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I find myself fantasizing more and more about yelling at bad costumers, even when they haven't really done much of anything, like just not notice that I'm behind them.
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Fat/old ladies shouldn't wear short shorts, especially when their legs are all varicosy 
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Jul 18, 2010 01:00
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My dream is to invent a bell that when rung more than once within 20 seconds breaks your stupid finger 
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Jul 18, 2010 19:51
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Massive IT fuckup today so we couldn't pick orders for 2 hours, and had to bust our asses to get done on time
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Jul 24, 2010 02:48
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Part-Time Robot posted:It's now time for every bookseller's least favorite question: Just say no and see if they turn and walk out
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Jul 30, 2010 20:44
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gently caress old ladies, they see you coming and refuse to get out of the way. Old guys? Move as soon as they see you. But old ladies are hateful 
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Aug 3, 2010 22:22
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Do I work here? No this is all part of my complex masturbation ritual
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Aug 14, 2010 21:43
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Yesterday someone ordered 10 bottles of prune juice, 3 enemas, toilet paper, and an air freshener.
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Aug 16, 2010 03:31
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Almost quit my job today. The dipshit that was suspended for needing to be called and woken up 5 fridays in a row just got moved to seafood which means he will now be making almost twice as much as me, with better hours and an easier job. I have never once been late AND have almost 4 years seniority over him.
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Aug 19, 2010 18:31
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Is he related to someone high up in the company? I had a summer job in a lovely warehouse that had been all but abandoned for years putting cardboard displays together for minimum wage. One of the guys working with me was the company president's grandson--and he was an absolutely legendary fuckup. We had betting pools to decide how late he would be every day. Eventually our supervisor offered him five dollars a day to show up to work on time. He dressed like a gangster despite being a scrawny little white guy, ran out of gas in a McDonald's drive-through one day during lunch, was extremely weak and couldn't do half the poo poo anyone else could, and was notorious for getting caught by his mom after falling asleep while jerking off in front of his computer. Even his girlfriend made fun of him for being a lovely lay. No he isn't related to anyone, and I think they are moving him there just so he stops loving up my department.
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Aug 19, 2010 21:20
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The dipshit didn't come back from lunch today. I hope he gets fired for this bullshit
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Aug 20, 2010 20:55
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I've only ever been shopped once in 4 years because they don't come in early enough to get me so I mostly just ignore all that poo poo unless a customer actually looks like they need help.
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Aug 23, 2010 23:25
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Protip: If your receipt is longer than your leg you bought too much
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Aug 25, 2010 03:01
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lovely day today. First off I worked 9 1/2 hours when I was scheduled for 8 because we work until we finish. Also seemed like the rear end in a top hat brigade was out in force today. Saw a lady open up the door to the back room and yell "HEY ANYONE BACK HERE?". She then turned around, saw me, and said "Do you work here?" and I actually had to pause a second to stop myself from saying no. I'm also getting tired of people whispering their questions to me. Even if I wasn't half deaf I wouldn't be able to hear that poo poo.
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Sep 3, 2010 23:16
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Hey if you order groceries online, proofread your order. Had a lady yesterday order 22 tubs of rocky road ice cream. Driver gets there and she says she only wanted 2. That means we had to refund $100 and that goes against our score
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Sep 4, 2010 19:42
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Somebody spit their gum out onto the floor and now it needs to be scraped off
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Sep 5, 2010 18:13
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I have tomorrow off WITH pay 
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Sep 5, 2010 20:38
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Just have to work friday and saturday and then 2 weeks of sweet sweet vacation 
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Sep 8, 2010 20:37
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A Dapper Man posted:The only thing worse than this is the stupid jackasses looking for a 20+ pound turkey the night before Thanksgiving. Yeah, just a little late there, and even if we did have it, it would be a bitch getting it defrosted in time.
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Sep 9, 2010 06:02
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Tomorrow I go on vacation and its the most time I've had off in 4 years and its only 2 weeks
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Sep 11, 2010 21:01
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Only 1 more day of vacation left
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Sep 25, 2010 03:04
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Had 2 weeks of vacation, came back today and now have the next 3 days off.
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Sep 27, 2010 03:57
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I've only been shopped once in 4 years because they just don't come in early enough to catch me. I got 100% on it too
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Oct 16, 2010 20:05
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Big Taint posted:I work for a Swedish clothing retailer. Last week was Fleet Week in San Francisco, and the Blue Angels were flying around. A jet fighter flying around that low is not quiet. I was ringing up a customer when they flew close enough that you could hear it inside the store, and she asked, "What is that noise, the cable cars?" You should have been hear in Seattle when the jets went supersonic. Felt like someone threw a car at my house
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Oct 17, 2010 19:28
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Supeerme posted:oh right. I had a laptop that came with it pre-installed. I couldn't install Mcafee on it thanks to that. Why would you want to?
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Oct 23, 2010 00:55
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gently caress union voted to strike if they don't come to a resolution by monday
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Nov 11, 2010 20:52
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Well I've got enough poo poo I can sell (I'm a game collector) to get me through a strike while I look for a new job. Wish the strike vote was a month later, I was just about to get out of this job but didn't want to leave until I had a new one.
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Nov 12, 2010 00:18
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PHEW talked to the union and we AREN'T one of the unions that are going to strike. We have an agreement with them that whatever they vote for, we do too, but I guess that only applies to contracts
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Nov 12, 2010 23:46
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Welp tomorrow begins the worst six days of the year for me
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Nov 18, 2010 23:49
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My department is closed thursday and friday
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Nov 20, 2010 01:27
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Got into work this morning and got sent home because my department was closed because of the snowstorm
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Nov 25, 2010 00:55
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Chicken Doodle posted:I'm being a personal shopper until Christmas. Fine. It gets me off my arse and I get to help people everywhere in the store. Welcome to my world. All I want to do is finish picking so I can go home but lazy assholes need to order enough food to get them through a nuclear holocaust. This week I worked more hours than Thanksgiving week, my feet are killing me, my back hurts, and I'm pissed off at our idiot drivers for being spineless assholes. Also a bird is trapped in our backroom and the store wont do anything about it
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Dec 6, 2010 04:59
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I've never once been late for work, and I drive.
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Dec 8, 2010 22:57
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Tonight I am constructing parts of a trap I will use tomorrow to catch a bird that has been stuck in our back room for 3 weeks now.
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Dec 12, 2010 02:11
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Didn't catch the bird. Also "stuck" may be the wrong choice of words. The bird is pretty fat and seems to like it back there. EDIT: Don't have a camera sorry.
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Dec 12, 2010 20:28
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There are now 2 birds in the back 
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Dec 21, 2010 00:30
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I haven't worn my name tag in over a year now and no one has ever noticed.
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Dec 31, 2010 21:52
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Smells like something died in our backroom
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Jan 23, 2011 00:35
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BigDave posted:Jesus, that is hosed up. Drink yourself unconscious
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gently caress you if you don't tip you get what you deserve.
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