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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

I didn't even know that Hardee's was still a thing, so I guess their creepy ad is a success.


I bet picking through the letters to the editor is the best part of being the editor.

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

howe_sam posted:

There is zero chance Goodell wants to be deposed about this. No way the NFL would sue.

Which I grant you is very different from saying that what Simmons said wasn't libelous.

The NFL would get laughed out of court if they tried to sue. Goodell is a public figure. To get a libel/slander judgment he would have to prove not only that what Simmons said wasn't true but that Simmons believed that it wasn't true and said it anyway in an effort to maliciously damage Goodell.

The law, at least in the US, is set up such that you can pretty much say whatever the gently caress you want to about famous people and there is very little anyone can do about it. Legally speaking, anyway. You can obviously use your massive financial clout to bully your media-bootlicker into suspending the guy who said it.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Was Taters posted:

One of my friends is swearing up and down it's (the suspension is) about the swearing.

I'm not into podcasts - does Simmons not usually swear?

Not all the time, but he does, and his guests do, and it just gets bleeped.


edit: Reading about this on Deadspin linked me to that Bill Polian thing and wow that is way way more egregious than this Simmons stuff.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Bhester posted:

The ombudsman post about Simmons from a couple days ago was hilariously bad.

So, is ESPN trying to bury Simmons before he walks when his contract is up?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Also am I being harsh or does Brian Billick come off like a dickhead in this story?

When has Brian Billick ever come off like anything other than a dickhead?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

tatankatonk posted:

Are you insane real life quidditch is going to be chill as gently caress in 50 years when we have hoverbrooms and get to swoop around through the air chasing snitches and poo poo

By the time that actual flying brooms are technologically feasible, we will have degenerated so much as a society that the top sports will be Rollerball and the Transcontinental Road Race.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

BasicFunk posted:

I didn't know Karl Malone did porn.

Yeah, but it's child porn.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

LARGE THE HEAD posted:

It is a bullshit industry.

You had too many words in your sentence.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

ElwoodCuse posted:

Bill Simmons is the loving worst and it doesn't even involve the Patriots edition: he's whining on Twitter about the Kings missing the playoffs despite seeing his teams win three Stanley Cups since that laughable column where he gave up on hockey forever because the Bruins choked away a series to Montreal a while back.

But how will he explain it to his kids???!!!

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
Jason Whitlock is a racist old white guy trapped in fat black body.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Crazy Ted posted:

The government should intervene to get the NBA back on NBC just so we can hear that song again.

The lack of Roundball Rock in today's NBA is the greatest of David Stern's many, many crimes against basketball.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

hcreight posted:

ESPN also has the tweet in an article linked on their front page, so yeah, I guess this is fair game.

The whole Simmons fiasco basically painted ESPN into a corner. As long as Olbermann doesn't cross into slander/libel, ESPN can't do anything without looking like puppets of the NFL Commissioner's office.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

ElwoodCuse posted:

There was a written one too where they spent like a paragraph on it and said "oh there was this sexual assault thing but no charges got filed so w/e"

They're both psychopaths. At least one of them needs to get locked up before the whole thing ends in a Karla Homolka situation.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

GoutPatrol posted:

Hogan and Gawker will shake hands in the barbershop and then hogan's newly repaired hips will deliver a superkick/legdrop combo

If I was Gawker's legal counsel, I'd call Hogan to the stand and then play Macho Man's "Be a Man Hulk" at him until he agreed to drop his lawsuit.





I would be a terrible attorney.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

BWV posted:

If Whitlock was funny, or had a reputation as someone who wasn't always "telling you what it is" he could've pulled off a joke like that. instead he just seems creepy.

I always enjoy a giant disgusting blubber golem of a man telling women they aren't attractive enough.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

R.D. Mangles posted:

such treachery hasn't been seen since macho man broke up the mega powers

If nothing else, the revelation of the Hulkster sleeping with a friend's wife completely vindicates Macho Man's suspicions.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Lockback posted:

Simmons is filled with impotent rage about deflate gate. It's sorta funny in a sad kind of way.

