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The Summer of George: holy poo poo these are some bad people. Just a year after shrugging off the death of George's fiance, the rest of the gang shrugs off George when it looks like he may never walk fully again. They all belonged in that jail cell, except maybe Kramer
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 06:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 03:51 |
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His intentions were pure
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 06:50 |
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You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? Because he was adopted. Just like Son of Sam was adopted. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing...
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 08:36 |
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Vincent's an arthouse goon!
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2012 20:48 |
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You see them live on occasionally at some retail stores; JB HiFi here in Australia likes to have their staff make up little recommendations for games, albums etc.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2012 21:28 |
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Billy Zane posted:And this offends you as an Irish person? No, it offends me as a comedian!
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 10:16 |
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T. Fine posted:Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans Those belong to people.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 01:20 |
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Macaluso posted:I just love George's manure explanation about why it's actually good. Nothing about it makes any sense at all, but he says it so proudly like why has no one ever thought of that before It's "ma", which is good, then "nure", which is also good. Ma-nure.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 06:36 |
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You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here, about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy. Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 16:51 |
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e: nvm, late as hell. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 01:41 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:You don't even know what a write-off is. But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 04:40 |
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And also at the end of The Marine Biologist, I think.
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# ¿ May 12, 2012 08:29 |
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Ehud posted:I was out for five minutes before, I couldn't feel my extremities. What extremities?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2012 16:10 |
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potee posted:Yeah, '07. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for forums. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his posts or the kind of shows he quotes. Friends was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. The Dewey Decimal System... what a scam that was!
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 04:48 |
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Vietnamwees posted:SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! STEEEEEEEELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 07:02 |
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TMMadman posted:Yeah, I told her to call me here and to tell anyone who answers the phone to ask for a balding, stocky man with glasses. I better tell him I'm expecting a call. CARTWRIGHT!
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 04:55 |
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I'M OUT
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 10:18 |
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What is Holland?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 02:02 |
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4d3d3d posted:My father's gay! ... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 04:56 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Trust me Root Bear, given the legal opportunity, I WILL kill you. Coffee And Pie!.... what are you doing here?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 01:42 |
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Digital Jedi posted:No Chinese leftovers ...You're not Chinese!
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 13:38 |
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Vietnamwees posted:"He took it out" It? It. Out? Out?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 05:27 |
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Hey, I'm going to get a gyro, you want one?
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 07:08 |
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Yes, this is the terrorist bomber.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:43 |
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Root Bear posted:Your fly is open. Your car's on fire
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 04:20 |
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Oh yeah, I like this idea...
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:35 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Oh yeah, this can't miss! I love the previews. In fact, I enjoy being in the theatre cut-up. Last week after a preview, I yelled out 'must miss!' my original one was from the kenny rogers roasters ep, I just couldn't get Kramer's delivery right https://youtu.be/LUvzzEtNevY
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 06:43 |
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And the peat! Ah yes, the peat
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 02:22 |
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Electromax posted:I'm glad Jerry never died ...Newman died?
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 03:15 |
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Vietnamwees posted:You know George, a lot of these scratches will buff right out... IIRC from the Inside Look/Notes about Nothing, that line was improvised. What a great bit.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 09:51 |
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You got any meat?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 00:53 |
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potee posted:All right, what else. You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, I guess that's about it. ...You got ketchup on it!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 03:02 |
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Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:14 |
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the song, babe
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 04:38 |
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New sneakers?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 07:22 |
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K-k-k-k-k-kibosh
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 05:41 |
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We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tail gunner. They blew his brains out over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 14:25 |
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What is Holland?
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 01:44 |
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I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 05:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 03:51 |
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This is beyond BO. It's BBO
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 05:48 |