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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


ESPN is reporting that "Blake Bortles" is going to play for the Packers but there is no way thats a real name.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Blake Bortles is old news. Itís all about Decaprio Bootle now.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005



fartknocker posted:

Blake Bortles is old news. Itís all about Decaprio Bootle now.

Did the defector do a Name of the Year contest yet? I'm pretty sure they did one before becoming the Defector because it had a former classmate of my wife in it (Voltaire Casino). Dicaprio Bootle would have to be on the bracket.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.√ʬĬĚ

No Safe Word posted:

(Voltaire Casino).

Is that not the name of a Bomberman64 bad guy?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

DildenAnders posted:

Is that not the name of a Bomberman64 bad guy?

It sounds like someone trying to reference Swingers in the most oblique way possible.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


No Safe Word posted:

Did the defector do a Name of the Year contest yet? I'm pretty sure they did one before becoming the Defector because it had a former classmate of my wife in it (Voltaire Casino). Dicaprio Bootle would have to be on the bracket.

Voltaire Casino is such an incredible name. Wow.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005



NickRoweFillea posted:

Voltaire Casino is such an incredible name. Wow.

And yet it was a first round exit (it was 2019 apparently, not 2020):

https://challonge.com/NameOfTheYear2019


I found last year's pre-Defector one as well: https://unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com/heres-your-2020-name-of-the-year-bracket/ and it was in April of last year, so it seems like we're overdue

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011



No Safe Word posted:

And yet it was a first round exit (it was 2019 apparently, not 2020):

https://challonge.com/NameOfTheYear2019


I found last year's pre-Defector one as well: https://unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com/heres-your-2020-name-of-the-year-bracket/ and it was in April of last year, so it seems like we're overdue

Truman Peyote deserved a better first round seed than Storm Duck.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




justice for Mike Diaper

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play


My wife had Jizyah Shorts' business card waiting on her desk when she started a new job a couple years ago, right after that tournament. We take very good care of that one

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