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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

mojo1701a posted:

This was posted on Roger Ebert's twitter today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Crw85HvIFs.

I like how they used that creepy kid Joey who's dad was in France.

"YOU'RE NOT STAYING WITH US ONCE WE GET THERE."

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Kevyn posted:

Corky Ramirez

Who we know enjoys a good game of Pachinko!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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"Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum?"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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ChickenMedium posted:

Is that good?

I'm not really sure...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Yesss the speed dial episode is on TBS right now.

"Poison Control? That's even higher than #1!"

edit: Also, George trying to get fired. "Attention front office morons...your accomplishments are meaningless!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

haljordan posted:

Yesss the speed dial episode is on TBS right now.

"Poison Control? That's even higher than #1!"

edit: Also, George trying to get fired. "Attention front office morons...your accomplishments are meaningless!"

I hate to quote my own post, but Jerry's reaction to finding out Valerie's mom was seriously ill was classic. I love the complete lack of concern. Isn't that one of the signs that you might be a sociopath?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

TMMadman posted:

George: (picking up Red Power Ranger) Now, from the time i left the room...
Jerry: Wait, that's you?
George: Yeah.
Jerry: (picks up Yellow Peanut M&M)I think the M&M should be you.

The looks that pass between George and Jerry during this scene always kill me. Especially when George snatches the M&M and yells out "Fine, whatever".

"When did you build this?"

"Took the day off."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Secks posted:

I think he's stealing our rickshaw.

I told you we should have gotten some collateral! Like his bag of cans.....or....his other bag of cans.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.

"Yeah, I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial. Alright, Iíll see ya."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

lurkaccount posted:

Say hello to my big friend!

This is the best blooper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19hZsDRnkPM&t=6m34s

It goes on for like 3 minutes and by the end everyone is cracked up. It also comes from one of my favorite episodes, The Susie. The part at 7:40 where Jerry starts to say his line and then just looks at Julia and preemptively stars laughing is awesome, as is the weird look Mike does at 9:31.

I see your thing and raise you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Ld...feature=related

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riv1yzjg5vw&NR=1

This was my favorite part of the Seinfeld Curb season, in this scene Kramer has groats disease and Leon, the other guy, doesn't know what the gently caress a groats disease is. Fuckin' Voila!

"I Danny Duberstein'd the gently caress outta that man in that room!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Diar posted:

If it is possible to still request GIFs I would like to request George biting into an Onion while wearing goggles from the one where Elaine gets rabies and George gets the ladies frames.

I can only offer non-animated GIF lameness.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Ahahaha oh god I want to see that scene right now.

edit: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG6WsEano8

I love how disgusted Elaine is by the whole affair.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Feb 16, 2011

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

safety dan posted:

...I wrote a twenty minute bit about how homework stinks...

I like how the principal forces him to march along with the rest of the kids, single file, when the fire alarm goes off.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

fenix down posted:

...we have the same taste in movies...

I-I'm very flattered that...you found me attractive enough to...lunge at me...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Turpitude posted:

We're living in a society!!

I was walking around town and had a couple ask me "Where are we?"


......They did not find my response as hilarious as it was on 'Seinfeld.'

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

neoboman posted:

That's part of one of my favorite quotes:

"Parcels are rarely damaged in shipping!"
"Define rarely."
"...Frequently."

The first time I saw that episode I was totally unaware that Wayne Knight was actually in "Basic Instinct."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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I need to start dressing like this. Mesh shorts, suit coat, no shirt.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

T. Finn posted:

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em.

I love how Jerry first turns to Peggy and then Elaine, expecting one of them to give him a look of approval or something for his horribly inappropriate joke. During a funeral. Even better, he seems genuinely confused when he doesn't get it.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

penismightier posted:



Then who are the Dutch?

I feel like an out of work porn star!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?! Why, separate knob, WHY?!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

T. Finn posted:

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

"Hey neighbor!"

I love the look on the neighbor's face when he's standing outside with the bird food because Jerry won't let him in the building.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED

I love that line because the actress opposite him visibly starts to crack up, then catches herself. I wonder how many takes they had to go through.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

penismightier posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAct-S2Es9E


Has anyone sent anything to SeinfeldStories? I did, and the jerk stores haven't posted it (yet).

