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neoboman posted:Yeah, I've wondered about this for pretty much forever. She even says it's "sick." Really? Really? That's way more prudish than being disgusted by "the contest." It's also way better than simultaneously eating a sandwich.
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potee posted:Sash, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. We could of course try to save you, but, it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
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I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work.
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And you wanted to be my latex salesman 
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Vietnamwees posted:Oh...YEAH! The only thing worse was his slice. It's an Entenmann's.
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Chili posted:Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy. He is merry.
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potee posted:I know it looks bleak. I've been there. Ten years ago waking up in bed next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex. Fortunately, the special tiny instruments arrived just in time.
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SirPablo posted:I thought we were talking about me? ...do women know about shrinkage?
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I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.
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I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done.
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Gyshall posted:I saw Jane topless! Those are my everyday balloons.
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Nov 25, 2020 14:55
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I don't trust men in capes.
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Dec 4, 2020 17:15
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More like a full bodied dry heave set to music.
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Vietnamwees posted:How can you EVER show your face there after that!?  Because the murderer struck again!
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Vietnamwees posted:Alright, schmoopies, what Seinfeld quote do you want to make next? I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it.
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Jan 15, 2021 13:59
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Chili posted:Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise. and you want to be my latex salesman.
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MightyJoe36 posted:You've got a filing cabinet under one half of your rear end. Street toughs took my armoire.
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Fruit's a gamble.
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Apr 19, 2021 16:02
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He wants this guy to think he's in Paris.
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Apr 19, 2021 23:14
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You know, uh, oftentimes, Jerry lends me his car and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas. But, for a variety of reasons, I don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.
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Apr 26, 2021 01:15
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What delay industries?
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Electromax posted:Made a map about nothing. ... that's in Sweden.
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Oct 7, 2021 02:19
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They're real, and they're spectacular.
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Oct 22, 2021 22:26
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They're real, and they're spectacular.
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Bird in a Blender posted:So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack? It would be costly, difficult, and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
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Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?
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May 31, 2022 10:26
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You know what? You people should be ashamed of yourselves, you know, you doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the stock market. You think you're doing comedy.
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Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say "Enjoy the show."
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Jun 23, 2022 23:25
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The card says 'Moops'.
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Jun 28, 2022 00:37
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...the very pants I was returning.
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Jul 12, 2022 16:47
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You know, you hurt the Maestro's feelings.
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potee posted:I don't care about the thread! I care about Kramerica! I saw your name on the buzzer. You must be Kessler.
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Jul 31, 2022 18:02
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You should have seen the rage in their little eyes. And those tiny little fists of fury.
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Aug 7, 2022 00:07
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I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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Aug 12, 2022 11:50
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Why don't you just turn it inside out?
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Sep 1, 2022 00:16
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Because he's my butler.
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Sep 3, 2022 23:59
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potee posted:SIRPABLO Believe it or not, SirPablo's not home Please leave a message at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home
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Sep 6, 2022 17:48
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Yeah, you gotta do it classy.
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Sep 9, 2022 20:25
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Do women know about shrinkage?
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No, its a kind of rat.
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