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons

Ballghazi is wonderful. Boston sports fans are sad and angry, which is always a good thing. And Roger Goodell looks like the idiotic stooge that he is, which is always a good thing. No matter who loses, the forces of right and good win.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
As long as it's not another podcast shilling Squarespace and NatureBox, I'll be glad for it.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Spoeank posted:

Doubling down on Facebook:



What a load of poo poo. Like Roethlisberger would ever miss a chance to witness the first time his son forces his way through a vagina.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
Coming back to this I am finding it really funny that a guy complaining so vigorously about American men getting too soft and PC not using "pussification" and instead opting for softer, more PC "wussification."

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Henchman of Santa posted:

Pete Prisco tried to lord knowing his identity over him.

I wondered about that. I am under the impression that PFTCommenter is just some random internet comedian. Why would knowing who he is mean anything?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

euphronius posted:

Who knew Bush was anti war.

It's true. For the entirety of his presidency, Cheney was able to convice W. that Iraq was the most advanced paintball game ever played.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
Looks like he's playing piano in a bar on a space station.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

FlamingLiberal posted:

More likely they're just going to become the Fox News of sports TV

ESPN is already the Fox News of sports TV.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

chunkles posted:

Save his rear end from what though

The enmity of one Stephen A. Smith. It's dangerous!

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

So It Goes posted:

I love The Wire but Whitlock having a twitter avatar of a Wire character and a bio that lists David Simon as one of his influences is such pseudo-intellectual bullshit that comes off as a desperate attempt to appear cultured.

I think it's great that he's latched onto the number one thing that white people use to pretend they understand black people. Nothing could be more appropriate.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Dutchy posted:

At least suppressing the Pistons-Pacers brawl has some league image protection thing. I have no idea what a broader war on GIFs of home runs and football catches is supposed to accomplish on a practical level.

That poo poo has value, you can't just give it away, for free! The League has to monetize every potential revenue stream to maximize revenue for ownership or we could see the end of the NFL as we know it! You don't want to see the end of the NFL as we know it, do you? DO YOU?!

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
They're paying something like two billion dollars a year to air Monday Night Football. NFL might be THE one guaranteed ratings juggernaut left on TV but that is a ridiculous price.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

BWV posted:

I tend to believe most stuff Howard writes but the entire "Simmons required them to blindside ESPN" info is from a single source, one employed by ESPN. At this point both sides are probably leaking smut like crazy.

I mean, even if Simmons orchestrated the move to do max damage to ESPN, they did they same trying to bury Simmons and kill his reputation after they fired him.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

C. Everett Koop posted:

"ppl fourget" the reason PFTCommenter works so well.

The rise of PFTCommenter makes all of ESPN's hot take factories irrelevant.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Metapod posted:

The spelling bee owns though

Spelling bee broadcasts were justified for all time by that kid who thought his word was "numbnuts"

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
The only time anyone should ever watch baseball is if they need an excuse to drink outside during the day and for some reason they can't go fishing.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Benne posted:

Those takes could power an entire nation for a year, god drat

Hahaha, Andy Furman. That dude was making GBS threads up Cincinnati radio for years before he got shitcanned for making poo poo up about TJ Houshmandzadeh. Hilarious to see he landed on internet radio and doubled down on being a shitlord.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Spoeank posted:

I just clicked on his post history because I got curious what the heck and apparently he lives in my area (went to Levis for Copa Americana) and thinks Chip Kelly is a pedophile (????????????????????????????????)

also his only posts outside of Games and Ray Parlour are this thread so

Clearly an agent for the powerful peppercorn lobby.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

When Darren Rovell goes to hell, it's just going to be normal life except every product is 1980's white-label generic and he will spend every moment for eternity wailing for God to save him.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

sportsgenius86 posted:

lol he is turning into Prop Joe

Prop Joe was actually good at his job.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Noctone posted:

darren rovell is proof that the field of artificial intelligence still has a looooooooooong way to go

Imagine The Terminator but instead of shooting lasers, the robots are shouting corporate slogans and commercial jingles at the humans.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

morestuff posted:

What the hell is Sallofit

It's like Crossfit, but with rape and poo poo-eating.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Retail Slave posted:

Yeah, I can see how it came off like that. What I was trying to say was that I hope he wasn't struggling with some sort of mental illness like depression for quite a long time, because something like that can make your life poo poo. I'm only hoping it was as quick and painless as it possibly could have been for him.

He was overweight and in his 60s. I would say it's a very safe bet he died of a heart attack or stroke.

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

soggybagel posted:

That doesn't even make sense. A billion people get divorced.

And they're all primadonnas who ruin the work environment at their jobs. :mad:

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