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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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In less depressing news, Jeff Sullivan is on a roll lately.


10 Worst Pitches of 2011


As soon as I saw #10, I knew it was going to be a Good List.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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So SBNation is making a big push for its bloggers to post video content. They launched Youtube channels for almost every individual blog. The results? Well, see for yourself.

Benne fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Mar 11, 2012

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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ButtView posted:

Shutdown Fullback seems like it could be pretty good once Hall gets used to being on camera. The NFL Draft bit in their first one was funny.

This is the only video series I have hope for.


Everything else? Uh, stick to the written word. SBN backfired spectacularly here.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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ESPN, for whatever reason, is ranking the best 500 players in baseball.


Here's the bottom 100. This will end well.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Here's part 2 of the 500 list.


I love that Hong-Chih Kuo, the guy that just got released after putting up an ERA of like 40, is the 367th best player in baseball.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Here's Jeff Sullivan's take on the Dinger Machine.

Not much that we didn't already know, but I'm fascinated to see how this plays out in the regular season.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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ElwoodCuse posted:

There has never been a home run hit to right field at Petco Park ever? Is this some kind of sarcasm or do they mean the power alley or something? I know the place is big but goddamn.


You must not read much Sullivan.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I know Page 2 hasn't been funny or relevant for about 7 years, but this is still kinda sad. End of an era.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Rob Neyer has a video mailbag now. I seriously can't get over his lazy eye.



E: I'm about 5 minutes in. I know premiere episodes are always rough but there are way too many jump cuts. Rehearse your lines, Rob!

Benne fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Apr 26, 2012

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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MourningView posted:

I like Shutdown Fullback now that Spencer has gotten used to being on camera, but it is pretty slim pickings beyond that.

Yeah, that show is great. They had an uphill battle launching a new show during the driest period in college football, but they made it work. The Clemson video had me in stitches.

Ufford and Rubenstein are pretty good too, but I think they're limited by the short 4-minute format. If they did a weekly 30-minute Floor episode, they'd have much more time to bounce off each other, which is their biggest strength. It could be like PTI or ATH if the hosts actually liked each other. But I think SBN is demanding daily, constant content, so we get these watered-down segments instead.

Also, Amy pulls great interviews. The channel has more potential than I thought, but they still need to iron out the rough edges.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I like whoever runs the LA Kings Twitter:

quote:

LA Kings ‏ @LAKings
100,000 followers! Wow. Thanks for following us. And no, Sarah Phillips, @LAKings is not for sale.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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morestuff posted:

People get very, very angry if you take away their sports, and they'll switch providers if you try to take it away from them. They don't get as pissed if you take away White Collar.

If I'm remembering Those Guys Have All The Fun correctly, it also has to do with how the initial deal with cable providers was set. There was some ridiculous escalator in the contract and the providers were under a lot of pressure to sign the deal.

I'd be interested to see how much cable subscriptions spiked when ESPN got the MNF contract. That's a loving American institution, and I guarantee enough people got pissed at ABC losing it that they got cable just to watch it.

Admittedly, it may be a wash since NBC got SNF to fill the OTA primetime void.

Benne fucked around with this message at 07:23 on May 3, 2012

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Henry Meowlins posted:

So Nilish Prasad is basically the puppet master behind all of this, according to an update. He started dating Sarah when she was in junior high and he in high school. Here's an actual picture of the two of them from 2010 (source is deadspin)




So even the pictures that she now says are "really her" are fake. I really doubt she has even been the primary author of anything at this point.

This is getting more :psyduck: by the day.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Grantland has a fantastic article on Greg Oden. I'm not spoiling anything, just read it.


http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7908766/a-rare-interview-former-no-1-overall-pick-greg-oden-injury-plagued-career

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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So Jeff Sullivan left Baseball Nation to become the 483rd writer on Fangraphs. This increases the number of good and/or interesting FG writers to...1? Maybe 2, if you're the type that hate-read's Cameron's stuff.



Meanwhile, Al Yellon still has a job for some reason.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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seiferguy posted:

SB Nation is redoing all of their logos for their "united" campaign: you can check em out here: http://www.sbnation.com/united

I love that LL still kept the Richie Sexson failure theme.

Why does the Space Needle look like it's about to collapse? :ohdear:


E: the Red Sox having pennants in its logo is the most Red Sox thing ever.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Grant Brisbee has penned his masterpiece.


http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/11/15/3651732/the-end-of-liberty-baseball-in-america

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Some guy wrote an article trying to pretend that the Lingerie Football League should be taken seriously.

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2012/11/20/3649738/lingerie-football-league

The author at the bottom looks exactly like you'd expect him to look.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Benne posted:

Some guy wrote an article trying to pretend that the Lingerie Football League should be taken seriously.

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2012/11/20/3649738/lingerie-football-league

The author at the bottom looks exactly like you'd expect him to look.

Aaannnddd just like clockwork a Redditor MRA shows up in the comments. Read at your own risk.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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SB Nation did a fun look back at all the weird, obscure poo poo ESPN used to air. See how many of these you recognize


http://www.sbnation.com/2013/1/14/3767596/old-espn-tv-shows



E: Looks like Stuart Scott's cancer came back.


https://twitter.com/StuartScott/status/290987976622755841


I didn't even know he had it the first time.

