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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Busket_in_Posket posted:

What are the worst reasons to join the military?

To be an Army of one.

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I know you can use orders to terminate or suspend a cell phone contract, but does the same rule apply to internet service contracts?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Cool. I want to get FiOS, but they only offer the best price with a 2 year agreement, and I'm fairly sure I'll be headed to OBC well before that.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

grover posted:

You should be joining the military because you want to, not because you feel pressured by economics. There are way easier ways to earn a paycheck, ways that come with less drastic impact to your life.

For example, you could become a civilian contractor like Grover.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Slippery posted:

Overall opinion on AMU seems mixed. I have at least a few officer friends getting Masters' from it, and at least a few enlisted getting BS degrees from it. Overall I would say it's ... in my personal opinion you could do better -- BUT -- it's not a fake rear end diploma mill that is worthless. It appears to be a more or less legit place.

And this makes me wonder why more people don't consider UMD's distance learning program. It's popular among military and civilian students and gives you the exact same degree as if you were to sit in class at College Park.

e: From reading this forum and talking with professors, a good rule of thumb is to avoid any college that has a campus on a military base. They are, more or less, diploma mills. If you are interested in becoming a highschool teacher, you will eventually have to pursue a master's degree. Very few worthwhile master's programs will accept a certificate from a diploma mill.

psydude fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Jun 5, 2010

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

revenance posted:

Are you getting out of gov't? If you got an accredited BA, once again, nobody gives a gently caress if you have a resume that backs up your experience. Master's would still matter, but the impetus is shifting away from that slowly but surely, at least in gov't related private sector jobs.

This is, honestly, where your undergraduate school does make a difference. Certain programs at certain schools are going to have much better industry connections than other programs. In many cases, this can mean the difference between getting an internship and not getting an internship, which, of course, affects your resume. And that is what is going to make the difference between your undergraduate degree simply being another highschool diploma or your undergraduate education actually setting you up for success.

e: In these discussions, I always wonder why more people don't chime in with "Go to your local community college."

psydude fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jun 5, 2010

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

revenance posted:

Maybe people don't mention CC because it's an AA, which is a complete non-starter? A bachelor's from any accredited place will check the bachelor's box...and an associate's...won't. Not a hard concept, so that's why most people don't wonder why, I suppose. v:shobon:v

They offer night classes closeby at a very affordable rate. After completing the coursework there, you can transfer those credits to any accredited university (shocker: even if you received an AA!). Considering most people in the military are not going to college full time, and therefore won't complete their for year degree during their term of enlistment, I don't see why it's not a viable option if your enlistment is up.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

revenance posted:

No, you can sometimes transfer some of those credits to some accredited universities. And generally only those that you just railed against. And why go to CC when you can CLEP?
No, CLEP is more widely accepted at those institutions I just railed against. I can almost guarantee that any community college coursework will transfer to a public university in that same state.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

revenance posted:

You still haven't made a cogent argument against the institutions you railed against, regardless.

This is really a discussion for a different thread.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

How far in advance do you generally find out about deployments?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

About when do you find out your OBC date if you're commissioning on time?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Oh wait you aren't going active. You need to talk to the unit you are going to and get them to get you a class date.

Really? Does this mean I have some kind of a say in when it will be?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

OK, thanks. I'm trying to get an early date because I'd like to start grad school in the spring of 2012, but of course that all depends upon when they send me.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

No, I expect to be deployed sooner or later, especially with the upcoming troop surge and the need for route clearance. Since I'll know about it ahead of time, though, I'll just do as much as I can and then finish when I come back. Don't be hatin'.

psydude fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Jul 19, 2010

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

SquirrelyPSU posted:

I've had good experiences with 'em. Most everyone else here (that isn't new), generally swears by either Kitsap Federal CU, or USAA, however.

USAA is fantastic, however the lack of brick and mortar locations can be problematic. I have a second credit union that I use for depositing checks and cash.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

sweetnsalty posted:

Hey, I'm a just a cadet right now so I dont have a lot of experience but I need to write an OPORD for an assignment and I need help with examples or ideas i guess. I've written platoon and company OPORDs in classes but this one is different, they want me to write one pretending that I am the Joker's S3 and I am planning what goes on in The Dark Knight. Anybody have any idea how to even structure this?

