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clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Lord of Laughton posted:

Double post, but holy poo poo. Amazon.com and .ca have the complete series on sale for over a hundred dollars off. Looks cheaper to buy from .com even for us Canadians. I bought it pretty much instantly.

http://www.amazon.com/Seinfeld-Complete-Jerry/dp/B000VECAEE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1278094104&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.ca/Seinfeld-Complete-Box-Set-DVD/dp/B000VXWXCY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1278093847&sr=8-1

It's gone as low as $85 on occasion. I'm holding out hope that might come up again.

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clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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neoboman posted:

What does Art Vandelay export?

He's actually thinking of just quitting the exporting and just focusing on the importing.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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All Pig Be Slay posted:

I thought you said he was going to quit the IMPORTING and just focus on the exporting?

Oh, what did I say? Anyways, he imports matches. Long matches.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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EDIT: Goddamnit ^^^^

Big Stein shouldn't have eaten all these calzones!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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I nominate "Kramer figuring out George's code":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03ymgskNI&NR=1

"And only the purest system nectar can satisfy you!"

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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El Diablo!!!!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Cakebaker posted:

I love that puddy is the kind of guy who both is a devils fan, going around scaring priests, and at the same time has christian rock on every station and is a strong believer in heaven and hell.

Yeah, that's right.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Characters on Seinfeld having an unexpected reaction to an outlandish situation for the sake of comedy? Well, I never!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Why does "scheming" Newman come out looking so sharp?

VVV The bottom one is clearly superior, you'd be a fool not to take it.

clockworx fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Aug 19, 2010

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Rusty Shackelford posted:

Do you have any in lower quality?



(But that one's mine)

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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DrBouvenstein posted:

That's not right at all. The crunch happened just after he was displaying the wallet at the diner, and after he took the free guitar lesson stub the wallet exploded, causing him to lose, among other things, the receipt for the chair.

Why don't you just tell me the action you want to take!?

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Only slightly related, but that's never stopped us before:

http://gizmodo.com/5616122/prepare-for-the-era-of-area-code-snobbery

"No, it's just like 212 except they multiplied every number by 3… and added 1 to the middle number."

clockworx fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 19, 2010

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Martytoof posted:

... that's a shame.

Also, that priest totally has an upside down mouth. Go ahead, go look at a non-postage stamp version and try to tell me that guy doesn't have an upside down mouth.



:effort:, but the quality is so low I might just get away with it.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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https://www.13deals.com/product_detail.php?id=1046

"After all, it's not 'top of the muffin...TO YOU!!!'"
"Yes, yes it is!"

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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So Biff wants to be buff!:smug:

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Kevyn posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRs8aKrjOA

There. For you Elaine lovers out there.

I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Chicolini posted:



I must have had Larry David-levels of neuroticism as a kid. When my parents applauded me for doing ridiculously simple things like this, I got a complex that there was something wrong with me and they were lowering the bar as much as possible.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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I know it's an overquoted ep, but just watched Bubble Boy lasted night as I plow through the series.

"How you doin' over there? Not too good." :smug:

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Konec Hry posted:

Just watched The Secret Code. What a good episode.

Bosco...

"But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no...Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master...The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?"


God, do I love that monologue.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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spe posted:

Should I watch from the beginning, is there a certain season where it gets its legs, or should I just jump in totally at random?

There is a point where it starts to hit its stride more, but I would watch from the beginning, if only to see the evolution happen and to catch all the references.

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Oct 15, 2005
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procrasturbate posted:

What is actually wrong with the girl Jerry's dating in the Van Buren Boys episode? The one whose friends say she "really needs this" and the one Jerry's mom 100% approves of...

Nothing, that's the joke.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Your Proud Pal posted:

Most of my insincere friends know exactly where they can stuff their "sorry"s.

I don't know what that means.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Amazon has a "One Day Sale" for the complete series, if anyone's interested. $85.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000VECAEE/ref=ord_cart_shr?t=slicinc-20&tag=slicinc-20&ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Jerusalem posted:

George never got into trouble till he started hanging out with that Elaine girl.

Oh, trust me. He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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USPS just knocked on my door to drop off a package. A second after closing the door, I just realized I missed the perfect opportunity. :(

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Oct 15, 2005
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Coffee And Pie posted:

Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's!

Oh no, those are my every day balloons.

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Oct 15, 2005
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socialsecurity posted:

I did always love how the three of them never respected Jerry's comedy career any aspect of each other's lives in the slightest.

I think this is more appropriate.

(and that's a shame.)

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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I'm visiting New York and went around the corner to grab food from a Pakistani Tea House.

There were a few customers there. :iiam:

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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You know, I never do this. But the shrimp? It's just that it's a little stringy.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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..and she says, "Those aren't buoys!"

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.







Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Macaluso posted:

I love when George flips out when Jerry says he's not going to go through with the threesome.

I love any George freak out really

Oh my God! A thousand dollars? You paid a thousand dollars for this jacket? All right, fine, I'm walking outta here right now thinking you paid a thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different. Oh, ho! All right! I'll tell you what, if you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know it was over a thousand.

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Oct 15, 2005
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Giedroyc posted:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tailgunner, they blew his brains out all over the pacific.

There's nothing funny about that!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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It's a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Supreme Allah posted:

No there is a clear divide in 'eras'. I like to call them the Pre-Elaine-Learns-How-To-Dress and Post-Elaine-Learns-How-To-Dress ages. For the first four or so seasons she's a frumpy house frow with flower dresses and frizzy hair.. then, something happens.

Elaine : Oh come on, I'm not difficult! I'm easy!

Jerry : Why, because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys? :smug:

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Ehud posted:

KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?

JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?

KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.

JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?

KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!

I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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More heavy gravy???

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clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
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Supreme Allah posted:

What, Holland? Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious region of the Netherlands.

Then who are the Dutch?!?

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