tecnocrat posted:

I wager this large rock I have found. I have many plans to crush other inferior fleshlings with it, but I am so certain of this victory that I place it "up for grabs", as you humans say.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

While I am grateful for your help, I must disagree with your assertion. DREADNAUTILUS will win this battle. That shell appears to be able to withstand quite a bit of firepower, and even if the communication antennae are shot off (which they will be), the creature's survival instinct will more than surely be sufficient in developing the strategy of using its tentacles to pull the warthog right out of the mech, which will succeed easily if the shell can take a brief, yet undeniably formidable, frontal assault.

toppro posted:

Here you go my friends.

toppro posted:

From what I've heard around the slums these things usually end in tragedy. To prepare for the inevitable bloodbath I hope to make as many allies as possible. And I frankly can not be all that picky. So come drink with me, secure in the knowledge that we shall be staunch allies.



untill I need somebody to throw under the bus of course. Not that I've ever seen a running bus.

tecnocrat posted:

I look forward to collecting this piece of shell plating along with your pile of internal acid. They shall be aesthetically pleasing when I use them to melt down a pile of fleshlings into a cool refreshing joint lubricant.

T3hRen3gade posted:

Aww, dat jus' brings back some sore memories. I miss you so much, Walrus. I know yous and Adrian be smilin' down from dat big glowy ball in the sky what makes my eyes hurt when I looks at it.

redjenova posted:

The amount of robots and cybernetic creatures running free here, without the control of their makers, is highly disturbing to me. I see a great number of you are insistent upon the victory of BRUT-05. Just goes to show you what happens when you give these... servants a semblance of free will. I too had a robot slave in the past, and learned that lesson the hard way. Now he's roaming the countryside, unlikely to return. I wouldn't be surprised if his plastic casing was out bleaching in the desert outside this arena, drat his green robot eyes! I find it likely that YOU directionless robots desire your cyborg boar idol to lead you in bloody uprising should we win the victory. There will be no such opportunity.

Niv-Mizzet posted:

You only possess 'rights' so long as there's no one stronger around to take them from you. That said, all you biped-slaves look the same to my eyes, be ye meat or metal.

Mr. Crane posted:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




BUGGERING UPGRADES

MrGreenShirt posted:

Gezora thinks to get this mob in the right mood it will supply the first round's drinks on the house.

JohnDonovanLiver posted:

WHOA! Glad I was two feet to the left.

toppro posted:

Error 404 posted:

Everyone's drink recipes are awesome. I'm definitely gonna try as many as possible.

fake edit: burning demon set my beard on fire!



This Feller here, knows his business. pleasure ta meet ya sir.

Niv-Mizzet posted:

... Normally I would insult your intelligence in choosing the obviously inferior contender... but I'm just going to move over this way. FAR over this way.

Whichever way this fight goes, I do not look forward to the aftermath.

Incidentally, as an Antitheist, I'm a great admirer of your work.

JimmyBiskit posted:

Well well, 's been a while, yeh? How's holdin' the fort down in 'eaven been treatin yeh? Kint agree more w'ya though, Dreadnautilus 'sgot the ordinance and extra mobility to 'andle anythink that robo-boar kin dish out. 'Sides, the boar likes to charge, aye? Well, with th'legs all boosted up, that's fine and dandy, but it's still the boar's noggin smashing face first into 'is enemy, right? Sounds like a course to his own destruction t'me.

Now, I do believe there's some whiskey wit me name on it...

JimmyBiskit posted:

Aye, right as rain, thanks t'the regeneration. Hurt like nothin' I ever felt before, and that was when I was drunk 'n drugged outta me mind. Oh, 'nd after that God-bastard revived me from our deal, 'nother one of those fuckers bit me, 'nd I'm right back te square one. Go figure, right? Oh well, t'pasts the past, righ'?

Oh, almost forgot me bet! Brought with me a big ol' lot of bloodpacks, which were 'voluntarily' donated t'me. Usually keep em around t'keep me strength, but suppose they could go fer a good cause... or whatever yer wee sick minds think up, not my business.

BiggerJ posted:

And Sa...Sa...Saint of Killers... I've detected your unique psychic signa... sigga... thingy and... and I've heard a lot about you and... if you're a regeneration of the Master... as soon as we get back, we REALLY need to have a drink together! It's been so bloody long! In fact, even if you're not the Master! I... I... I miss that bastard so much!

A Time Lord's non-humanity is rarely quite so obvious as when he cries vomit.

BiggerJ posted:

Heh, funny thing, at least one of my incarnations WAS gay... I think... bugger if I can remember which...

Sorry about the mistaken identity, you just reminded me of someone I used to know. Known him since we were kids... completely brilliant in his own way... I'll buy you that drink just as soon as I FIND THAT loving HOLDING CELL!

...gently caress, everyone heard that, didn't they? ...Well, gently caress 'em.

BiggerJ posted:

Oh god, I can... feel that... you're... I remember now... the Angel of Death... a dealer not of good or evil, but of What Must Be... you're not like the Master at all...

You... you're like me...

BiggerJ posted:

...Really?

I am older than you can fathom. The oldest I have been for centuries is 999 going on 900.

I have murdered, no matter how indirectly, more people that you could kill in a million years. I have more names than the Devil. The Lonely God. The Oncoming Storm. Names in languages you could never speak. More names than there will ever be languages.

And do you know what I'm supposed to be doing right now? What I'm running from? I am supposed to be far away, in terms of both time and space. Doing something so wonderful and so, so very terrible. The memorial they will build will be blank. It must be. There will be too many victims to name.

I have done so much good and so much evil. And so, so much death.

That is what we are. Death.

BiggerJ posted:

You know what?

I complicated it for my own sake. I always have.

I have lied to myself for a very long time.

I have seen the results of my every act.

I have never been a hero.

I am only Death.

...As soon as the match ends I need to get drunk again.

Fatkraken posted:

on the RP front (just my own opinions):

characters should be the means to an end, not an end in themselves. They should spice up and add flavour to discussion of which animal would win and why, and that should be all they do. If you're going to make a post with no mention of the two contestants, then what is it adding for the people reading the thread? not a lot. Remember the purpose of the posts here that are not by the zoofights team is to provide fodder for the main event, the fights.

BiggerJ posted:

H...H...HEY! SAINT OF KILLERS! I OWE YOU A DRINK!

BiggerJ posted:

<Pops up from behind the bar and slams down a glass filled with 90% pure alcohol and 10% whatever fluids he could find in his pockets>

Told you I'd get you a drink, didn't I?

Angry Guacamole posted:

I'm predictin' you'll be making the smart choice, that bein' a vote for ##The Sturgeon General.

Space T Rex posted:

Did I miss some memo or something? Did the ## rule get trashed or did everyone just forget?