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haljordan posted:I like how they portrayed the proprietor of "MovieFone" as a violent thug hellbent on destroying anyone who infringes on his business. Hello! I know you're in there. Cosmo. Kramer. You've been stealing. My business.
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Stare-Out posted:E: Still waiting for that frantic phone call to use "Who is this?" I got to do that the other day when my sister called me in a panic asking if I'd seen her iPhone. Sadly, she's not a Seinfeld fan so she thought I was just being a douche.
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I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!!!!!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!
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Let me ask you something. ...is there any Tampax in your house?
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notsoape posted:Like I have no idea what season this is from, but I am so glad Elaine finally did something with her hair. Because seriously, her hair has been pretty By the end of the series Elaine had some episodes where her hair was bone-straight. It was bizarre.
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T. Mascis posted:Come on, take the pen! Do me a personal favor!
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Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.
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Don't you see? He was doing it to FOOL LLOYD BRAUN!!!!
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The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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Supreme Allah posted:Suzy... Yo' face? Yo' face IS my case!
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Jerusalem posted:Yep, it says it right here. You ARE the Assman. That's me, Jerry! I'm Cosmo Kramer--the Assman!
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Red posted:Don't you see?! He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!  Give my regards to Hinckley!
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Mar 27, 2013 18:15
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WHO? WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THE RRRRRIBBON?! 
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Apr 2, 2013 20:14
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Is that so? I just turned down a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every Knicks game at Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect...for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
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Kull the Conqueror posted:JIMMY'S GOING INTO SHOCK!  JIMMY MIGHT HAVE A COMPOUND FRACTURE!
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ZekeNY posted:We're going on a two day trip. What are you, Diana Ross? I happen to dress based on mood. 
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Jun 28, 2013 14:59
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ZekeNY posted:But you essentially wear the same thing all the time. Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many subtle variations only discernible to an acute observer that reflect the many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.
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potee posted:So what shade is this? This is Morning Mist.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:No, I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron. Hey there's Barbara Mandrell's skateboard! And Gregory Peck's bicycle! 
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What's that red dot on your sweater?
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Jerry, this woman hates me so much...I'm starting to like her.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!
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Boys? I'm retiring! 
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Capt. Sticl posted:Ehud you're obviously lying, anyone can see that! Hey, I'm a guy who respects a good coma.
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Momomo posted:I'm Cartwright. You're not Cartwright... 
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You've betrayed me with another, haven't you, Netta? Who is he? I want his name.
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Kramer went to fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. Do nothing, fall rear end-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating. THAT is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two grand to live like him for a week.
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Gyshall posted:It's the wood that makes it good. Wood, Jerry....wood.
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potee posted:Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by, and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are, to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing. I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I GOT IT ALL!!!! 
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Gyshall posted:Why would potee bring anything? Did he say "Why would potee bring anything" or did he say "Why would potee bring anything"? Did he emphasize "potee" or "bring"?
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Vietnamwees posted:Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage? No...like when a man goes swimming?! AFTERWARDS?!
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SeANMcBAY posted:How defeated George looks when Jerry calls out his lame sitcom line is one of the best and most meta moments of the show. Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're runnin' outta you!
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potee posted:It was a good post in the '80s, and it's still relatable today. Who told you to put the balm on?! I didn't tell you to put the balm on!
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LifeGetsWorser posted:JAM-BA-LA-YA! Mulli-ga..tawney?
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SirPablo posted:You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins? You You "felt her material"? What do you mean you FELT HER MATERIAL?!
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