Sports Journalism Tumblr: A Black self-insert character called Jabaal Abdul-Simmons

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gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

Groucho Marxist posted:

It owns because that is a Bleacher Report slideshow

This picture almost makes the whole stupid thing worth it

# ¿ Feb 15, 2011 00:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:08

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

leokitty posted:

What the gently caress?

Massachusetts cops. I was working pizza delivery a few years back and a local cop followed me for two miles from the pizza place to the apartment complex I was delivering to, blues and twos come on, first words out of his mouth are "so how much ya had to smoke tonight."

Also this just recently happened in my hometown: http://www.eagletribune.com/local/x1221300892/Report-Salisbury-police-chief-gave-cash-for-sex

# ¿ Mar 1, 2011 02:06

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

BackInTheUSSR posted:

ALSO
As I've said before, I'm an editor at my college paper and have seen some horrors of student journalism. I want to share the worst thing I've ever seen. It's not sports related but I don't care. It's about UCF potentially removing the arboretum to add more buildings. Which is awesome.

I will highlight the ending:

I think my favorite thing about this is the fact that every sentence is a paragraph. Surely the hallmark of effective writing.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2011 15:38

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

Man he's really buying into the MLB-created "Boston-Philadelphia rivalry!!!!" thing, isn't he?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2011 18:17

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

If someone were to break Rick Reilly's writin' hand I'd be much obliged

# ¿ Apr 22, 2011 18:07

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

caucasians write better columns in my opinion

what its just my opinion

browns write better with their superior fast-twitch muscle fibers

# ¿ Apr 27, 2011 01:56

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

hcreight posted:

Bill Simmons needs to stop referencing sabermetric stats until he can stop turning them into TV analogies.

Also he's wrong because Night Court owned

# ¿ Sep 25, 2011 16:14

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:08

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

"Nascent dwarf planet" is probably the best fat joke I've seen in some time, if I'm honest

# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 18:42

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