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fenix down posted:That reminds me of the Haitian voodoo rattle torture! You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture
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Gyshall posted:You must have a good story. Otherwise, it's just masturbation. Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again.
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Hank Morgan posted:I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!! You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
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SirPablo posted:You don't even know what a write off is. My car's totaled. It's all his fault and now, he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decrees that he becomes my butler.
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Apr 25, 2021 23:02
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TMMadman posted:Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman! Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.
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Apr 30, 2021 22:58
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SirPablo posted:Look potee, everybody knows you're heightening! It's all over the forums. Oh, you're tall...She's tall, I'm tall, what's the difference who's tall? We're all tall.
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May 5, 2021 19:55
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TMMadman posted:Yes, of course I'm taking SirPablo. This poster is genetically engineered to go to a ball. Tall, blonde, lithe... Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?
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May 5, 2021 20:19
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potee posted:Yeah. Yeah. Just give me the whole case, I'll be on my way. Wow, that's a lot of potatoes
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May 5, 2021 21:58
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See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land.
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May 12, 2021 08:14
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You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa
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May 15, 2021 22:09
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SirPablo posted:What the hell is this? You'a paying in pennies? You're extremely...careful with money.
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May 22, 2021 16:19
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I don't like this thing...And here's what I'm doing with it!
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May 31, 2021 06:55
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potee posted:Gyshall, we've had it with you. Understand, we love you like a son, but even posters have limits. I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of us have to turn our keys.
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Jun 6, 2021 23:41
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Gyshall posted:Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you've ever made. This is a parking lot, people are supposed to be able to get their cars!
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Jun 8, 2021 22:15
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Well, actually, he, um, doesn't really like to do...everything.
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Jun 15, 2021 21:27
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Vietnamwees posted:Not from the footage I’ve seen. So, I've got ice cream all over my face. There were no napkins there. Whoever it was that's responsible for stocking that concession stand cost me a relationship.
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Jun 22, 2021 18:43
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I am blown. Bloo-own away. Blown mojo, blooooooooooown.
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Jun 29, 2021 22:21
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Did you notice he always refer to himself in the third person?
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Jul 15, 2021 00:02
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When you control the posts, you control...information.
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Jul 25, 2021 23:26
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MightyJoe36 posted:Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're out of YOU! It's your go-go corporate takeover lifestyles that are driving out these Mom and Pop stores and destroying the fabric of this neighborhood
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Aug 17, 2021 18:45
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Now he's sitting around in a chair by a window going My name is Bob!
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Oct 25, 2021 07:08
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Root Bear posted:Tastes like dirt. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took
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Nov 4, 2021 11:50
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Wizard Master posted:Holy poo poo!! And I'll tell you something else, I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable
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Feb 1, 2022 15:29
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So what was it? Four hundred? Five hundred? Did you pay five hundred for this?
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Feb 1, 2022 15:30
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Over six? Can't be seven. Don't tell me you paid seven hundred dollars for this jacket!
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Feb 1, 2022 15:32
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Did you pay seven hundred dollars for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me?! You are sick! Is that what you paid for this jacket? Over seven hundred?
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Feb 1, 2022 15:33
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What did you pay for this jacket? I won't say anything. I wanna know what you paid for this jacket! Oh my God! A thousand dollars? You paid a thousand dollars for this jacket? Alright, fine. I'm walking out of here right now thinking you paid a thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different.
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Feb 1, 2022 15:40
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Oh, ho! Alright! I'll tell you what, if you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know it was over a thousand...
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Feb 1, 2022 15:42
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We're gonna take it outside, and I'm gonna show you what it's like!
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Feb 24, 2022 19:32
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I'm not taking some advice from a girl from Long Island!
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Apr 6, 2022 22:35
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I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it."
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Apr 9, 2022 19:07
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You were making out during Schindler's List?
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Apr 13, 2022 07:45
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They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial
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Jun 29, 2022 23:38
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Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of course I smell something.
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Sep 20, 2022 19:26
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potee posted:We should let this place air out anyway. It smells like the last posters had monkeys or something. Right, Koko. That chimp’s alright.
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Sep 26, 2022 20:52
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Oh, I'm exhausted! I've been on this street a thousand times - it's never looked so strange. The faces, so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches My heart aches But my feet...my feet are resilient!
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Nov 4, 2022 19:31
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TVGM posted:Are you done? C'mon people, let's get real. TVGM goes to a fantasy camp - his whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week.
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Nov 10, 2022 19:19
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Oh yeah, everybody's guy is the best...
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Jan 11, 2023 01:01
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Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight.
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
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