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Dan a man posted:I don't trust people who don't like Seinfeld. I don't even like them.
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It is so hard to pick a single favorite moment in the series, but if you held a gun to my head I might pick this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI
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Apr 26, 2010 01:15
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DrBouvenstein posted:That clip makes me realize how ridicerous some of Jerry's shirts were in the first few seasons. 
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Apr 26, 2010 02:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZF1O3DGFY
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Apr 27, 2010 04:22
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Here's a gem I had totally forgotten about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4jhHoHpFXc
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Apr 30, 2010 02:26
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Karl Rove posted:Quite possibly the best Kramer line: "You know for a fat guy you're not very jolly," followed by facial gymnastics that only Richards can do. Just one of scores of instances where you can see that Jerry is barely choking down a laugh.
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May 5, 2010 09:52
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Haha, I'm loving the constantly changing thread title. Content (been discussed but not linked yet I don't think): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAHvB0EgFos
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May 6, 2010 05:01
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Konec Hry posted:Isn't there an episode where they discuss how Kramer can afford anything, or how he gets his income, and he's all like: You're not, but damned if I can remember which ep that's from.
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Jun 2, 2010 10:08
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got dat wmd posted:I thought George said, "My father's gay." Yeah, I was trying to figure out the uncle thing, but the moment I read this, I could clearly recall the exact line and the exact way George said it, "My father's gay!" with that BFD tone of voice of his. vvv Oh, right. I didn't make it clear that I hadn't remembered George's line till you said it. Hipster_Doofus fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jun 14, 2010 |
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Jun 14, 2010 03:41
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mojo1701a posted:My brother's going to audition for a play in a little over a month, and he has to present a contemporary monologue (less than 2 minutes), and I'm trying to convince him to pick something from Seinfeld. I know the show has mostly dialogue, so I was wondering if there was anything approaching a good monologue in the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2HKoAnM7I
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Jul 15, 2010 04:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vRHKI "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
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Aug 3, 2010 18:13
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HateTheInternet posted:Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though. "I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood."
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Aug 5, 2010 21:57
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Max22 posted:
That cracks me up so loving hard every time. It always surprises me that it didn't get a huge show-stopping laugh. (Actually it probably did and they had to re-shoot it.)
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Aug 13, 2010 20:48
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: "Eduardo...
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Well, people kept ringin' the bell!!
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Aug 14, 2010 01:54
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socialsecurity posted:Do you ever see Elaine's parents? She mentions him being a drunk a few times but that is about all I can remember. Ohhhhh yeah imdb posted:Alton Benes, played by Lawrence Tierney, was originally going to be a recurring character like Jerry's and George's parents. But Tierney's notorious volatility terrified the cast and crew and they did not want him back. According to the producers, Tierney took a knife from the set and hid it under his jacket. When Jerry Seinfeld asked him about it, Tierney pulled the knife and proceeded to imitate the famous shower scene and score from Psycho (1960).
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Aug 14, 2010 23:35
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explosivo posted:
He has a Michael Ironside thing going there.
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Aug 17, 2010 07:33
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Karl Rove posted:I just noticed the magic loogie flying towards Kramer Haha, I noticed that right away but had no idea what it was.
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Aug 18, 2010 01:50
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...of SCIENCE! posted:too sexual  I'd ask if you're Amish, but if you were you wouldn't have a TV.
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Aug 23, 2010 06:45
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You know, I guess you're right. I think they were so good at sly innuendo that I never even thought about it, but yeah thinking harder about it, it was full of sex. ...of SCIENCE!'s mom is pretty sharp!
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Aug 23, 2010 07:17
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octothorpopus posted:Not gonna lie, but I would've picked The Merv Griffin Show. More wine?
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Sep 1, 2010 04:32
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kolby posted:Don't think I've seen a youtube of that posted yet. It really is one of the top 5 lines ever. Hahahahaha. "That voice..."
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Sep 2, 2010 04:27
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penis sandwich posted:My favorite bit: Somehow this is even funnier in print.
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Sep 13, 2010 20:46
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Oh that Meryl Streep she's such a phony-baloney!
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Sep 17, 2010 07:03
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I'll tell ya what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're goin' out with someone your size, right there, *snap*, ya double your wardrobe. It's been really nice dating you for a while, and uh... good luck. "She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes..." Hipster_Doofus fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Sep 17, 2010 |
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Sep 17, 2010 09:10
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mojo1701a posted:Nope. He's COSMO!!!
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Sep 27, 2010 23:27
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Crimsonjewfro posted:"The Switch" "Uuuohh, you're fresh. You're very fresh. You seem very fresh to me. You're very vital. I couldn't take you any fresher."
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Oct 30, 2010 04:25
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Relayer posted:She has a taint! I can't see it, but I know it's there. Maybe if I could shrink myself down like in Fantastic Voyage and get inside a microscopic submarine I could be sure. Although if there was something there it might be pretty scary.. of course I would have that laser.. For the life of me I thought you were making this up and was about to post and say "huh?" Then I googled and aha now I remember. I was thinking taint as in (one's) "'tain't." I knew there was no way in hell they'd let that air.
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Nov 1, 2010 09:58
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Well I guess it's high time I started watching CYE.
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Nov 8, 2010 02:57
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I swear to god, some of these exchanges are even funnier in written form than they were on the show. Being a writer for Seinfeld had to be one of the best jobs to ever exist.
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Nov 28, 2010 00:40
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Just watched "The Dinner," the one where Jerry blows (no pun intended) his no-vomiting streak after eating the black and white cookie. Elaine: Not gettin' along huh?  Jerry: I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.  Fourteen years down the drain.
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Jan 28, 2011 07:04
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SAKU loving KOIVU posted:I can watch this a million times and laugh everytime ( from Curb Your Enthusiasm ) Wow, bizarre. I read that joke in a joke book published in like 1983. I recognized it almost immediately.
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Feb 16, 2011 01:55
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Drewsky posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMXJ-LZhk8&feature=related Jesus loving lmfbo, why have not not started watching CYE yet?
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Feb 16, 2011 05:43
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Bonzo posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm4JWxvJhrA If this is your way of saying I simply haven't been given the proper motivation yet, you're are probably right. Also I spotted Sydney Freedman and Enabran Tain in that. Wonder who I missed.
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Feb 16, 2011 06:50
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Not An Irish Monk posted:Elaine: Hit. Ugh...you sunk my battleship. Ahahaha oh god I want to see that scene right now. edit: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG6WsEano8
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Feb 16, 2011 17:53
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mojo1701a posted:All of Larry David's appearances.  "Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'!"
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Locutus Of Bored posted:It was The Bris. Jason Alexander HATED The Bris. This is the same actor whose character did this 14 episodes later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvMd-pjSMc e: Seinfeld: "It was an inferno in there, an INFERNO!" or alternately: "There's the coward that left us to die!" e2: Man this clip is rich with great quotes: "Did ya knock... her over too, or just the kids?" Hipster_Doofus fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Feb 21, 2011 |
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