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"Which clinic did you say you were from?" "Yes that's correct." *Minutes later* "I think they have a chart on me now!"
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AKA Driver posted:This episode fires on all cylinders for me. Kramer driving past E, Jerry dealing with Elaine and Puddy (Hey, Koko. That monkey's alright. High Five,), and the candy lineup. My favorite George moment right there: "Hey what is this? A Mounds bar?" "Its a TWIX! They're all TWIX! It was a setup! BUT YOU'VE SCREWED ME! YOU'VE SCREWED ME AGAIN! Now hurry up and give me one!" "Sorry. Last one." ".........TWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXX!"
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"Mis......Mister Marbles?"
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My favorite ending to a Seinfeld episode is George being dragged out of the theater. To the audience, it makes perfect sense why he's flipping out, but to everyone else, it sounds like he's the most insane person on the loving planet. "You don't understand! They're in on it! Laughing at me! LYING AND LAUGHING AND LYING! They're killing independent George! Worlds are colliding!"
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"What are your horses names?" "Snoopy and Prickly Pete!" "Don't you find it odd that your package was damaged in shipping when many packages rarely are?" "Define rarely." ".....frequently."
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DrBouvenstein posted:If by later...you mean earlier. "Hahaha he looks like a frog." "So do you."
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As I reigned blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way!
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Apr 28, 2010 17:42
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Gammy's GETTIN' UPSET!
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I think that the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? I can't. drat it!
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One of my all time favorite George moments. I would have loved to have known how the gently caress this plan would have really worked had it been successful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QM-VqkxIEQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72gsdsL26po&feature=related
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:You're a John! It's just ORIGINAL JERRY!
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Gammy's GETTIN UPSET!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's! Look at me! I'm slippery as a seal. LA. LA. LAAAAAAA.
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Don't you just love lobster? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU
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George: Did you use the joke I told you? Jerry: Which one? George: How the big toe is commander of the toes?
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Flobbster posted:One percent? You can kiss one percent of my rear end! Oh no. I've stepped on your last rose.
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Jerry: What's that? Kramer: That's the reaction that Frank and Estelle had when I informed them of George's man-love for She-Jerry.
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"Why would they need me, you're their NUMBER ONE SELLER!" ".........  "
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"You know, one of these days, something REALLY bad is going to happen to you.....IT HAS TO." "No, I'm going to be fine, as for your problem..."
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