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DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

General Dog posted:

I refuse to be lumped in with that disgusting pile of racists and xenophobes just because I’m a pro-capital authoritarian. :colbert:

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DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
I keep forgetting the same company owns both ESPN and Star Wars. I didn't think white suburbanites could become even more enthralled to Disney than they already were, but lo and behold Adam Schefter has the scoop that Folks, Lives Will Be Changed,

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Dexo posted:

There is stuff that Disney owns that I very much enjoy, and would like to rewatch.

If Disney was forced to sell their poo poo off right now and get broken up and destroyed or whatever I would not shed a tear.

Quick, tell Peter Thiel Disney made fun of him!

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Coco13 posted:

Is Luka Donicic The NBA's Next Rapidash?

No idea, but Eric Bledsoe is definitley Feraligatr in terms of career progression.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Peanut President posted:

lebron james is the... (struggling to think of pokemon) the...krabby of the la lakers

LeBron is OBVIOUSLY Dragonite. Underwhelmong in the first generation (Rookie year with the Cavs) but then the absolute best in the league (OU) come 2014 (Against the Warriors.) Extremespeed (LeBron's sneaky good 3 Point shot) gives him an amazing edge.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Now what Wire character LeBron is, is absolutely up for debate.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Peanut President posted:

yeah but see he's krabby because he's always upset :colbert:

KRABBY IS AN UNEVOLVED POKEMON IF ANYTHING BRONYY WOULD BE KRABBY AND LEBRON WOULD BE KINGLER BUT EVEN THEN KINGLER IS TRASH LIKE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE LIKE MAYBE KENDRICK PERKINS WOULD BE KINGLER NOT EVEN KRABBY AND NOW IM SCREAMING AND WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE MAN.
Michale Carter Williams is Sandslash.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

BWV posted:

"Hey, I'm (insert random running back) nice to meet you"
(random running back)?! Didn't you lead the league in rushing last year with over 10 TDS?! You were the heart and soul of the (team)'s offense.
What a cool party, even (random football guy) is here!
I wish they would have the stones to have other, uh "celebrity" NFL players as cameos.
"HOLY poo poo!"
"What man?"
"IS THAT- NO WAY"
"What the hell is wrong with you man?"
"RAE CARRUTH I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!"

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

So, for everyone that was worried about SI being gutted after the Mavening:

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1201299977789722624

You have every reason to be

What do you mean? I never would've known Justin Tucker was a good kicker, or that the Ravens won, had it not been for the new SI. Too many words = BORING NERD STUFF.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

drat I never realized the Mike's publicly commented on their marriage to each other.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Albino Squirrel posted:

And this is what happens if you don't stick to sporps. You hate to see it.

Dave Portnoy loves that Deadspin is now stuck at sports.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

morestuff posted:

I mean name a stable media job outside the NYT

SBNation Fan Contributor!
Wait a sec...

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

R.D. Mangles posted:

the most stable job in the world is to be one of the 12 never-trump republicans and get your pick between prestigious op-ed jobs.

That, or a "pragmatic", Red-State Democrat who wants to "pump the brakes on all this Medicare stuff" and doesn't see anything wrong with billionaire funding.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Well, look on the bright side:



We'll all be dead eventually.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

DJExile posted:

It was from 2013 and hoo boy

drat that's beautiful. It takes a basketball team losing a non-elimination game at home for him to Truly Realize the gravity of the (probably government-sponsored) ) murder of the most prominent, tolerant Civil Right leader this country has ever seen.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

I don't mean to "well actually" such a good post, but that's not where Fred Hampton was killed.

I said tolerant, not effective. If I were going for that I'd probably say Stokley Carmichael.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

DeimosRising posted:

All pedantry anyway. It’s never a bad time to remember Fred Hampton was murdered by the Chicago PD and FBI because they feared the effectiveness of Maoism with the US underclass

And MLK was murdered because he was making a public turn towards socialism too

It is extremely telling that governemt influence led to guys like MLK, Hampton and Malcolm X being murdered (as well as Stokley Carmichael fleeing the country) while a guy like Louis Farrakhan lives to this day. And that's not even getting started with the types of people the CIA had killed overseas, though I think Thomas Sankara is probably the most stark example I can cite.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

The X-man cometh posted:

Patrice Lumumba (who was a soccer player to keep this on sports)

