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fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



Am I crazy, or did I just read this entire thread?
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Jan 12, 2005



I bought the series boxset and just recently finished watching the whole shebang. I'd only seen about half the episodes before, so it was glorious.

My favorite three episodes are The Dealership, The Big Salad, and The Pool Guy.

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Jan 12, 2005



Nougat? Please. I think Iíve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So, letís not say things that we both know are COMPLETE FABRICATIONS!!!

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Jan 12, 2005



JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

As far as disses on Jerry go the best was probably "You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian."
Y'know you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over! Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave.

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Jan 12, 2005



myron_cope posted:

I don't know what the title quote is from I have failed
If you can put on pants, then you can park cars! All I want to know is, WHO IS PUTTING ON YOUR PANTS?

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



Did this get posted already? Swedish (?) parody of Seinfeld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_WXM93WdU

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Jan 12, 2005



Turpitude posted:

I want an animated .gif of the bar mitzfah boy grabbing and kissing Elaine.

I'M A MAN! *flex*
...we have the same taste in movies...

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Jan 12, 2005



They kept ringin the bell!!!

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Jan 12, 2005



Chicolini posted:

Just recently, I cut out fructose.
And it's non-fat!!

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Jan 12, 2005



Ash1138 posted:

I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jock - if you need one. It's go-time.
ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN!!

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Jan 12, 2005



T. Finn posted:

Also that Seinfeld sneaker article is loving amazing
Are those Timberlands painted black?

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Jan 12, 2005



THERE IS NO KOKO!!!

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Jan 12, 2005



Yanni Estacado posted:

you think that's hard? one time i dated a girl that always wore the same dress!
Now that's a complaint!

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Jan 12, 2005



safety dan posted:

In "The Big Salad" George was 100% in the right. Julie was seriously trying to take credit for that big salad, and then she had the audacity to call him out when he set things straight. What a bitch.
I saw a clip of something like that from Curb, where Larry balks at thanking the wife in addition to thanking the husband for the dinner.

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Jan 12, 2005



That's a Ziggy! Quick Elaine, TO MY ARCHIVES!

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Jan 12, 2005



Mystic_Squid posted:

It's not like you're launching missiles from a submarine and you both have to turn
your keys.
I'm asking you to turn your key. TURN YOUR KEY!!!

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Jan 12, 2005



dog poop n doritos posted:

Man that Micheal Jordan is such a phoney.
He and Meryl Streep should get together.

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Jan 12, 2005



clockworx posted:


The unanswerable question has just been answered.

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Jan 12, 2005



I don't even know L Ron Hubbard!

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Jan 12, 2005



Barnum posted:

Heartbreaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free
Come on Jerry, you've gotta have a pair of shoes in need of a cobbling.

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Jan 12, 2005



Rusty Shackelford posted:

High Five!!
It's just so... grease monkey.

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Jan 12, 2005



Jerusalem posted:

drat, all these years I've remembered it as Elaine taking credit for THE BIIIIIIIG SALAD!
She did accept the thank you under false pretenses...

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Jan 12, 2005



Come on, what's the big deal? I'm just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine!

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Jan 12, 2005



David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat!

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Jan 12, 2005



Martytoof posted:

That's it! Flaming globes of Sigmund! That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Jan 12, 2005



This son of a bitch is ice cold!!

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Jan 12, 2005



Only up for another couple of hours, but interesting cameo in the video "Comedy X-Ray Specs" at http://jerryseinfeld.com/

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Jan 12, 2005



Googled it and it was an HBO special called Stand-Up Confidential that was co-written by Jerry and Joel. Also rumored to be quite lame.

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Jan 12, 2005



Claire - I'm not looking up if you're going to use that voice!

Jerry - This is going to be a shame...

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Jan 12, 2005



I had the roast beef...

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Jan 12, 2005



penis sandwich posted:

I mentioned the bisque...
Hahaha great response.

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Jan 12, 2005



mojo1701a posted:

Oh, it's a scene, man.
Oh, it's got cachet, baby!

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Jan 12, 2005



Supreme Allah posted:

I think we've proven who the psycho is.
From disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia!

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Jan 12, 2005



Bagarthach posted:



Forgot to fix the frame delay, but I like it better this way.
She does a face like that at Jerry in the Van B Boys.

ELAINE: So, get this: Mister Peterman is finally letting me do some real writing. He's got this book deal, for his autobiography. He's gonna let me ghost write it.

JERRY: Wow. That's great! When it comes out, I'll have to get someone to ghost read it.

:hyuk face:

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Jan 12, 2005



Doughbaron posted:

Another great one is "The Pothole". A great combination of things come together at the end to make Newman burst into flames. "Yes you're once, twice, three time a ahhhhhhh!"
That's the one I was going to say - listened to the commentary the other day and the writers were pretty proud of themselves for that one.

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Jan 12, 2005



jump posted:

One thing that has always bothered me about Seinfeld:

In the last episode where they're being trialed for breaching the 'Good Samaritan' law one of the lawyers (I think) says that they're obligated to help someone if it's reasonable to do so.

The loving mugger has a gun! It is not reasonable to help! They should never have been trialed in the first place!

I'm sure this has been brought up before and I know it's unimportant but GOD drat that always annoyed me.
Repeat to yourself: "It's just a show, I should really just relax."

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Jan 12, 2005



It was the first truly mutual breakup in history!

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Jan 12, 2005



penis sandwich posted:

Ham and cheese again. And she forgot the fancy mustard. I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.
It's a broad noodle. A big, flat, noodle.

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Jan 12, 2005



You're strange, and beautiful, and sensitive! Now let's have a look atcha...

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Jan 12, 2005



myron_cope posted:

So you never saw Last Tango in Paris? Too bad, it was erotic.
How about IT SUCKED!?

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