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May 24, 2003

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neoboman posted:

Yeah, I've wondered about this for pretty much forever. She even says it's "sick." Really? Really? That's way more prudish than being disgusted by "the contest."

It's also way better than simultaneously eating a sandwich.

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May 24, 2003

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potee posted:

Sash, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.

We could of course try to save you, but, it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.

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May 24, 2003

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I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work.

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May 24, 2003

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And you wanted to be my latex salesman

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Vietnamwees posted:

Oh...YEAH! The only thing worse was his slice.

It's an Entenmann's.

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May 24, 2003

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Chili posted:

 Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy.

He is merry.

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May 24, 2003

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potee posted:

I know it looks bleak. I've been there. Ten years ago waking up in bed next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex.

Fortunately, the special tiny instruments arrived just in time. 

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May 24, 2003

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SirPablo posted:

I thought we were talking about me?

...do women know about shrinkage?

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May 24, 2003

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I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery. 

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May 24, 2003

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I'm a general. And we both know, it's the
job of a general to, by God, get things done.

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May 24, 2003

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Gyshall posted:

I saw Jane topless!

Those are my everyday balloons.

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May 24, 2003

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I don't trust men in capes.

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May 24, 2003

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More like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

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May 24, 2003

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Vietnamwees posted:

How can you EVER show your face there after that!?

Because the murderer struck again!

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May 24, 2003

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Vietnamwees posted:

Alright, schmoopies, what Seinfeld quote do you want to make next?

I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it.

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May 24, 2003

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Chili posted:

Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

and you want to be my latex salesman.

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May 24, 2003

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MightyJoe36 posted:

You've got a filing cabinet under one half of your rear end.

Street toughs took my armoire.

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May 24, 2003

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Fruit's a gamble.

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May 24, 2003

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He wants this guy to think he's in Paris.

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May 24, 2003

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You know, uh, oftentimes, Jerry lends me his car and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas. But, for a variety of reasons, I don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.

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May 24, 2003

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What delay industries?

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