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Kramer is a good man, as evidenced in this clip, probably the best Kramer moment in the whole show... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs
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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:the bra monologue is probably the best thing jerry stiller's done in his career. You got ketchup on it!
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Jun 17, 2010 09:37
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spanky the dolphin posted:I love George panting at the thought of how thirsty these pretzels are making him. True acting. Also reminds me of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmZq3GVagQo
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One of my favorite Morty lines is after Kramer tells Mrs. Seinfeld about Crazy Joe Devola. "Morty, did you hear this? Some crazy guy is after Jerry!" "I'll make a few phone calls."
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Jun 25, 2010 20:16
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MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!
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Jun 26, 2010 19:40
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Whew... it's like a sauna in here.
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Jul 2, 2010 17:00
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Sack Lunch: It's a family in a brown paper bag. Do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?
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Jul 19, 2010 01:14
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Who are all the friends Kramer had that were never actually seen on screen? Bob Saccamano, Lomez and who else? Corky Ramirez
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Jul 24, 2010 01:30
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When a patient is difficult, you QUONE him!
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Aug 3, 2010 03:22
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explosivo posted:Well it was the 90's.. C'mon... it's the 90's... it's hammer time!
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Aug 4, 2010 19:53
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DrBouvenstein posted:The only choice for the Newman avatar and quote (if anyone takes it) is: "Vile weed!"
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Aug 6, 2010 04:02
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"Hey... I got Jon Voight's Lebaron." "Boss!"
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Aug 9, 2010 03:57
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Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do the way I've always done it and the way I'll always do it.
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Aug 20, 2010 02:56
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Alright, alright. Just let me finish my coffee... then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
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Aug 30, 2010 14:31
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRs8aKrjOA There. For you Elaine lovers out there.
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Sep 4, 2010 23:40
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Everyone always talks about how funny George's parents are, but I think Morty and Helen are the funnier set of parents. "That's why we joined a program. We walk once around the block three times a week." "And every morning I eat a plum!"
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Sep 10, 2010 06:48
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I'm noticing a trend where Family Guy is becoming the new show that you can watch ten episodes a day on different channels. I don't hate Family Guy like most people here, but I don't want it replacing my Seinfeld reruns either.
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Sep 16, 2010 16:20
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When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly!
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Sep 23, 2010 00:12
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He's Cosmo Kramer... THE ASSMAN!
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Sep 27, 2010 23:59
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That always bugged me because rain isn't the first one. It's "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
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Oct 8, 2010 22:53
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George only cares about societal norms when the lack of them inconveniences him.
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Oct 14, 2010 20:57
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We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
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Oct 23, 2010 12:23
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I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted, and one day, we will do the cleaning.
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Oct 28, 2010 00:57
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You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
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Nov 6, 2010 08:18
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It's character Jerry. In one episode he gets heckled by a guy involved in the plot. I think it's the one where he accidentally switches his drink with Elaine's boyfriend causing him to fall off the wagon. Or is it on the wagon.
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Nov 6, 2010 08:32
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Aw, Ann Landers SUCKS!
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Nov 24, 2010 10:36
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I've got the body of a taut preteen Swedish boy!
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Nov 26, 2010 20:05
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Tobaccrow posted:His picture appears on a milk carton in a later season. I'll still never understand the thought process behind the decision to add a small child to the cast of Married with Children. I want to believe it was a metajoke, making fun of how every drat family sitcom has to add a cute new kid in the later seasons.
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Dec 21, 2010 11:45
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DrBouvenstein posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?!?!?! I DESPISE him!
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Dec 26, 2010 02:44
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You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?
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Dec 31, 2010 01:42
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Not An Irish Monk posted:The part in the Reverse Peephole episode when Kramer and Newman find Puddy's (or was it Joe Mayo's?) fur coat in the tree and Kramer automatically thinks it's a dead bear just cracks me up. Yes, there's a dead bear hanging in a tree in the middle of New York City in broad daylight. "Where did you learn to climb trees like that?" "The Pacific Northwest!"
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Cane Break posted:Cuh-stanza! Cartwright! Cartwright!
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Jan 14, 2011 19:24
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El Negocio posted:Rewatching the finale for the first time in years (maybe since it even aired), and I just realized the joke when the Soup Nazi claims that he was forced to move to Argentina after Elaine published his recipes. That's gold Jerry! Gold! What's the joke? I'm guessing something to do with actual nazis?
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Jan 18, 2011 04:11
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capnpayne posted:Don't get too obscure, guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Jan 25, 2011 03:43
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stratdax posted:"Dentist? Dentist? You a dentist? DENTIST?" Not to mention the blacks and the jews.
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Feb 1, 2011 02:45
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In addition to his daughter Michelle, Lesser is survived by a son, Jeffrey, who works at the parks department.
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Feb 17, 2011 05:22
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I don't know about Jason Alexander being upset, but George isn't in "The Pen." Neither is Kramer. It's just Jerry and Elaine in Florida with the old folks. STELLA!
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Feb 20, 2011 02:52
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I enjoyed Cry Cry Again, although the whole story kinda came apart at the end.
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Apr 20, 2011 17:37
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I'M BOOTLEGGIN' A MOVIE, BABY
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I've always wanted to open a bar at the corner of 1st and 1st and call it The Nexus.
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