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Heavy_D posted:I'm not taking some advice from a girl from Long Island! You want a divorce?! You got one!
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Hank Morgan posted:They're all in Del Boca Vista now. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court!
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Apr 16, 2022 16:35
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You are soooo good looking!
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Apr 30, 2022 16:07
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esperantinc posted:You're not wearing a shirt are you? I prepared it as I bathed.
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May 12, 2022 15:44
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Bird in a Blender posted:Do you have a big salad? You got a big head. It's too big for your body.
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May 16, 2022 02:00
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Chili posted:All right, Sphere, all right, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neck-hole of my finely knit sweater. Is that cashmere?
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May 16, 2022 03:00
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esperantinc posted:That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch. I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.
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May 16, 2022 21:09
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Bird in a Blender posted:Do women know about shrinkage? I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. So, you know. That's it.
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May 17, 2022 01:54
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Chili posted:Now, what are you thinkin'? You think that I'm not able to wear jeans anymore? Is that what you're sayin'? Because if that's what you're sayin', Sphere, I'll go and I'll buy some jeans. I mean, all those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?!
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May 17, 2022 04:20
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The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
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May 17, 2022 14:15
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Was that wrong?
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May 18, 2022 02:05
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Parrotine posted:My friend in Ukraine got her house bombed today Who's going to bomb you? An airline? For all the stupid little peanut jokes?
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May 18, 2022 12:26
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Sash! posted:Well, maybe the test was gender bias, you know a lot of questions about hunting and testicles... I think we're all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests.
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May 19, 2022 12:21
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Parrotine posted:Her cousin's house collapsed the other day as well. Been a rough week for that family. ... Wanna get some pizza?
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May 19, 2022 18:39
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Parrotine posted:Can I send the pizza to my friend? 🍕 A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.
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May 19, 2022 21:46
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Poppy seeds!
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May 20, 2022 17:13
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You threw a banana peel at a monkey???
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May 23, 2022 15:50
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fenix down posted:That's so... grease monkey. I don't care for that term.
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May 23, 2022 17:03
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Those were mailboxes you idiot!
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May 24, 2022 01:59
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What happened to his face?!?!
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May 24, 2022 14:55
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A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.
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May 24, 2022 17:41
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Cartwright!
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May 25, 2022 03:44
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JethroMcB posted:...you're not gonna open with that, are you? That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
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May 31, 2022 15:35
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Tuesday has no feel.
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Jun 1, 2022 02:36
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I'm not an orgy guy!
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Jun 1, 2022 22:08
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I WAS IN THE POOL!
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!
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Jun 2, 2022 16:19
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i don't wanna be a pirate!
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Root Bear posted:"20 degrees off the starboard side, it's the Spanish Galleon!" Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.
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Jun 5, 2022 21:22
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Root Bear posted:Alright, alright!! You see?! This is why I hate quoting with a large group! Everybody has their own little posts, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it! Look! You were right, I was wrong! You don't have to humiliate me about it, alright!
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potee posted:She was flouting. And she's the heir to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune. It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again!
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Jun 6, 2022 18:22
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Except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either.
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Bird in a Blender posted:I … am breaking up … with you! Okay then, well, see ya around... big head.
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Gyshall posted:Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again, I'm gonna take you outside and show you what it's like. Do you understand me? Now, shut your mouths or else I'll shut them for you... and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because, I would LOVE IT! You wanna piece of meee? Youuu got it!
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I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.
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Jun 10, 2022 19:54
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If I owned a company, my employees would love me. They'd have huge pictures of me up the walls and in their home, like Lenin!
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Jun 13, 2022 17:31
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It seems to me that Kramerica Industries is little more than a solitary man in a messy apartment, which may or may not contain a chicken!
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Root Bear posted:You're friends with the shower urinator, aren't you?! You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!
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Bird in a Blender posted:Anywhere in the city; I'll tell you the best toilet. Three squares? You can't spare three squares?!
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Oh my god, Mattingly just split his pants!
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