Be prepared to work with a lot of attachments.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Do they bother to piss test you when you get called up from IRR? I could see that as an easy way to get out of it.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

What about tattoos?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

vacation in kabul posted:

Army is an eight year commitment, 4 active 4 IRR. I do not believe there are any exceptions.

Most contracts total 8 years, usually 4 active/4 IRR. Some contracts are 6 active, 2 IRR, but you can always go 4 active/4 select reserve or 6 active/2 select reserve.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Those of us who are cool have 6 years select reserve/2 years IRR.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

DOD conscientious objector clause.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Slippery posted:

Officers just don't always 'get' jokes.
*Only applies to those who those who didn't attend an academy.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Smoke Crack posted:

he might piss hot at meps.

Amphetamines only stay in your system for 2-3 days. If he stops taking it for that long before MEPS and drinks plenty of water then he won't have an issue.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Who do I get in contact with to order prescription inserts for my eye pro?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

go to the vision clinic in an army hospital is usually an easy way

See, I'm going to start coming to this thread first rather than getting passed around by 8 different places all telling me that it's handled by somebody else.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Booblord Sagat posted:

If you answer the "What did you do in the military?" question with theactual MOS code, you're a tremendous douchebag. When someone asked me "Hey man, what do/did you do in the Marines" I never answered with "Secret code numbers" and smiled smugly. That is the most hipster loving thing in the military by far.
Yeah. Among other Army people MOS codes are used just for brevity. Otherwise, each of those jobs actually has a title like Human Resources Specialist or Heavy Equipment Operator or whatever.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Roving Reporter posted:

There gets to be a point(especially on the Internet) that you see so much stupid poo poo that you just let it go, otherwise you'd be arguing with idiots forever.

I remember when I got to that point. It's like a huge weight is lifted off your shoulders.

BAH and BAS are probably the two biggest perks of being in the military. All of the reservists and guardsmen in my BOLC class found a way to sign a lease before getting here (myself included) so that they could draw it. Isn't there a study making its way through the DoD concerning a raise of single BAH to married BAH levels?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

If it's the feds it will most likely take that long to get through the interview and employment process anyway.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Dumb question: do you get to draw BAH for AT?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Veins McGee posted:

No

Bummer.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I'm surprised they wouldn't pay at least partial because it's not like my lease is magically suspended for 20 days. Oh well, at least I get the per-diem.

The policy might be anything over 30 days = BAH, because I got it at BOLC and I know you get it for ADOS.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Veins McGee posted:

What the gently caress? I don't have any copies but I'm pretty sure my orders always said something about not getting BAH.

Marines are too hardcore for living expenses.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

We're taking 40 vehicles that have been sitting at Ft. Pickett for the past 8 months and moving them about 140 miles to Belvoir. I'm convinced that about at least five of them won't make it.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Well, I'd like to apologize in advance to everyone driving on 95 between Petersburg and Alexandria on that Sunday.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

So, regarding AT pay: is it going to be this usual bullshit where I have to wait until 2 weeks after I get back to get paid? Because if that's the case, I'm going to burn my loving paid vacation so that I don't go broke.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

9-29 JUN.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

gleep glop posted:

Bring gas money.

Gonna be flown into La Crosse, trucked down to McCoy, and then stuck on a FOB with no chance to leave for 3 weeks. No gas money necessary, just a lot of self-loathing.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

My commissioning present was being the gently caress done with ROTC, which was good enough for me. However, since he's an officer now and will make an unreasonable amount of tax free money each month, he should become acquainted with the finer things in life: get him a really nice bottle of scotch.

e: If that's a bit too high, see about getting him a whiskey tumbler or beer stein with his name etched into it. You can usually get that done for pretty cheap if you're willing to use the power of the internet.

If he doesn't drink, then I'm all out of ideas.

psydude fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 22, 2012

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Do you ever run over those old cars that are always along roads in the training areas in your tank just for the gently caress of it?

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Our Gay Apparel posted:

Awesome, thanks. No recruiters seem to know anything about it, as of yet. Hopefully there will be reserve slots available as well.

What are you doing. Stop it.

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