Benne fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jan 15, 2013

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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In general, most of SB Nation's team blogs aren't too bad, and even the weakest ones are just forgettable at worst. But every so often, someone squeezes out a turd that wouldn't hack it at B/R. I bet you couldn't even guess what team it's about!

http://www.patspulpit.com/2013/1/20/3898408/ravens-vs-patriots-what-we-learned-from-the-afc-championship-game

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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This is it. Remember this day, people, the moment when SportsCenter finally died.

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013..._medium=twitter

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Badfinger posted:

The reason to watch ESPN used to be SportsCenter and a bunch of crazy poo poo like World's Strongest Man and the Outdoor Games (it was the mid-2000s when that stuff was on, and it feels like it was 2 decades ago).

Now the reason to watch ESPN is live sports broadcasts, and nothing else. For everything else that can be said about them (and is true) they still have some unmatched broadcast coverage, along with access to virtually everything because of mommy and daddy Disney and ABC.

Bring back Cheap Seats you dumb bastards :mad:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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So Tim McCarver confirmed that this will be his last season calling baseball



FOX will somehow manage to find someone even worse to replace him

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Guess who picked up on the story? :getin:


http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2013/03/29/the_polarization_of_america_on_display_in_ncaa_tournament_coverage

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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College recruiting is the creepiest drat thing in all of sports.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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SB Nation has been hitting it out of the park with their longform articles. Here's the latest one on the Trufant family

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/4/30/4281884/desmond-marcus-trufant-profile-nfl-seahawks-falcons

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Apparently we've all been duped, and the Fab Five were playing for Michigan State the whole time :tinfoil:

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/may/screengrab-snafu-the-michigan-state-fab-five.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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This is it. We have reached Peak Reilly

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/9261432/jets-view-stanza

I need that giant :psyboom: that explodes into a million tiny psyducks

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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In light of Rick Reilly's latest piece of poo poo column, Deadspin friendly reminds us that he used to be a brilliant writer

http://deadspin.com/5295590/rick-re...dium=socialflow

I wonder when was the exact moment Reilly stopped giving a poo poo. Even before he took the millions at ESPN his SI columns were on a steady decline for years.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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morestuff posted:

Andrew Sharp from SBNation is also moving over there.

gently caress, I guess this means no more Troll Tuesday :(

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Apparently ESPN is laying off hundreds of employees

http://deadspin.com/source-espn-lay...dium=socialflow

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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SI has a great interview with ESPN's new ombudsman

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/more/news/20130527/espn-ombudsman-robert-lipsyte-paul-finebaum/?sct=hp_wr_a2&eref=sihp

Here's the money section:

quote:

SI.com: You have been a critic of jock culture throughout your professional career. Do you consider ESPN to be emblematic of a jock culture on air?

Lipsyte: You bet.

SI.com: How so?

Lipsyte: I think that very often -- and particularly in SportsCenter -- there is that kind of sense of being of the sport and of the sports world. I am also aware what the E in ESPN stands for. I am really more concerned, if I am being critical, of what would be seen as journalistic lapses than entertainment bad taste. I think one of the things here is to tease out the difference between what would be seen as entertainment and what would be seen as journalism. I suspect that's not so easy and not so easy for ESPN. I think that is something they are very much aware of and why they put ombudsman in place.

SI.com: How do you view the culture of debate at ESPN?

Lipsyte: I wrote a city column for the New York Times and for one whole year I covered a New York City high school debate team as if it was a varsity sport. It was fascinating. I am kind of aware of what debate is about so I don't think that is debate. That's not a debate with rules and points of view. That is very often just loud caterwauling. Now, is that entertainment or journalism? Richard Sherman and Skip Bayless? Is that debate? What is that? I think that is something I have not really thought about but something I really will think about. It's been certainly dealt with before and I think [former ESPN ombudsman] Le Anne's [Schreiber] take was "Would you shut up a little?" But I have not paid attention to it and watched it day after day.

Sounds like a good hire. I look forward to his work.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Sash! posted:


And if you're tempted to listen to a call in sports radio show, you should probably throw yourself out a window. Oh, and if you're in Pittsburgh and its Mark Madden, try to find a way to take him with you.

Replace "Pittsburgh" with "Seattle" and "Mark Madden" with "everybody on KJR" and you have my predicament.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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SB Nation's latest longform talks about the greatest sport of all time.


:swoon: MOTHERFUCKING BATTLEBOTS :swoon:

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/6/18/4438250/battlebots-robot-wars-combat-oral-history

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Robert Lipstye has his first ombudsman column on ESPN

http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman/tag/_/name/robert-lipsyte

This is going to be fun :munch:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Cowherd is getting his own TV show on Sunday mornings

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/07/01/colin-cowherd-is-getting-his-own-weekly-tv-football-show-on-espn/

Because we didn't have enough lovely Sunday shows already

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Honestly why would I bother turning into ESPN now-a-days?

Their soccer coverage is pretty drat good. I'm looking forward to the new ESPN FC show.


We only got a couple more years of Ley and Ian Darke before FOX ruins the World Cup :sigh:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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ESPN showed slow-pitch softball on this Saturday morning.


Once in a while, the network is still worth watching :allears:

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Peter King is doing an AMA http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1itqoc/i_am_peter_king_sports_illustrateds_senior_nfl/


It's going about as well as you'd expect

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