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"It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm."
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Carol: Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee? George: No thanks. I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up.
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Sep 9, 2010 17:38
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Oh Moses smell the roses!
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Sep 27, 2010 14:26
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Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat gently caress!
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Nov 15, 2010 15:14
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"Who so belongs only to his age, references only popenjays and mumbo jumbos" - Tommy C
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Nov 17, 2010 05:07
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"I'm sorry the card says MOOPS!"
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Feb 24, 2011 09:06
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"All names sound strange the first time you hear 'em. What, you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?" He's got a point.
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Mar 1, 2011 09:04
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"What do you mean you can't go? There's 2 really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese. Cheese George, cheese!"
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Apr 3, 2011 11:08
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"It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull"
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Apr 8, 2011 16:42
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Whoa, back it up, back it up! Beep, beep, beep.
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May 13, 2011 11:28
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What a spanking button!
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May 15, 2011 04:37
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Ew Mr. Apple you have a brown spot!
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May 18, 2011 16:45
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Well, you look like a Lilly!
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May 26, 2011 16:07
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She's your Lex Luthor!
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May 30, 2011 13:02
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Who's Bozo? Bozo the Clown, that's who Bozo is. When I was a kid, Bozo the Clown was the clown, bar none.
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May 30, 2011 15:21
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
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Jun 26, 2011 09:45
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You're a RABID ANTI-DENTITE!
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Jul 12, 2011 12:15
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Eggplant. Yes. That's a hell of a thing. Okay let's get back to business. Okay here you go. Very good, very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Costanza. Okay a little jealous now. Okay let's go. Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good. Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind.
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Jul 15, 2011 01:14
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Jerry wouldn't know delicate beauty if it bludgeoned him over the head!
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Jul 15, 2011 21:37
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Yo yo ma!
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Jul 17, 2011 06:41
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Gammi's getting upset!
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Jul 19, 2011 19:03
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Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. (indicates the bag of oranges) You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.
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Jul 29, 2011 04:23
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Peterman: Elaine, what did you want to talk me about? Elaine: This. My office. Sam trashed my office. Peterman: Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight. Elaine: Mr. Petermen, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behavior directed at me all because I told her to swing her arms. Peterman: Woof! Invis fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Aug 2, 2011 |
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Aug 2, 2011 09:42
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quote:Prickly pete is missing me
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Aug 22, 2011 08:48
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You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
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Sep 4, 2011 12:47
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... from Milan to Minsk!
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Sep 13, 2011 04:13
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Do you have a favourite poet George? "Flavin"
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Sep 24, 2011 18:43
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George likes spicy chicken!
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Oct 8, 2011 08:29
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Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand?
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Oct 16, 2011 10:58
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Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews!
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Oct 17, 2011 10:59
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Do I want to come up? I'm fighting not to! Fighting!
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Oct 26, 2011 13:12
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Newman you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!
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Oct 31, 2011 10:51
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35 Geriatrics throwin' elbows. It's like I'm swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine!
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Nov 21, 2011 16:33
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'Pam'- I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching
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Nov 23, 2011 15:45
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Parachute posted:The arguing of the semantics of various everyday bullshit is one of my favorite parts of the show. That and the awesome physical gestures, plus the word-repeating that's done in a lot of the dialogue.
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Mar 10, 2012 09:49
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Yes, integral. How-how integral? You'll be on the board of directors!
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Mar 12, 2012 12:37
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My mother was taken from my house by the Communists in the middle of the night when I was ten years old. She was sent to a slave labor camp, where she labored for twelve years. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died on the high seas.
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Apr 16, 2012 16:12
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This is car 23, we have a possible 5-19 in progress, over.
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May 10, 2012 06:32
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Thank you, but unfortunately, I have much larger problems to fry.
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So how's the fornicating gourmet?
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