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hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Things Peter King will steal to pad his sports column:

-baseballs from small children
-factoids from better sports writers
-twitter feeds from dead shooting victims

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20121217/week-15/?sct=hp_wr_a2&eref=sihp

(go to Page 4)

hcreight fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Dec 17, 2012

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hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Someone tell Plaschke about internet porn so that he'll vanish from the public eye and never produce another column again.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Michelle Malkin is an Oberlin grad. She really ought to win that title.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Banned from Yankee clubhouse:
-Long hair
-Beards
-Soup

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
MY GIRL CELEBRITY FRIEND

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

MourningView posted:

I'm glad he's dropping this politics bullshit to get back to something important like projecting the performance of baseball players.

Right after the election he said, either in an interview or in his blog, that he was thinking about moving on from politics to something else. It's just a little surprising he'd return to baseball/sports. Dude has enough clout now that he could probably go start his own website and do whatever the hell he wants. I hope he's getting a nice payday here, at least.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Deadspin made a successful FOIA request for the e-mails that Darren Rovell sent to a U. of Michigan professor about a former student who made fun of him on twitter.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Here's the full text. It's a goddamn masterpiece:

I wasn't even aware until now that ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER's sphere of influence casts that wide a net (I mostly know him from his Giant Bomb stuff). His 12.8K twitter followers aren't nearly enough.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Reminder: the best way to fight back against Shaugnessy is to not click on that link. We know what he is doing. He knows what he is doing. The Globe knows what he is doing. Don't support him by giving his columns web traffic.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

Crion posted:

I hunted this quote down because I had to see in what context Peter King was allowed to write about baseball, and as bad as this is, it's got nothing on the fact that King is so impressed with himself and his own thoughts that he used letter headings to triple the size of his Ten Things I Think vanity segment (item 10 is composed of 20 sub-headings labelled "a" through "t")

SI has had him cover stuff like Spring Training in the past too. But yeah, he is woefully unqualified to have opinions about baseball. Even moreso than football.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first brand sentient man.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
The whole state must suffer for Ohio State. No remorse.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Apparently Stephen A. Smith is going on Sean Hannity's radio show at 4:30 ET. In case you needed to be driven to insanity this afternoon.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Deadspin's at it with hard hitting investigative journalism again.

(Article is SFW but contains links to NSFW pics.)

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

quote:

Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and pornography.

Wait, where do I sign up for this brave new world of Porn Baseball?

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

Scaramouche posted:

So Rice got released and Obama made a speech about it ("a real man doesn't hit a woman"), any entertaining meltdowns/reversals? I don't follow NFL at all so I wouldn't even know where to look.

This kind of sums up the whole thing pretty well.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Robert Lipsyte put up another ombudsman piece where he deems the Simmons suspension justifiable.

http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman/post/_/id/462/strengths-weaknesses-and-suspensions

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Silver did apologize almost immediately when people pointed out that sharing that story was in poor taste.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
It might indicate that he really is on the outs with ESPN and doesn't really give a gently caress if they suspend him again.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
This is technically old, but I feel it's worth sharing. Deadspin did a Worst American Sports Journalism of 2014 article the other day. Jeff Pearlman was one of the dishonorees, for a column where he refused to condemn Ray Rice since Jeff had done some lovely stuff as a college student.

quote:

Ray Rice deserves to be tattooed and branded and damned. He does. But if this job has taught me one thing, it's that no one is black or white. Not Rocker (who has done great work with veterans). Not Vick (an amazing rebound). Not Strawberry. Not Jeff Pearlman—who drove drunk in college; who had unprotected sex in college; who cheated on a test as a freshman. We all do bad things. On occasion, v-e-r-y bad things.

For those keeping score:

Things Jeff Pearlman will not call your mom about :
-drunk driving
-not wearing a condom
-cheating on tests
-beating your girlfriend

Things Jeff Pearlman will call your mom about :
-dissing him in a comments section

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
I'm not saying it is, but ol' Jeff here is the one equating it with drunk driving and domestic abuse.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...


:laugh:

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

morestuff posted:

This has already been called out as lovely on Deadspin which means everyone has probably seen it, but it's really super lovely.

Don'treadthecommentssectiondon'treadthecommentssectiondon'treadthecommentssection :negative:

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Them being a lovely company doesn't justify the deplorable things she said to that woman. A college degree isn't a ticket to look down upon other people.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
So, yeah, anyone hoping for Simmons to do an ESPN bashing guest column or something for Deadspin, don't hold your breath.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Apparently Joel McHale will be hosting the ESPYS. Man, if ESPN didn't like Simmons making GBS threads all over Goodell...

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Where do people get this notion that employees can't (or shouldn't) lose their jobs for misconduct outside the workplace? It happens all the time, in many different fields.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

Lockback posted:

I think the notion is you shouldn't punish someone at 27 for things that they did when they were 15, which doesn't strike me as that heinous of position. I think whats different here is the particular role this guy held which to me is pretty relevant, but I mostly don't care.

Yeah, as repugnant as I may find the behavior of the Family Research Council, it's completely understandable why they wouldn't want a confirmed child molester as an executive. Kornheiser acting like it was some sort of violation to make what Duggar did public is obscene, regardless.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
I guess Keith wants to take a vacation...

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/605779850717036544

quote:

With Blatter's resignation I'd like to congratulate @NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on his ascension to World's Worst Sports Executive.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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ESPN also has the tweet in an article linked on their front page, so yeah, I guess this is fair game.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
It doesn't do ESPN any good to get in a pissing match with Simmons. They'll probably just ignore anything he does, much like they do with their other frequent detractors (Deadspin).

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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Edit: Beaten. :smith:

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Didn't even mean to do that!

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
You always skip years 7 and 8 in order to maintain your brand. Duh.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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Mike Schur/Ken Tremendous started a tumblr last week and while it's mostly been politically focused so far, today he did a FJM-style takedown of a very bad Bill Plaschke column.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Still hoping Rovell gets fired in this round of ESPN cuts, if for no other reason than to have his beloved 'free market' betray him

So far the layoffs seem pretty targeted at specific beats on the site, so I'll be (pleasantly) surprised if their Professional Brandsman doesn't live to tweet another day.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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Stark feels like a bit of a surprise, if only because he's been there for loving ever.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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Adun posted:

They also axed Trent Dilfer

I'm going to just pretend this had nothing to do with the other layoffs and happened because Trent Dilfer is terrible.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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Len Elmore and Jay Crawford both tweeted that they got axed. It does seem like bigger names are coming out as the afternoon goes on, so I'm wondering if we'll see a few more "surprises" before the day ends.

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hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

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Deadspin's come a long way since the Daulerio days when they were basically Barstool Lite. Ratto was an inspired hire and most of their staff ranges from fine to good. Magary is still a fun read if you're into his style of assholishness. They even got Charlie Pierce to do a guest column on Jim Bouton yesterday.

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