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hall n oates mom posted:"Can it cut that thin?" That's the episode where Elaine dreams that she's in bed with George, Jerry and Kramer isn't it? I like how it's implied that the only reason Elaine hangs out with them is because she hates her other friends slightly more than she hates Jerry and co.
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Ash1138 posted:I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jock - if you need one. It's go-time. Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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wa27 posted:Was/is Seinfeld very popular in the UK (or other countries, for that matter)? It always seemed like a very American show with humor that might be lost on international audiences, but I'm probably wrong. It was pretty huge in Norway and the reruns are still being shown.
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Bulbous Goiter posted:Did Kramer make the right decision going after Tony in The Bottle Deposit? The golfclub's end up getting destroyed and Jerry doesn't even car his car back!
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Sheen Sheen posted:My personal favorite was seeing a young Patton Oswalt as a video store clerk in the episode where George joins a book club and tries to watch the movie versions of books instead of reading the actual books. It's also interesting that apparently there was a time you could get looked down upon if you listened to an audio book without being blind.
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Jun 5, 2011 17:54
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LordFancy posted:You know the message you're sending out to the world with those sweatpants? You're telling the world "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
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Jul 8, 2011 18:14
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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Jul 8, 2011 20:36
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DrBouvenstein posted:The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli. Jambalaya!
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Rusty Shackelford posted:No soup for you! You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for you. NEXT!
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Jul 11, 2011 18:15
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Ehud posted:You see kid, you're being bamboozled. These capitalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys! Ladies and gentlemen. Because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants, we are hijacking this plane to Cuba!
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Aug 15, 2011 16:34
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Locutus of Bald posted:I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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Aug 15, 2011 21:53
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Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
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Aug 16, 2011 19:13
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WouldDesk posted:I'm a man who respects a good coma. I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush.
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DrBouvenstein posted:There will never be a greater guest star in the history of TV than Wilfred Brimley as the Postmaster General. Tell the world my story!
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Sep 8, 2011 18:45
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Fury1671 posted:You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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Ginette Reno posted:But someone was crying and I want to know who it was. 
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TMMadman posted:Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello. TMMadman! Hello!
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potee posted:CHILI 
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Gyshall posted:MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE! 
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potee posted:Your "friend" is morbidly obese. 
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Jan 29, 2020 18:43
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Rageaholic posted:You've got 3 pints of Kramer in you, buddy! 
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potee posted:I wish there were pigmen. 
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MightyJoe36 posted:Do you realize that the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine? Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
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Rageaholic posted:How did you know you cut it? 
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Vietnamwees posted:Well, you see, the thing about George is, he's an idiot. 
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Gyshall posted:Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton? Better bring a poncho.
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Mr. Alhazred likes to play dirty? Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil. LifeGetsWorser is going away for a long long time.
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Vietnamwees posted:I used it as I bathed. 
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Yama hama, it's Fright Night! It's a Festivus miracle!
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TMMadman posted:You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. 
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Rageaholic posted:I lived with him for 40 years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover! 
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Ginette Reno posted:A muffin top store? Top of the morning to you!
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Vietnamwees posted:Do we really need the exclamation point at the end? I mean we're not saying "Top of the morning TO YOU!" 
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Rageaholic posted:No, I mentioned the bisque 
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Feb 8, 2020 23:57
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Rageaholic posted:I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? 
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LifeGetsWorser posted:It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music. 
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Vietnamwees posted:Oh, I have a feeling that what you're about to go through will be punishment enough. My previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. That's why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
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potee posted:THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!! 
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