Lumumba is another pretty clear-cut case of a guy being murdered because he threatened Western Interests, as well as the fact that he petitioned for Soviet Assistance (though notably only after he was denied help by the US). It goes without saying that he 100% did not deserve to die, and in an ideal world those responsible for his death would face consequences. But I think Sankara is the best example for a lot of reasons. First off, the Burkinabè movement never sought help from any foreign power, it's entire purpose was to make Burkina Faso self-sufficient, so there was absolutely no "Soviet influence" or anything like that to even misguidedly warrant the tampering. Additionally, Burkina Faso is a tiny country of mostly subsistence farmers. It isn't rich with oil or rare metals like the Congo. It has no real economic or strategic importance in the eyes of the US. There was really nothing materially gained by western control of the country. All this makes it abundantly clear that the reason Sankara was killed was because his message was effective. He nationalized farms in a logical, unbiased way, reinvested debt repayment into development, outlawed discrimination towards women, and within 2 years farming efficiency increased by 60% (in a country where people depended on it for their lives, not just a source of revenue). I really implore any and everyone to read more about him, what he did in Burkina Faso was really unprecedented and unfortunately, because it's such a small country it's not very well known. Especially people who have an interest in the Cold War, or post-colonial history. It's sad but fascinating.
This is related to sports because Sankara wrote the national anthem to Burkina Faso, and they play the national anthem during sports games.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

ilmucche posted:

I was trying to find an old hockey story and came across this blisteringly stupid take on the bertuzzi-moore incident:

https://www.straight.com/blogra/310796/steve-moore-didnt-deserve-dime-todd-bertuzzi-hit

Came across another article written this summer that says it wasn't bertuzzi's fault, and that the incident put a stop to his career. Sure he had pressure to do something, but he played for another decade

That article is full of steaming-hot takes. I'm honestly shocked it was written in 2014, it sounds like something from the 60's.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

BWV posted:

Are we sure World War One was even Great?

If WW1 was a character from the Wire, which would it be?: Our panel of Expert NBA podcasters weighs in.

Simmonds: Well obviously it's got to be Snot Boogy right? It's the thing that came first, kind of tragic but also a little funny at the same time. The OG so to speak. But here's- This is the nail in the coffin, I think. Completely forgotten. WW1 was like completely overshadowed by WW2. And same thing with Snot Boogy. Everyone talks about D-Day and DeAngelo Barksdale, never Snot Boogy or Verdun. Completely forgotten. No One Denies This.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

BWV posted:

Gun to your head, does The Black Hand win the Dion Waiters award or do you think that goes to the Red Baron, who when you think about it, was really like Pedro in 02/03. Listen, I'm not afraid to say it (and I did by the way during my retro live blog of 1917) but Verdun was really one of the all time "how many men do you really need" moments. People think it's about depth but one of my first rules of world waring is that you should always bet on the side with the tallest fortifications. It's like common sense and any 18 year old who plays Total War knows that. I had Clemenceau on the pod and he basically said that they weren't going to quit once they adopted that "nobody believes in us " energy.

I like yours better

Thank you, I'm honored considering I've never even actually listened/read any of Simmonds stuff, just know his reputation from lurking on Deadspin for years.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
Let's be honest. Let's say what everyone is thinking. The Western Conference is more unbalanced and exploitative right now than the Berlin Conference. The play of Golden State is more cruel and inhumanitarian than the Congo Free State, and Steve Kerr is responsible for more atrocities than King Leopold. "Heart of Darkness" is actually referring to the 8-15th seeds in the West right now.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Harden's pot stirring celebration is actually about processing natural rubber.

I heard there's a clause in Ben McLemore's contract that if, at the end of the season, his 3 Point % is less than 35%, they'll cut off his left hand. Rumor has it that's what Gerald Green's been out with.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

sportsgenius86 posted:

Bill Simmons loving over a union for personal gain is a prime example of the Sobotka Theory

Does that make John Skipper the Greek, considering no one's heard of him since?

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
I hate to link to a G/O Media site but I think this is a good read all things considered.
https://deadspin.com/why-the-gently caress-isnt-kobe-bryant-a-pariah-yet-1829494689

It's sad that he and his young daughter died, but holt poo poo was that rape case vile. And the fact that it's now the playbook of poo poo stains like Matt Lauer (admit to everything but claim the sex was consensual) shows you it will continue to have a part in ruining people's lives now that Kobe's is over. Not that there wasn't a fair share of old fashioned bullying tactics, like publicly identifying the accuser to intimidate and encourage harassment against her, but the change from Deny Everything to claim the woman is just embarrassed/wants a payday is pretty stark.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

CharlestheHammer posted:

Hitler wasn’t even a very good leader.

