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The CQ at 622b is often this Navy E4 that got busted down from E5 for a DUI after 4 weeks in. He is always there every morning when I go to PT wishing me a "Fantastic Workout~!!!" and is probably the single most flaming person I've seen on base. I told a Navy classmate about him and apparently, he was seen at a huge murder lodge party sitting in another dude's lap kissing and jacking him off with astonishing fervor. I have also seen Indiana Jones guy and openly laugh at him every chance I get. There is a weird guy in the Combs dining hall who rocks back and forth while he eats and shoves entire ice cream cones and pies into his mouth and chews disgusting, open-mouthed bites while making starving dog noises. I know this because he is in the Army and seeks out other soldiers to sit with because "this place rubs me the wrong way" *giggles manically under breath, rocks back and forth rapidly. I remember walking by the Navy barracks the day they masted those dozen or so dumbasses that were caught using drugs. What is wrong with this place? All of my friends here are normal, smart people, but we are literally surrounded by sperglords on base. Worst part, I'm only 5 months in to my Chinese course. I'm stuck here for another year. edit: oh yeah, and the Navy flamers who can be seen at the Cannery Row Pizzeria any given Friday night, belting out Karaoke lyrics to Brittany Spears, "Toxic" without even facing the screen.
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ManMythLegend posted:What is the "murder lodge"? It's the Travel Lodge motel on Munras ave. So named because of its proximity to the base and inexorable fate as the hookup palace between sweaty enlisted men and their fat, willing bar-fly floozies. and has anyone else noticed how many of the seagulls in this town use crosswalks?
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I think the key to success here (not going section 8) is taking time for yourself everyday to relax and play your guitar a little, maybe go for a walk, watch furry animals playfully frolicking in the woods, see the natural wildlife play in the woods, too. Try not to lose yourself in your studies, or you'll probably burn out. My experience here has been great so far and I still hold onto a 3.8 GPA in spite of everything I find time to do on and off post daily.
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GetHardHero posted:This place just keeps on giving. I just went to the smoke pit outside my building and overheard a guy on the phone talk about how he was walking around town and noticed in a house window an old guy watching porn. Now a normal person would probably laugh and keep walking, or be a little sick and keep walking. Hell a normal person wouldn't be looking in other people's windows. This guy however hid in the guys bushes and watched the old man watch porn for 15-20 minutes. Wow, I just realized I know who you are now.
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GetHardHero posted:Really? Please tell me you are not the porno watcher. haha, no. I've seen you in the smoke pit outside of class
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hammeredspace posted:Now begins the timid, almost-forbidden romance between two web stalkers. 大概. 他很帥!
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Milkhaver1984 posted:大概. 他很帥! Maybe. He's quite handsome!
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GetHardHero posted:I don't know if I am who you think I am. I rarely smoke and I am an Arabic linguist in the Navy also I am about 3 weeks from graduating. heart broken
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Jul 13, 2010 03:59
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You know what I do when I'm feeling glum? I read the Monterey Area OKCupid male ads from the military members (especially the AF) Holy lol.
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GetHardHero posted:Oh god, why haven't I thought of that? Just out of curiosity what branch are you? I really doubt I know anyone in this thread except for Hobo I'm Army, Chinese course about 6 months in.
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Well, it's good to live on the top floor. 
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Welcome to the forums, TOkaan i'm sure you will fit right in. Signd, ~Milkhaver (1984)
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btw, is that marine-gave-a-raccoon-nyquill-and-then-shaved-it-after-it-passed-out Story true? I heard it today, and while I was incredulous, a part of me (a big part) really wants to put my faith in its veracity.
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Jul 15, 2010 23:19
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420 smoke fake drugs every day
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Can we go back to talking about the spergers on post?
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Dirk Digglet posted:same poo poo happened last cup. Except ONE kid in the middle navy formation yelled out "YES SIR!" I was way in the back of an Army formation at the time, which was lucky, because I was laughing so hard I was tearing up.
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2/2+ on my end of semester 2 Chinese DLPT 5 
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DoktorLoken posted:That's awesome, how many semesters is the Chinese course? Did you have any prior foreign language or Chinese? Chinese is 3 semesters long, and I have no prior experience w/ a foreign language
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Save Russian Jews posted:
Just want to reiterate this. I'm finishing up Chinese (3 weeks out from my OPI) and all but one of my army classmates are complete sperglords. Limiting my social interaction to solely them would have made life here unbearable. The navy guys in my class; however, have been fun as hell to hang out with and have made my time here actually quite memorable. edit: P.S. oh yeah, be sure to grab your AA degree while you're at it and stay out of the mucky duck, etc. etc... Stevia Prefontane fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Sep 13, 2011 |
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My OPI is an hour and a half away. *hyperventilates*
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3/2+/2 Mandarin I'm out of here and it feels so good.
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