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pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

Jerusalem posted:

Do you ever call your parents and hear what suspiciously sounds like your mother calling out in a lousy accent that the Chinese Food has arrived?

This works! I did it when my wife was on the phone with someone she didnt want to talk to

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pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Just watched "The Dinner," the one where Jerry blows (no pun intended) his no-vomiting streak after eating the black and white cookie.


Elaine: Not gettin' along huh? :buddy:
Jerry: I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there. :barf:


Fourteen years down the drain.

14 year vomit streak, yet in the episode where Elaine and George are forced to go to a movie by themselves because Jerry has to watch that damned dog they talk about the way Jerry pukes, they know it so well they both mock it

Unless there's a frozen donkey wheel in Monks, they couldnt know!

pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

Hey, I had to draw that guy from memory. Considering, I think that's drat good!

pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

You cant test it when its melted! It changes the molecules
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Local-New-York-Ice-Cream-pz-768133444.html?x=0&.v=1

pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. :geno:

I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.

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