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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Has Michael Richards done anything besides curb since his outburst?

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Das Ende posted:

Really, anything with Kruger was great....

Whatever.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I haven't seen that episode in a long time. The big question is did anybody notice George put the car into reverse before beginning his speech to Elaine?

If the reverse lights were on the space was his, no lights no space.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Everybody I knew always called it "Seinfield" even though I would always be a jerk and correct them.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Azure_Horizon posted:

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING

AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT

*throws toupee out window*

the way she delivers that line is priceless, and i laugh so hard

Nah the best part of that scene is the way the window blinds just fall right on top of George as he gets to the window.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Ain't nothing wrong with late series Seinfeld, some of my favorite episodes come from later on.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Kramer kicking the guys counter top at the calzone place is great.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Yeah. Gack sounds Dutch.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Edit: Also, that youtube of Kramer's entrances, while nice, lies...that can't be all of his entrances (since the Kenny Roger's episode, while last in that clip, is in the eighth season,) and they are out of order...I saw "Tractor Girl" twice, and separated by far more entrances than would constitute one episode.

Looks like you are right. I would have assumed someone spergy enough to make a video like that would be spergy enough to make it mistake free. Weird.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Is Newman still all slim these days?

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I never liked that episode with the fat free yogurt because the whole premise is based on not gaining weight because its nonfat, but that doesn't mean there aren't any calories.

E: And that little kid really is a shithead.

Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jul 1, 2010

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

if anyone should know what's going on, it's King.

King likes to trot out that he doesnt prepare at all for interviews, and his ignorance creates some pretty fantastic moments with various guests.

How he got to be "the" name for important political guests, especially in his later years, is just baffling. He has a very long and distinguished career of loving up.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
man hands

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

dyn posted:

He was conversing with Elaine. If you're just sitting there doing nothing then I'm going to take your spot.

Exactly. Not only was he not taking the spot but he was sitting there talking and blocking the lane. gently caress him it ain't his spot.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I love how in the Korea flashback there is no attempt at all to make Frank look any younger.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

THERE I FIXED IT posted:

How the hell did Michael Richards chug that beer and smoke that cig at the same time and then burp smoke? I was astounded when I saw that the first time and it's been mesmerizing every time after

Serendipity. I've done it on accident to the amazement of friends but wasn't able to replicate it when trying.

(:420:)

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Anybody have a link handy to the interview of the woman who played George's mom from a few years back? She was complaining about how she wasn't asked to be a regular cast member on King of Queens, and she wanted to play the role of Jerry Stillers wife again but he took the job without her.

I'm trying to figure out if she was joking or seriously mad at Jerry Stiller.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Was that Kyle Gass outside the diner when Kramer had to go smoke outside? It was on TBS so one of you should know.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Was the contest episode the same one where George becomes brilliant?


If so, he admitted to cheating in the last episode. How did he pull of being so brilliant? It was his greatest con yet!

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Mr. Fahrenheit posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

Thank god he got on Seinfeld.

Well I'll be, he has lost a LOT of hair.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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Athanatos posted:

His reaction to her insulting his answering machine message is just as good.




I love how George goes in for a better look but has a hard time seeing over her enormous head. Her head, its too big for her body.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

mojo1701a posted:

Kramer slides into the apartment. He greets you with a "Hey, buddy."

But you are not too happy that he's heading into your fridge to take a glass of milk. What do you do?

-> Exclaim, "Hey, that's my milk!" and take the glass away from Kramer.
-> Sarcastically reply with, "Please, help yourself," knowing that it will never sink in.
-> Point out to him that the milk is, in fact, tomato juice, and that Kramer's vision is impaired due to the glaringly red Kenny Rogers' Roasters sign.

Someone make this game, text only is fine.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Tiny Fistpump posted:

TRYPTOPHAN

...I think.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Why did Jerry ever start calling George "Biff"? And when did it stop?

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I always thought it was supposed to be a fuckup with the 2nd motion being a high-five to someone when he says "I stopped short!", but after seeing the episode 200 times I've been leaning towards it just being Jerry Stiller awesomely not knowing whats up.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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LividLiquid posted:

Looks to me like he's remembering to keep his left hand on the steering wheel.

Thats a good one too.

It also looks like he's trying to open the hood.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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DarkCompanion posted:

You know, the one thing I never ever got. Why does Babu blame everything on Jerry? I mean, the whole incident gets used against him in a court of law during a trial that lands him in prison. Where does Babu get off?

Yeah I always thought Babu was kind of a prick.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I haven't seen the last two seasons of Curb. I'd love to but HBO on demand has been stuck on the first half of season 4 for over a month. loving Time Warner assholes.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Did I just see Danny McBride for a split second as one of the movers from the Lumbar Yard?

Not the one who talks.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I always thought the closing joke of Newman making the millenium party date the wrong year was kinda weak. Of course the person who booked the party knew what year Newman wanted to have his party!

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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LesterGroans posted:

So, my new t-shirt arrived the other day:



Lovin' it. Wearing it now. Feels like I'm being ensconced in velvet.

It's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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penismightier posted:

"She's a very handsome woman." is my favorite Elaine moment.

She's breathtaking.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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DrBouvenstein posted:

It's pronounced thermometer.

(You know, for over a decade I have waited for someone to use the word "barometer"
around me...but no one does...it's not a word that people generally say.

In my experience using the perfect Seinfeld quote in the perfect situation just makes you look like an idiot. People never seem to catch on. :(

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

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Sash! posted:

She eats her peas...one at a time

You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

potee posted:

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

potee posted:

I had pony!

And you're gonna need it.

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