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LividLiquid posted:Well, let me ask you this: if you put your hand in her hair... is it easy to get out? I like a good cheek.
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Does it have a pinkish hue?
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May 8, 2019 17:34
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potee posted:Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. He wasn't...Master of his Domain.
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May 9, 2019 11:46
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*slaps money on the counter "I''M OUT!"
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May 10, 2019 11:42
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"Who doesn't have coffee?" "You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard and forget about it."
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May 10, 2019 17:35
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JethroMcB posted:Jim Fowler has died. "You think he'll do it?" "Are you kidding? I practically raised his kids."
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May 13, 2019 12:34
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TWIIIIIX!
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May 15, 2019 18:51
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potee posted:It's a write-off for them. "You don't even know what a write-off is." "But they do. That's why they can write it off."
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May 16, 2019 13:20
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TMMadman posted:As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. I find this capricious and arbitrary.
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Jun 4, 2019 17:35
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"Was that wrong? Because I gotta tell you, if I knew that sort of thing was frowned upon, I never would have done it."
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Jun 7, 2019 12:17
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"My wife's a slut."
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Jun 7, 2019 19:01
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Sash! posted:Alright, so there I am at Lorenzo's, loading up my slice of the fixins bar...garlic and whatnot...mmm, mmm...and I see this guy over at the pizza boxes giving me the stink-eye. So I give him the crook-eye back, you know. There's a street gang named after the 8th President?
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Ginette Reno posted:See Jojoinnit is right MightyJoe36. See here you're just another apple, but in Japan you're an exotic fruit. Like an orange - which is rare there. Again with the oranges?
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Jun 11, 2019 17:45
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Ginette Reno posted:He's my protege "Him you brainwashed!?"
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Jun 12, 2019 12:23
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You gave me gonorrhea and didn't tell me!
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Jun 13, 2019 20:15
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Demon Of The Fall posted:It's just so much fluff. You're a cashier!
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Jul 3, 2019 20:22
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Vietnamwees posted:You're not Penske material! Oh really? Well, ta ta, Vietnamwees.
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Aug 13, 2019 12:53
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Help! He stole my European carry-all.
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Aug 15, 2019 14:12
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Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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Aug 19, 2019 13:23
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I guess Potees kind of sloppy.
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Aug 26, 2019 12:25
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Ya could have just run the water. That's what I do.
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Aug 26, 2019 13:41
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RUSTY!
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Aug 27, 2019 15:01
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TMMadman posted:Well, what do you think the hoboes are doing? To the idiot mobile!
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Aug 28, 2019 12:57
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Hey everybody! Free Candy!
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Aug 28, 2019 17:09
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Moops? There's no such thing as Moops!
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Aug 28, 2019 20:13
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Who is this?
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Aug 30, 2019 12:40
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Don't bother going to Tuscany because there isn't one villa for rent.
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Sep 3, 2019 13:06
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Ginette Reno posted:No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all.. I'm just trying to get ahead.
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Sep 4, 2019 14:58
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I slept with both of them.
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Sep 5, 2019 12:52
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Are you sayin' you want a PIECE OF ME!
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Sep 5, 2019 15:31
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potee posted:This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same, but everyone else is different! Which one was that?
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Sep 6, 2019 12:39
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Why would anyone want a friend?
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Sep 9, 2019 12:44
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TMMadman posted:Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn, and stock quotes. Did I mention porn?
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Sep 18, 2019 13:13
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potee posted:I'm not ashamed of my body. Well you should be.
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Sep 18, 2019 18:03
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DuhSal posted:What is that a Titleist? The sea was angry that day my friends.
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Sep 19, 2019 12:17
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"I gave you a $20 and you only gave me back change for a $10."
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Sep 19, 2019 18:14
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Ginette Reno posted:Ah ha Potee! Tonight you're in for a real treat. I'ma personally gonna prepare the dinner, for you and my TMMadman. At least he could have just run the water. That's what I do.
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Sep 20, 2019 12:44
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George is gettin' upset here!
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Sep 20, 2019 17:59
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Helloooooooooo!
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I don't wanna be a cowboy!
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