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haljordan posted:To be fair, there were multiple people going ham on that candy lineup. Not Skittles!
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potee posted:More heavy gravy? TRYPTOPHAN!
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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
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stratdax posted:"I, stratdax, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Sumpreme Allah to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." You got a pint of Kramer in ya buddy! 
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Apr 10, 2014 22:12
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EL BROMANCE posted:People often comment how in most sitcoms nobody ever seems to use the bathroom. Watching a random ep now has me thinking - in Seinfeld it's the complete opposite. Does an episode go by without someone going in the bathroom for something? Probably, but you get my point. No encumbrances
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Apr 22, 2014 13:10
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Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!
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Apr 28, 2014 14:30
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I hate her like poison
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May 2, 2014 15:24
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Jerusalem posted:Maybe it just needed some air! I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
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That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?
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May 15, 2014 17:08
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You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We taking the armoire and that's all there is to it. Okay?
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May 19, 2014 02:55
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Ehud posted:He said he was gonna...sew your rear end to your face.... I got a message for you. You tell your friend George that the next time I see him around here, I’m going to turn him into my own personal hand puppet!
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May 19, 2014 13:02
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Red posted:It's like a bald convention out there! You're bald!!
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May 19, 2014 22:25
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TMMadman posted:Skin cancer! You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!
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May 27, 2014 04:05
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Supreme Allah posted:You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things! Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken? Pretty impressive George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkensas with a top flight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor to boot. I am blown. Bloooown away. Blown George. Bloooooooooooooooooooown.
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May 28, 2014 22:29
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You don't think I can put asses in the seats? (JLD still can btw)
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Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here. It's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap them to a rickshaw.
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Front first, that's how you park when you're pulling a bank job!
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Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants
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This guy...this is not my kind of guy
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Dec 24, 2023 06:36
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I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night!
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potee posted:Just because you're a communist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky. You got me blacklisted at Hop Sings?!
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Dec 27, 2023 03:20
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I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, ok?
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Dec 30, 2023 05:02
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Shut up you old bag!
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Chili posted:You're not wearing a shirt, are ya? It frees me up. No encumbrances.
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You're just gonna sit there, staring at the back of the seat?
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I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there.
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