I love how badly George flinches when Elaine makes a sudden move towards him at the end.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jul 22, 2011

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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Afro posted:

George at the end of The Stock Tip is pretty great. Finally, for once he can be generous ... until he takes the dollar back from the waitress .

I like how he literally has to pry it from her hands.

"Its a Hyundai!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

kolby posted:

Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube.

My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!"

Edit- Nevermind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI

"I stay up all night, I fix myself up before I go out."

Love it.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Relayer posted:

It's the wood that makes it good!

(also politely requesting a GIF of Newman ravenously devouring fried chicken)

Haha yes. Although I like Kramer eating at the end more. Especially when they shut down the restaurant.

".............Kenny?"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

stratdax posted:

Why would one person shaking a rat hat shut down an entire restaurant, anyway. Wouldn't they just replace everybody's food and kick Jerry out of the restaurant? What, they can't afford to replace 15 or so meals? I highly doubt their profit margins are that slim. Makes no sense.

Looks like Seth will need to find yet another new job. Too bad Moochie is dead.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Locutus of Bald posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM

Just changed my voicemail to me singing this, again. (I replaced "George isn't" with "I'm not", of course.)

Do you pantomime along when you hear the song?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Monicro posted:

I forgot the name, but the one where everything evened out for Jerry and George did everything backwards was pretty drat good at this.

"Hey, I just found 20 dollars! "

"Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

I just started a new job last week where I was given 5 or 6 keys that are labeled "DO NOT DUPLICATE." I almost started repeating this routine:

JERRY: Well, they're not here. You'll have to dig up your spare set.
GEORGE: I don't have a spare set. All my keys say 'do not duplicate'.
JERRY: So?
GEORGE: So you can't duplicate 'em.
[At this, Jerry and Kramer exchange a look, and laugh.]
KRAMER: Sure you can. (to Jerry) Such a sweet kid.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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Poque posted:









Those last two are two of my favorite gifs that I've ever made.

I don't know no Portuguese.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

The Human Cow posted:

I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did.

Were you able to ultimately prove your point by pinning your father?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

In Kruger's honor, I am going to fall asleep at my desk and get a wicked set of sleep creases on my face. Then I'll follow that up with a nice big piece of cake at the local diner.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

thepokey posted:

Don't forget to forget your keys and lock yourself out of your office!

I'll write a note to remind myself and toss it in the shoebox.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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Robnoxious posted:

Hey is that T-Bone?

No. No more T-Bone.

Why no T-bone?

BECAUSE NEIL WATKINS FROM ACCOUNTING IS T-BONE!!!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

What's wrong with seasons 8 and 9? I think they're incredible. They have some of the most classic Seinfeld episodes! Off the top of my head: The Serenity Now, The Strike (Festivus episode!!!), The Susie, The Frogger, The Little Jerry...

And what's wrong with The Merv Griffin Show episode? Kramer talking in an embellished voice through an unplugged microphone throughout most of it, Jerry giving his girlfriend sleeping medication so he can play with her toy collection and then Kramer inviting the girl on the show to confront Jerry about it, George injuring a squirrel and his girlfriend not being able to forgive him for it, the Sidler...

It's got classic Seinfeld written all over it

Also, this:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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Sash! posted:

I'm watching Jurassic Park. He made that sound EXACTLY as I saw this picture. It was the greatest thing ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o4H4vc0wyI

What kind of company would hire NEWMAN to conduct highly complicated and dangerous espionage (that requires a lot of fast movement)? No wonder they're behind.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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tvgm2 posted:

Well, seemingly, they only had to buy him lunch, albeit a very expensive one that did not include a big salad.

The RiffTrax for the movie refers to it as "his world-record nineteen hour breakfast".

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


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joedevola posted:

"when did you make this?"
"...yesterday, took the day off."

Of all George's characteristics, his focused and determined avoidance of work is probably the most admirable. Like when he dug himself in at the company that wanted rid of him.

"I'm like a weed!"
"I thought you were Hitler in his bunker."
"I'm a weed in Hitler's bunker!"
"...getting a little uncomfortable with all the Hitler stuff."

I've personally used the 'annoyed face to looks busy' tactic to great effect many times.

I like how they completely boarded up the door, forcing George to crawl through a heating duct to get into his office. Or when they had some guys come by to sandblast for four hours.

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