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They're running like penguins!
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Jun 25, 2013 05:06
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Don't mess with the devil buddy! We're #1, we beat anybody!
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Jun 30, 2013 08:32
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Hank Morgan posted:That's the perfect cover. All that time on the road? Look Jerry, he's too normal to be a comedian. These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people. That's a lot of yearning.
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Jul 7, 2013 11:35
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Jul 8, 2013 05:52
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That's a lot of potatoes!
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Jul 13, 2013 07:27
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Mail on Sunday? Oops!
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Jul 15, 2013 01:13
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Hey, check it out, 8-ball! You got a question, you ask the 8-ball.
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Jul 28, 2013 22:09
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ZekeNY posted:You're gonna wear this all the time? All signs point to yes!
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Jul 28, 2013 23:20
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Everybody out of the Chunnel! Everybody out! The Chunnel's gonna blow!!
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Jul 31, 2013 10:09
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It's the wood that makes it good.
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Aug 2, 2013 09:34
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What do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up?
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Aug 5, 2013 07:19
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Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!
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Aug 8, 2013 08:03
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You're living in the the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the 60s, man! FIRE! FIRE!
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Aug 14, 2013 10:52
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AbstractNapper posted:Why was he wearing a cape? They couldn't just say hello? How could Jerry not say hello!?
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Aug 14, 2013 12:44
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potee posted:Everybody out of the Chunnel! That's gotta hurt!
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Aug 15, 2013 14:29
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Uncle Leo??
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Aug 22, 2013 12:02
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
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Aug 29, 2013 11:19
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Capt. Sticl posted:I'm meeting some woman for a drink. I got her name off the ticket stub before it was ruined. Some woman named Uma. Hope she's good looking. That's GOLD!
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Aug 29, 2013 12:08
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You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker!
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Aug 30, 2013 22:17
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Coffee And Pie posted:Maybe you should cut down on the Oreos. You don't eat Oreos? The way you break them open? You're practically having sex with them.
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Sep 5, 2013 17:56
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Is everything all right here, postal employee Newman?
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Sep 5, 2013 23:39
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In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
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Sep 7, 2013 04:00
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You know George, there's nothing I hate more than a liar.
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Sep 10, 2013 06:36
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I'll tell you a little secret about ZIP codes... they're meaningless.
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Sep 12, 2013 23:35
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Would you believe when I was eighteen I had a sssssilver dollar collection??
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Sep 18, 2013 02:51
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Elaine's writing a "Murphy Brown"?
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Sep 24, 2013 08:11
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YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!!
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Oct 5, 2013 01:34
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He's all smooth now. Looks like a seal.
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Oct 20, 2013 19:44
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Gyshall posted:He was still the #1 Dad The worlds greatest Dad. The best in the world. Which means I'm better than just #1.
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Oct 23, 2013 22:59
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Bosco.
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Oct 26, 2013 00:18
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Is anyone here a marine biologist??
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Oct 31, 2013 08:18
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Red posted:Well, I don't really have any money. For sale: A big, juicy van 
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Nov 6, 2013 07:35
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God I hope I get it, I hope I get it!
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Nov 13, 2013 03:53
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Cable boy, cable boy... what have you done to my little cable boy??
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Nov 18, 2013 03:05
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That's a rat hat? And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.
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Nov 25, 2013 02:02
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Coffee And Pie posted:You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIG SALAD.
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Dec 2, 2013 23:40
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Stop crying and fight your father!
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Dec 6, 2013 11:44
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Woof Woof, not Bang Bang
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Supreme Allah posted:Farkus, who is this perverted little weasel? What ever happened to "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on, may I have this dance?!"
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