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Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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I'd like Mythbuster gun myths a bit more if they shot at Kari.

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Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Black Stormy posted:

Before, during, or after her pregnancy?

Whenever, I'm not picky.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Bad: Bones: Pretty much any magic they pull on IDing a bullet. ".30 caliber, a sniper round," "FMJ, a sniper round," etc. Not to mention whiz-bang nonsense about pulling rifling marks out/off of anywhere and matching a gun.

Good: Bones: There's an episode where a bad guy notes "I see you have a Five Hundred Smith and Wesson. That's only got five shots and you've used four." Then he gets popped through a steel door he's using as cover. Yeah, .500 Smith will punch sheet metal JUST FINE.

Crime shows are terrible for this.

Bad: CSI Vegas: Some dude was making AR DIAS in the back of the shop and got caught. Apparently, a DIAS is roughly the shape of an en bloc clip and plops right in the receiver, bypassing the trigger pins, sear, hammer, all that poo poo. PLUG AND PLAY HURRR

Downright retarded: CSI Miami (surprise): Five point seven? That's a MONSTER CALIBER, can punch through 50 vests in one go! Why would someone have this artillery?!

Good: CSI Vegas: Some dude cut the barrel of his shotgun down and one of the techs noticed that the shot cup had a distinct gouge in it. Gouge was caused by a burr on the jagged muzzle. Do it right and have it recrowned, no burr.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Roundboy posted:

beeb: size aside, isn't that *exactly* what the DIAS is, a bit of metal in the lower that sits behind the trigger, hammer, etc? As in, it only touches the hammer when the bolt carrier closes

Sure, except this didn't even come near the hammer. Think of opening up an AR, and jamming an en bloc clip in the guts, then closing it back up. That's what the fancy pants CGI animation had going on

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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The Casualty posted:

THE BAD:
Hard Boiled: Shotgun blasts make everything explode.





Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Uncle Caveman posted:

In one scene, there are two additional saving graces.

I like this post a bunch.

I like you a bunch.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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DJExile posted:

Training Day owns bones. Where beeb at?

Hmm?



Oh, hello.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Uncle Caveman posted:

The weird thing is I've never even played Alpha Protocol.

holy shiiiiiiiit

Alaan posted:

Oh god the Crawling Chaos.

And as stupid as Letha Weapon can be with guns(Riggs! They got cop killa bullets!)

I especially liked how when Riggs does the vest demonstration at the range the impact of the RUBY TIP SUPA COP KILLAH bullet is really over-exaggerated. I remember reading somewhere it was the equivalent of it getting hit with a 20mm.

Also,



cop

kill

ahhhhh

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

E:

I can never throw grenades in dreams. Shooting guns sure, my bustin' is Grove Street tight, but if I go to throw a grenade it just falls to my feet. The pin comes out easily enough, spoon flies off all that poo poo, but *clunk* oh goodie

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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The WWZ movie needs:

1) Rollins Merc story
2) Dumbshit weeaboo story
3) Yonkers I guess
4) Rollins
5) Rollins
6) Rollins
7) Rollins
8) That Yonkers guy, second and final story
9) Rollins

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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iyaayas01 posted:

police and military...superior knowledge of firearms

Hey I'd like you to read something.

E:

Oh Warzone chat well here ya go



ps I've not seen The Expendables yet god dammit what poo poo timing for poo poo to go to lovely poo poo cocksucker status

Capn Beeb fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Aug 16, 2010

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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How to make a good Punisher movie:

Use any of the MAX stories. Change nothing. Keep Stevenson as Frank.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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I close mine with my off hand cause I like the sensation in my hand

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Mad Dragon posted:

Don't forget Tom Selleck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRKUMUPcR7k

Eventually, I'll have a Sharps. I don't care if it's the last gun I ever buy, I will get one.

Cyrano4747 posted:

For other good examples of him holding a gun and managing to not look utterly self-conscious while doing it, see Blood Diamond, The Departed, and Gangs of New York.

Blood Diamond showed me DiCaprio can be a convincing badass.




Nipponophile posted:

Though this has nothing to do with the discussion, your post reminded me of The Killer, which everyone in TFR should watch right now. John Woo and Chow Yun Fat at their finest.

I always liked Hard Boiled more

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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BrainGlitch posted:

I cried at the end of The Killer.

I loving cried.



Me too

The Killer:

Hard Boiled:



Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Alain Perdrix posted:

I feel like we should start paying you for all the GIFs you make us or something.

Well I got paypal

My resumé:

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Good Russel Crowe: 3:10 To Yuma

Russel Crowe: Holy poo poo he was the bad guy in Virtuosity

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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ZebraBlade posted:

Machete is basically illegals killing whites.

sold

e:

does michelle "please don't typecast me anymore GOD I'M SUCH A TOUGH CHICA~" rodriquez die I hope she does

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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walrusman posted:

I'm watching Family Guy

I'm sorry.

ps go see Machete, it's awesome and there's all kinds of gore and dismemberment and a full blown race war with low riders and poo poo

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Hotwire posted:

I counter this with the fact that the character who got shot has probably had that exact scenario happen enough times that his shoulder is just a fleshy meatsack with no real nerves in it anyway.

