KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Eclipse12 posted:

I once got up and left my high school english class after making a particularly funny joke. George was an inspiration to us all!

I'm an unemployed college graduate living with his parents whose nickname is T-Bone. I win the George contest if you can really call it winning.

Alfred P. Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jan 26, 2011

# ¿ Jan 26, 2011 20:53

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:02

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

You are a good man! Very good man!

# ¿ Jun 28, 2011 02:39

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Evil Agita posted:

I always thought the closing joke of Newman making the millenium party date the wrong year was kinda weak. Of course the person who booked the party knew what year Newman wanted to have his party!

Yeah but it's worth it for that noise he makes, which might be the best 0.2 seconds of the show.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2011 05:47

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Konec Hry posted:

Wow, I didn't realize it wasn't a real script until I got to the nazi part. During the toilet scene I kept thinking "haha I remember this episode"

That's because there was one where Mr. Wilhelm told George his next project while he was on the john but George stayed outside the bathroom and missed the whole thing.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2011 23:36

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Robnoxious posted:

Without even checking to see if I'm right, Larry Charles had a hand in "Crazy" Joe DaVola arcs and the Kramer goes to Hollywood Caper?

I want to say he also directed The Limo.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2011 10:29

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

neoboman posted:

What does that make Geraldo?

Mephistopheles

# ¿ Oct 19, 2011 21:06

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Macaluso posted:

George trying to get the hospital to pay for his car bills because the dude committed suicide by jumping off the roof and landing on his car is such a... bad person thing to do, and it's so hilarious. It's one of my favorite things George does in the whole series.

The long drawn out spiel he gives about the whole ordeal in order to get them to pay him is so great. "I can't help but feel that... the hospital is somehow responsible for the other still living victim in this horrendous tragedy."

I thought George had a fair point there. Why should he have to pay because some guy the hospital couldn't keep under control decided to splatter himself on George's car?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 09:41

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

They? The government?

# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 12:43

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Max22 posted:

I wouldn't recommend watching this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viwVwsJsc_s

what the gently caress is this

# ¿ May 19, 2012 07:31

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Ehud posted:

I always liked the change in George's tone during this conversation

Kramer: You're wasting your life.
George: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.
Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
George: No.
Kramer: You got money?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have a woman?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any prospects?
George: No.
Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?
George: Uh, no.
Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News.

I'm George irl.

What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!

e: As a self-hating individual, I managed to find a Seinfeld-Arthur (yes the PBS kids show) crossover fanfiction on fanfiction.net :stare:

# ¿ Jun 2, 2012 01:31

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Which episode has the bit about George telling the woman that he was Batman and had just seen the Bat Signal so that he wouldn't have to take a dump at her place? I can't find the full exchange on Google.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2012 09:23

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm speechless. I have no speech.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2012 20:22

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

It never ceases to amaze me how I read all these quotes and hear them as the characters. George quotes especially.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2012 09:34

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Lord Hydronium posted:

I just saw The Nose Job on syndication last night. It's still got that weird early Seinfeld vibe before the show really found its voice, and one of the odd things I noticed was how many cutaways and flashbacks there were in it. It's not really something the show did a lot before or since, and I wonder why that episode in particular did it so often, if the director just liked the style.

Also I kinda wonder what conversations Larry David had with the network about having several scenes with Jerry dressed as a penis.

Well there's also the one with the wedding in India where the whole thing is flashbacks.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 20:47

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

penismightier posted:

Guys:

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx

"I wish I was taller."

# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 02:26

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I think it's the LA episode where you can see a poster in the background for season 1 of Law & Order. But yeah, those episodes aren't that good.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2012 21:39

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2012 23:41

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Chilly McFreeze posted:

Look what I found!

http://www.kylewells.com/jerryhello/test/characters/

I was going to reconstruct the whole, glorious post, but it would take too long to rehost all the images so whatever. Someone do it for me.

Ah yes, here we see George under his other fake name, Shitcunt McFuckface.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2012 03:35

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Capt. Sticl posted:

Wood is good!

Not the Farbman!!!

# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 18:04

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I crack a smile irl every time I remember that giant wall of terrible images

# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 01:13

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

neoboman posted:

BOSOMY? YOU WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS BOSOMY?

What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 05:52

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYFI_z7SxSI

# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 08:39

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Loving Life Partner posted:

That's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there...

That a Titleist?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2012 07:24

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Capt. Sticl posted:

Like you didn't have a coke! The nerve of you!

I think the ginger ale at the deli is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. But how can I prove it? Ah, dammit, I can't!

# ¿ Oct 25, 2012 06:58

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:02

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

bean_shadow posted:

I like how George has been wearing the same jacket for twenty years.

The Seinfeld reunion on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" was better of course. But I don't think I ever bought the fact that George was lucky enough to get rich.

"The first million is always the hardest."

The iToilet is something George would absolutely come up with and would absolutely be a huge success.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 15:38

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