is the cab driver elaine is with, in that episode when she gets those Malaysian glasses to spite that writer. "Smugness is a very bad quality" "Good, revenge is very good" 
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Jul 29, 2010 04:03
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explosivo posted:Kramer getting hit in the head at the Yankees game in "The Letter" pretty much never gets old. Well you know I own the inside of that plate Jerry! So.... I had to plunk him!
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Aug 3, 2010 04:51
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LesterGroans posted:"Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?" I don't wanna be switzerland!
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Aug 9, 2010 06:05
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DrBouvenstein posted:"Everybody's talkin' at me, can't hear a work they're sayin'. Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car!" Liam Neeson... you know he's not american!
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Aug 9, 2010 19:27
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Remember that drive from Wortsborough? I was spottin' those raccoons!
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Aug 11, 2010 04:47
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Secks posted:So, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment and letting me shove off in this beauty? The stockholm may not have sunk you, BUT I WILL!
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Aug 15, 2010 04:28
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Jerry don't leave me with denim vest! He's smoothing it! 
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Aug 27, 2010 01:53
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I try to take a vacation, get back and the whole threads in shambles.
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Sep 13, 2010 04:41
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Now THIS is what the holidays are all about; a few guys sitting around, quotin' seinfeld.
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Jerusalem posted:I love when they're working on their show for NBC, the execs are standing around complaining about how Jerry can't act for poo poo. Because he's my butler!
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The Moehl is 100% right about people putting their glasses on the EXACT edge of table. Glass deep deep in the carpet.
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Joe Don Baker posted:Anyone one know where I can get a Willard? Sure, but I don't know why you want to spend so much money on a tip calculator.
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You gotta shoot this movie for me, Brodey's a reasonable guy but he's insane!
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LesterGroans posted:So, my new t-shirt arrived the other day: This shirt will never leave my body! Number one, signing off.
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Yaaaaay Jerry got it open! 
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Jul 18, 2011 00:53
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She's not Chinese George! I was duped!
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Jul 19, 2011 04:42
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jojoinnit posted:You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material? You really went bald there, didn't ya?
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Jul 21, 2011 19:26
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Yea well the life support machine called and.... You're meat, Riley! You just screwed yourself!
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Jul 31, 2011 08:05
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Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it! There was a guy at the Yankees, had no arms! He made more than me, got more work done, had a wife and family, drove a better car than i did!
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Aug 1, 2011 01:52
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I'll take the job! Potato salad! 
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Aug 8, 2011 01:25
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Aug 9, 2011 23:30
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I'm putting this on him and we're going to the sink. 
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Aug 13, 2011 03:12
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Robnoxious posted:
He was scatin' and bee-bopping all over me! Chexoid fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 15, 2011 |
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Aug 15, 2011 19:23
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He was stickin' it to me! STICKIN IT!!
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Aug 18, 2011 20:45
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I don't understand woody wood-pecker, what is he an instigator?
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Aug 19, 2011 01:21
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You know what he's going for? Total joke telling immunity! He's already got the two major religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship they'll be no stopping him!
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"That was your friend?" "Yea but he doesn't normally wear glasses" "George, that man was wearing glasses." "Don't you see? He was doing it to FOOL LLOYD BRAUN!" Chexoid fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 29, 2011 |
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Aug 29, 2011 22:02
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Jack Bandit posted:You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast. I choose not to run!
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Sep 1, 2011 17:25
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLmrpctTvmc&feature=player_detailpage#t=31s This is Georges best line, maybe the best line in Seinfeld, maybe in all of TV I'm not sure. Chexoid fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 2, 2011 |
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Sep 2, 2011 05:53
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You have a collect call from: "HEY BUDDY DON'T SAY NO!"
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Sep 3, 2011 03:54
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But no, you had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SALAD!
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*from out the window* Jerry! Help me Jerryyyy!
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