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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



In high school if someone sneezed I would sometimes say "You are so good-looking."

I was not very popular in high school.

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



"I proclaim this the Summer of George!" *gets accosted by bee*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPS3qLtaFtw

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



hall n oates mom posted:

Kramer stumbling into the potato man's apartment after he gets shocked via an electrical outlet is in "The Slicer". In a previous episode it's mentioned that Elaine's floor always smells like potatoes, but it's never particularly explained in either episode iirc.

It wasn't a previous episode. It gets mentioned towards the beginning, but I don't remember the context.

Another great moment like that is in "The Kiss Hello" when at the beginning Jerry tells George that he admires his hearing abilities, and then towards the end he overhears a conversation in a different room. I just love the way he says "I hear everything!" as he snaps his fingers.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



"It's a tiny mint...it's a Junior Mint!"

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I love how the movie Sex and Lucia came out long after Rochelle Rochelle was conceived in Seinfeld.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Capt. Sticl posted:

When George is driving Jon Voight's car, he sings "Everybody's Talkin'" by Harry Nillson.

The song was used as the theme for the movie "Midnight Cowboy," which starred Voight.

Also the scene at the end of the episode with Jerry/Kramer on the bus is the same as the ending from Midnight Cowboy.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



BrandNew posted:

George thinks he may lose his job at the yankees after accidentally walking in on Stienbrenner on the toilet.

I can envision the entire arc of this situation and it's kind of amazing.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



All aboard the pain train!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Pierce and Pierce posted:

But the reservation keeps the car here, that's why you have the reservation.

I know why we have reservations.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Newman?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Mr. Wilhelm?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



More heavy gravy?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



penismightier posted:

"And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola."
"He's new around here."
"So, details?"
"Well, I didn't sleep with her!"
"Because of society, right?"
"Yes, George, because of society."

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I think the hats...the hat conveys that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious...

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I'm Cartwright!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



It was a damp and chilly afternoon so I decided to put on...my sweatshirt!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



OH, THAT'S IT, THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR! THEY KEEP PUSHING ME AND PUSHING ME! NOW I GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO GO DOWN THERE...and talk to them.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I cannot believe that you, Bodysuit Man, could perpetrate such a disloyalty!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I can't seem to find it, but Wikipedia used to have this extensive list of all the psychological disorders that George exhibits throughout the show with multiple examples for each one. It was my favorite Wiki page ever.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Coffee And Pie posted:

It wasn't in the garbage, it was above the garbage.

Hovering.

Like an angel.

Well,

*raises coffee cup to drink, pauses*

that's garbage.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I love...broccoli, it's...good for you.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Alright, I'm CANCELING the father son picnic...I DUNNO WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT POTATO SALAD!!!!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane observations?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Gene's trash!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



DrBouvenstein posted:

Hmmm...most beautiful people People.

I believe that's a Ziggy. Quickly, Elaine! To my archives!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word "man"?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



BrandNew posted:

Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet.

The what?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Billy Zane posted:

Oh, you think you're better than me? Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here. I'll lift it up over my head.

This one's for you, Pop! It's go time!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I really think I'm falling for you...*flip flip flip*...Joseph Puglia...

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



(upside down exclamation point)Uno momento, por favor!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Jerry, that's in Sweden.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Who would leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



"He's a jokemaker. Tell him, Jerry."

"...I'm a jokemaker."

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



YOU'RE ONCE...TWIIIICE...THREE TIMES AAUUUUUUUGHHH AUUUGHGHH OH, THE HUMANITY

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



So, what's the scoop on Bob Barker? Does he really give a drat about what all those things cost or is he just acting?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



Watching The Understudy last night I realized for the first time that Jerry's girlfriend looks like Tonya Harding. I am dumb.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



T. Butt posted:

This guy...this is not my kinda guy

That voice...

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



It?

It.

Out?

Out.

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



I was bald!

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