KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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God damnit I love Seinfeld. I love that just about every episode is from a real situation that happened to Larry or one of the writers or something. And holy poo poo are there Seinfeld Extras for every episode on Youtube?

Edit: Holy poo poo, watch the extra for The Fusili Jerry just for Jerry Stiller at the end.

explosivo fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Apr 22, 2010

# ¿ Apr 22, 2010 14:56

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:10

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Arturo Ui posted:

I think I love every single episode except for a few (the first two episodes, the finale, and The Stranded w/ Michael Chiklis).

So, I honestly had no idea that
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)
was Michael Chiklis.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2010 06:07

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Any time someone mentions somebody named Tony I think of Seinfeld.

Hunky To-nay!

# ¿ May 2, 2010 15:28

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I love the moyle from The Bris

"..laying in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like a mongrel, like an ANIMAL!!!"

# ¿ May 10, 2010 06:36

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I never caught this before, but in the episode "The Wizard" during the montage of Kramer campaigning the newspapers that fly on the screen mention L.D.

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# ¿ May 15, 2010 17:40

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Pooned posted:

George: "The sea was angry that day my friends", It's so dramatic yet so incredibly bizarre and he tells the story perfectly.

Like an old man sending back soup in a deli!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2010 00:11

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What's up with the scene in the Stall where it starts out with Jerry's girlfriend giving him a massage and jerry says "I've been waiting a while for this!" and the audience busts up. Were they like waiting a long time before starting the scene on that take or something?

Edit: ^^^ best Frank quote in the series right there, his delivery is really amazing.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2010 16:30

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MokBa posted:

A previous episode had Jerry dating a masseuse, but despite all his attempts, she would never give him a massage.

Oh, wow. I can't believe I never put that together. :doh:

# ¿ Jun 30, 2010 16:34

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LesterGroans posted:

I think it's the "Juuuuust a taste" that kills me.

Beeeeetter bring a poncho.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2010 16:48

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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

G: "Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."

George's freakout right here is probably my favorite George moment.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2010 18:37

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Karl Rove posted:

Echoing the sentiment that Vegetable Lasagna is the best one-off character.

"That's my apple juice!"

"My name is Magnus!"

# ¿ Jul 3, 2010 04:39

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Dis son of a beech is ice cold!

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# ¿ Jul 5, 2010 15:23

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TMMadman posted:

According to IMDb, it is indeed Kyle Gass.

Holy poo poo I can't believe I never noticed that before.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2010 19:33

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DEATH BLOW: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2010 18:46

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Huh, I just realized that the guy George sees in accounting in The Bottle Deposit

is the same actor who plays the blind guy in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Why this is at all interesting I do not know.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2010 07:24

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I'm gonna sew his rear end to his face! :argh:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2010 15:56

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Kramer getting hit in the head at the Yankees game in "The Letter" pretty much never gets old.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2010 03:59

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Well it was the 90's..

# ¿ Aug 4, 2010 16:08

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I'M GIVING YOU A RAAAAISE!!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2010 19:01

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HAY. FREE CANDAY :v:

# ¿ Aug 4, 2010 20:17

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Martytoof posted:

Haha no problem.

Which episode has George's giant wallet? I'm so close to the end of the series and I think I accidentally skipped it.

I love the scene where it finally bursts, the "PWOOF" it makes gets me every time.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2010 05:41

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Kramer and Newman finding the coat in the tree will always make me laugh uncontrollably

"Where'd you learn to climb like that?"

"The Pacific northwest!"

# ¿ Aug 5, 2010 06:00

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Martytoof posted:

Jesus christ this is funny.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2010 04:54

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Jerry: "You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?"

Kramer: "When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly!"

# ¿ Aug 11, 2010 07:21

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YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!

# ¿ Aug 12, 2010 16:37

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GET IT BACK!

# ¿ Aug 17, 2010 05:47

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Poque posted:

I'm unsure on two things - what are the two hands sticking out on the far right, near the pasta statues? And kinda in the middle, there appear to be two more arms sticking out of the pile of muffins (not the conductor hands behind the frogger machine - just to the bottom right of that) that I'm not sure about. Are those George's burnt hands from the hand-model episode?

Edit: Oh, the hands on the right are from the bubble boy, durp.

~~And the other is Manhands breaking a lobster, I believe.~~

Oh I see the ones you mean, I guess it's the burnt hands?

Supreme Allah posted:

I don't see Upside Down Space Pen

Isn't that it on the floor on the left?

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# ¿ Aug 18, 2010 01:10

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kolby posted:

The only heartfelt ending I can remember was at the end of "The Trip II." Kramer says he staying in L.A. and it's a bummer but then at the end he walks into Jerry's apartment and Jerry lights up because he's so happy to have him back.

And then throws his giant set of keys at Jerry, haha.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2010 01:09

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Cane Break posted:

"You're stealing too?!"

"Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to steal"

"He's just a lonely old man, all old people steal!"

"That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries."

# ¿ Aug 21, 2010 16:54

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Secks posted:

The sound he makes when he mimes stabbing himself always gets me :lol:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2010 07:01

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Leyburn posted:

For sale, a big, juicy van!

It's all about tickling their buying bone!

# ¿ Aug 24, 2010 20:59

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UKRANE IS NOT VEEK

# ¿ Aug 26, 2010 23:43

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GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2010 15:38

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mojo1701a posted:

Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

I love Jerry Stiller's "That's perverse!"

explosivo fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Aug 29, 2010

# ¿ Aug 29, 2010 16:02

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ELAINE: That's it? I don't need a shot?
DOCTER: Not shot, dog bite.
ELAINE: No, no, no. I know I wasn't shot. Do I need a shot?
DOCTER: Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2010 04:52

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George likes his chicken spicy.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2010 12:58

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I got to use "Just three buddies, sitting around, chewing some gum" in a conversation the other day and it got a laugh. :unsmith:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2010 21:24

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Pappe-ay mache? What is Pappe-ay mache?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2010 15:26

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Ddraig posted:

When George decided to eat the cream cake that was in the garbage I could really see his point and despite everything it's probably something I would do aswell.

I've had literal arguments with my friends over that issue. Seinfeld is good at doing that.

So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an eclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

# ¿ Nov 26, 2010 16:22

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:10

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mojo1701a posted:

And he was in that Skittles commercial with a Skittles tree growing from him.

This kid's going places!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2012 19:56

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