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I can't really blame anyone for not wanting to google the term "assman."
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jojoinnit posted:The whole pen plotline has to be peak Seinfeld. Its so silly and unimportant but it becomes this huge deal involving everyone. I love how in all of Klompus's subsequent appearances he needs to make a point of reminding Jerry that he's "still got that pen." It's like he can't bear to live in a world where he doesn't have some kind of personal connection to whoever he's talking to.
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Aug 10, 2012 23:15
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That's pretty sad; losing to a cat.
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Sep 14, 2012 01:47
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Whatever.
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Dec 23, 2013 21:37
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Imagined posted:In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account.
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Jul 29, 2015 22:17
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Insert a knife into the center and twist. Then, to make it bloom, soak it in water for thirty to forty minutes.
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Feb 18, 2022 23:21
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Yeah, he really is breathtaking.
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May 12, 2022 21:26
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I would describe it as “restrained jubilation.”
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Jun 6, 2022 16:40
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It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint… It’s delicious!
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Jun 7, 2022 22:23
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I’ve been waiting out their marriage for three years.
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Jun 9, 2022 01:55
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Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted… and a cup of tea!
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Jun 11, 2022 01:46
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High-end hoagie outfit like that, it’s all computerized! They’re cloning sheep now.
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Jun 18, 2022 03:34
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You know, for a fat guy you’re not very jolly.
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Jun 23, 2022 00:29
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Did she, uh, did she frolic?
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Jun 23, 2022 23:29
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I'd like to play something. Well, actually, it's my latest, so it's nice and fresh. It's called "Hot And Heavy."
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Jun 24, 2022 16:45
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What the hell is a Velvet Fog?
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Jun 27, 2022 15:11
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In my tool shed, next to the riding mower.
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Jun 29, 2022 20:40
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Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.
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Jul 3, 2022 02:37
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If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
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Jul 3, 2022 16:52
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
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Jul 5, 2022 03:31
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gormless goblin posted:What is this, a bit? It’s a funny observation!
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Jul 7, 2022 02:28
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Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff, whatever I gotta do.
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Jul 7, 2022 23:14
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Chili, you don’t understand the conversion rate!
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Jul 11, 2022 23:21
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Oh, no thanks. It keeps me up.
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Jul 16, 2022 22:29
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If I’m on the street and it starts to go down, I don’t back off until it’s finished.
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Jul 20, 2022 03:09
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Eduardo… Carochio.
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Jul 21, 2022 23:25
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So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a really big sack?
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Jul 22, 2022 16:55
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Root Bear posted:You owe me a quarter. It’s wrinkled. It’s worthless.
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Jul 23, 2022 23:50
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I want you to have this job. Of course…
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Jul 27, 2022 03:34
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potee posted:Oh that's fatal, you don't want that! It’s a like a… white discoloration.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:13
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potee posted:No big deal, just some guy, he's been running around Los Angeles cutting people's heads off. Headzo… The Denogginizer… Son of Dad. That was my suggestion. Kind of a catch-all.
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Aug 2, 2022 16:18
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I want to get back to when we were the Gatsbys!
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Aug 5, 2022 12:56
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You’re dead, President Lincoln! You’re dead!
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Aug 6, 2022 01:52
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Whew! Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh? Whew!
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Aug 12, 2022 03:21
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I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh, this is so good, what's in it?" The answer invariably comes back: Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Again and again. Lesser bobka? I think not.
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Aug 12, 2022 21:41
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Difficult job. You want those keys, we’re gonna have to dig this up.
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Aug 18, 2022 02:27
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…Really? You’ve never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?
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Aug 23, 2022 21:42
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potee posted:You've got three pints of potee in you, buddy! I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something, perhaps… from above.
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Aug 26, 2022 01:39
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But these were the only really cool ones like this! Don't you see how everybody likes them and how everybody talks about them?
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MightyJoe36 posted:Oh yeah? Well ta ta, Potee. …Well played.
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