All the important muscles and other working parts for said character are a bit further south anyway

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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priznat posted:

"Cold Packing" *shudder*

Most disturbing thing I've ever heard on a tv show. But then I don't watch True Blood.

You should as it's hilarious

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Only thing that can kill Tig is Tig.

Only thing that can creep out Tig is that guy. You know the one I mean.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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22 Eargesplitten posted:

Clint Eastwood (the man actually competed in quickdraw events).

Wanna see footage of this so hard I don't believe I can properly convey it.

Inspector_71 posted:

I stopped reading when they were in the prison and the entire plot ground to a shuddering, child-murdering halt.

It picked up, but I agree, that poo poo took way too loving long.

Biker guy was awesome, never forget.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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The Worst posted:

And I wanna marry Michelle Rodriguez.

What a post/user name combo this is.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Bored As gently caress posted:

He probably enjoys being pegged as much as she's pegged as the Tough Girl (TM)

Come on don't sully a good thing with her.

Jefferoo posted:

The Good, the Bad, the Weird is on Netflix Instant and I'm about 25 minutes in and it is gun porn out the rear end. It's also loving hilarious and I'm relying entirely on the subtitles.

I caught Sukiyaki Western Django the other night and thought it was that for a minute. They're different movies, right?

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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infrared35 posted:

I have a vague recollection of a trench coat and really big 1980s glasses.



Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:

Why wasn't the movie about them? Why does the main character feel like a distraction in his own movie?

Because we needed another Awkward Bumbling Dork Gets Totally Sweet Revenge, Girl movie.

Only good part of Kick-rear end aside from Big Daddy in the warehouse:

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Not every movie with guns has to be the Hurt Locker

Thank god for small favors.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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LvK posted:

It's a small part, but Desperado has a badass knife thrower.

Played by Danny Trejo

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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infrared35 posted:

I can't believe none of you guys suggested The Hunted with Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro.

I completely forgot about this movie. drat.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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gauss posted:

The Dude > The Duke



(Only Wayne movie I remotely liked was... El Dorado I think? His sidekick had a shorty double barrel as he couldn't hit poo poo with anything else. I think a piano got shot.)

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Justified is basically: Seth Bullock Moves To Kentucky, Gets Glock.

And it owns.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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The first couple of American Dad episodes were ok, but around the forth it picked up. I think it's because the REMEMBER WHEN LOL RANDOM MONKEY CHEESE POP CULTURE writers seen on Family Guy aren't involved with American Dad, at all.

And if you can't enjoy Patrick Stewart singing the praises of strippers man I don't know what to tell you.

E:

The only episode that outright sucked donkey dick was that one about My Morning Jacket. gently caress that poo poo.

Also gently caress Reginald.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Alaan posted:

Grimes

Corner booth cutie

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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HIT

DAT

BIG

rear end

RAMP

pop off bitch

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Ace Oliveira posted:

All this written by Terrence Winter (the main show runner and writer of Boardwalk Empire



Also,

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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I've been having a lot of problems getting to sleep at a good time lately, so a few nights back at around... oh, I dunno, half past four I'm flipping through channels.

"Rampage? Isn't that a video game where you punch buildings and eat people?"

*click*

Oh. It's this Rampage.

The one Uwe Boll made.



Some looking kid is sitting on his bed, in his parent's basement from what I can tell, loading up mags for his MP7 and Ruger MP9. He then shrugs on some homemade armor and poses in front of a mirror, GET PSYCHED YEEUH.

The next half hour to forty five minutes are nothing but him wandering around town, shooting everybody. Things started off with a remote controlled van packed with explosives being driven through the front doors of the police station. There was a little LCD screen on it that red G A M E O V E R and oh god why is this officer shooting pseudo-gangster style at the baddie what am I seeing

The odd thing was the shooter kid actively reloaded and poo poo. He didn't have bottomless mags like I was expecting. What a weird rear end movie.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Ace Oliveira posted:

Wasn't his armor paintball armor, too? There was also some stupid plot twist that he was doing that as a distraction for a bank robbery or some stupid poo poo. It didn't really make any sense.

His helmet/mask combo looked pretty paintball-ish to me. I caught it just as he loaded up his guns and started shooting. He had a bro out in the woods ready to PAINTBALL YEAH BRO GONNA GET SOME, who he managed to frame and got away with bunches of money and man I don't even know

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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What I learned from Restrepo:

War sucks donkey dick.
Afghanistan is pretty country.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Looking at that scene in slow mo, the brass doesn't get kicked out of SWAT guy's gun. It just kinda bounces on top of an (empty?) mag when he pulls the charging handle back

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Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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GRATUITOUS FAL ACTION ITT



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