The Nazis were a terribly run organization

Yeah I've encountered that particular bit of hair-brained, fascist apologetic stupidity at my job. A comparison of 1932 Germany and 1946 Germany was all it took to disabuse them of that notion; not that the Weimar Republic was some shining beacon of excellency, but Germany was at the very least a country of its own, not a rope being tugged by the worlds largest military powers.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

AsInHowe posted:

Finally, a casino where the dealer hits on 17

Sheeeeesshhh

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

habeasdorkus posted:

NHL Apex predators
Canucks (orcas)
Bruins (ursus arctos horribilis)
Preds (smilodon fatalis)
Kings (l'etat c'est moi)
Devils (prey on mankinds' souls)

Panthers don't get in, they're occasionally eaten by lions and tigers.

Islanders are decomposers.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Dolphins murder the ever living crap out of sharks. And I'm sure an orca (Canuck) wouldn't have any trouble with a wee little Cartilaginous fish, regardless of how mant layers of teeth it has. Also I'd like to submit Rangers for consideration; Rangers almost always have guns, and therefore can kill anything. Case closed.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

Idk, yeah it comes off as a bit crotchety, but I think he has correctly identified the NFL's messaging problem: it's far too diverse and not nearly jingoistic enough. Hell, with war with Iran possibly on the horizon, how in white Jesus's good name did they leave Pat Tillman's grave unexposed?!?!
/s

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
https://www.truthdig.com/articles/after-pats-birthday-2/
In all seriousness this should be read aloud before every NFL game instead of the national anthem.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

chris christie is real though?

Chris Christie is absolutely among the lucky few with 3 "halves".

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

morestuff posted:

New Ringer podcast off to a good start



Of course they're gonna talk about the manifesto of the goddamn Unabomber like it has some "interesting ideas." Ugh just such pseudoscientific nonsense. Like he was a very intelligent math professor and engineer of some sort, but was certainly not the philosopher he seemed to think he was. It's all just a mish mash of typical, white male aggrandizing drivel, suggesting all of societies ills are the fault of the white man stooping down to others. It's really stupid and boring and I wish people would stop giving it credibility. I'm sure there are significantly less racist and more informed opinions on the idea that technological progression maybe hasn't helped as much as we think.
The really interesting thing about the Unabomber story is what they did to that guy at Harvard, it's absolutely bonkers and isn't discussed nearly enough when the Unabomber comes up.
https://ahrp.org/1959-1962-harvard-and-the-making-of-the-unabomber/

morestuff posted:

New Ringer podcast off to a good start


DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Sir this is a Wendy’s

If I can't note the "Genetic Hygiene" advocacy lurking inside the most popular Neo-Luddite manifesto of our time, then I will happily take my business elsewhere, fascist. 4 for 4 is overrated anyway.
In other news, any word on how well UTSB did/ if there's any chance Deadspin returns?

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

iwentdoodie posted:

Any ad read that isnt Bill Burr is a bad ad read.

I understand they're an acquired taste, but "Cum Town" has the absolute best ad reads on earth. Also they're sports journalists because they talk about sports betting sometimes.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
Belugh, Vichy Deadspin makes me even angrier than the Fall of Deadspin did. Part of what made Deadspin nice was that they weren't breaking their shoulders patting themselves on the back for being "in your face."

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”

BWV posted:

Vichy Deadspin. Art. Marry me.

Hey! Check the last page, I'm the one who coined that phrase on this thread. I was going to try to make a "Manchuko" pun but uh im not clever enough to make it work.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
Vichy Deadspin is trying so hard, and only making it so much worse. I'm not a big style guide person, but a 3 sentence headline? Seriously?

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
Anyone have a link to the Desean Jackson posts? I hate when stories reference stuff like that but don't include it.

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
drat yeah, I don't really understand the mental gymnastics it takes for someone to believe Hitler (?) of all people was a black Israelite.

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DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.”
Have we evolved or gone backwards now that "Judeo-Bolshevism" is "evil anti-semitic progressivism"? They make about as much sense as each other. Also, this reminds me, has Tim Thomas converted his white mediocrity and soft-coded racism into some sort of pundit position yet?

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