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The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
The Summer of George: holy poo poo these are some bad people. Just a year after shrugging off the death of George's fiance, the rest of the gang shrugs off George when it looks like he may never walk fully again.
They all belonged in that jail cell, except maybe Kramer :colbert:

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
His intentions were pure :(

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? Because he was adopted. Just like Son of Sam was adopted. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing...

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Vincent's an arthouse goon!

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
You see them live on occasionally at some retail stores; JB HiFi here in Australia likes to have their staff make up little recommendations for games, albums etc.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Billy Zane posted:

And this offends you as an Irish person?

No, it offends me as a comedian!

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

T. Fine posted:

Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans

Those belong to people.

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Macaluso posted:

I just love George's manure explanation about why it's actually good. Nothing about it makes any sense at all, but he says it so proudly like why has no one ever thought of that before

It's "ma", which is good, then "nure", which is also good. Ma-nure.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here, about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy. Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
e: nvm, late as hell.

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Coffee And Pie posted:

You don't even know what a write-off is.

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
And also at the end of The Marine Biologist, I think.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Ehud posted:

I was out for five minutes before, I couldn't feel my extremities.

What extremities?

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

potee posted:

Yeah, '07. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for forums. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his posts or the kind of shows he quotes. Friends was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

The Dewey Decimal System... what a scam that was!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Vietnamwees posted:

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

STEEEEEEEELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, I told her to call me here and to tell anyone who answers the phone to ask for a balding, stocky man with glasses. I better tell him I'm expecting a call.

CARTWRIGHT!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

I'M OUT

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
What is Holland?

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Aug 11, 2011

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4d3d3d posted:

My father's gay!

... not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Coffee And Pie posted:

Trust me Root Bear, given the legal opportunity, I WILL kill you.

Coffee And Pie!.... what are you doing here?

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Digital Jedi posted:

No Chinese leftovers

George is getting suspicious.

...You're not Chinese!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Vietnamwees posted:

"He took it out"

It?

It.

Out?

Out?

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Hey, I'm going to get a gyro, you want one?

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Yes, this is the terrorist bomber.

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Root Bear posted:

Your fly is open. :colbert:

Your car's on fire :geno:

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Oh yeah, I like this idea...

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

I love the previews. In fact, I enjoy being in the theatre cut-up. Last week after a preview, I yelled out 'must miss!'

my original one was from the kenny rogers roasters ep, I just couldn't get Kramer's delivery right https://youtu.be/LUvzzEtNevY

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
And the peat! Ah yes, the peat

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Aug 11, 2011

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Electromax posted:

I'm glad Jerry never died

...Newman died? :stonk:

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Vietnamwees posted:

You know George, a lot of these scratches will buff right out...

IIRC from the Inside Look/Notes about Nothing, that line was improvised. What a great bit.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
You got any meat?

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

potee posted:

All right, what else. You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, I guess that's about it.

...You got ketchup on it!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
the song, babe

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
New sneakers?

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
K-k-k-k-k-kibosh :stare:

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tail gunner. They blew his brains out over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
What is Holland?

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.

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Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
This is beyond BO. It's BBO

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