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Man, you know your sports journalism sucks when your own newspaper is accusing it's team of taking steroids. Damien Cox is basically saying "Bautista is hitting dingers, bet he's on steroids!" http://thestar.blogs.com/thespin/2010/08/gotta-at-least-ask-the-question.html quote:The Blue Jays, we know, have quietly become known as a bit of a nest for alleged steroid abusers over the years. Clemens played here. Gregg Zaun has been implicated. Ditto for Troy Glaus.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2010 18:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:04 |
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Citoball isn't swinging at pitches as hard as you possibly can and take no pitches, it's Cito Gastion in a back room injecting steroids into his players' rear end. The gig is up, which is why he's retiring at the end of the season.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2010 18:47 |
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At least Deadspin is better than Bleacher Report.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2010 20:14 |
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stuart scott irl posted:Dom Amore re: Cy Young award Geoff Baker, who's actually one of the baseball writers I hate the most, wrote a really good response to that: quote:But it's not so easy to win when your team scores four runs or fewer. The league average for runs per game by a team is above four. So, it stands to reason that, if you score only four, your team will likely lose at least as often as it wins.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2010 22:13 |
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Cy Young should really be the Old Hoss Radbourn award. I'd like to see anyone today pitch 678 innings in one season
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2010 21:41 |
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That year OHR set the single season record for WAR from a pitcher with a 19.8. Hoss owns.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2010 22:39 |
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Captain Charisma posted:woof! woof! woof! woof! I've clearly missed the boat on this joke can someone explain it?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2010 07:28 |
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leokitty posted:Bruce Jenkins? http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Bruce_Jenkins hahaha: quote:Be sure to remember HEEP, SKANK and VLZSKS, while you're at it. We'll be out in the sun, discussing a little thing we like to call "runs batted in." also I CHALLENGE THEE posted:On one of Dave Cameron's 6 org explanation articles someone posted in the comments as "Dave Cameron's Wife" and said simply "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" Thanks: http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Dave_Cameron seiferguy fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Sep 15, 2010 |
# ¿ Sep 15, 2010 20:51 |
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leokitty posted:I consider SKANK to be a very important statistic so Bruce Jenkins was right. I assume Alyssa Milano is the league leader in this.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2010 00:46 |
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All you SABR nerds who hate Derek Jeter can get out: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgDqxz2ARMe03PSBmCEiuRMRvLYF?slug=ea-jeter091410 quote:ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – So the SABR rattlers have pronounced Derek Jeter(notes) old and creaky. The captain’s average is average and his OBP is WTF. The New York Yankees hit king was once the belle of the ball, but now he’s dragging along like a tin can behind a “Just Married” car. The $50 million over three years he’s sure to get from the Yankees this winter is more like a Wall Street golden parachute than a worth-every-penny contract, at least if you listen to the stat wonks. Hey New York, get ready for clubhouse-leading, "Just-Win" Derek Jeter to be back next year with a big contract!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2010 05:08 |
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zakharov posted:The comments on an article about gay couples wanting to be on the Cardinals' kiss cam are truly stunning. The best comment: quote:Joepa1 said on: September 16, 2010, 12:15 pm
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2010 18:40 |
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:Steve Phillips also likes interns. He really likes interns Alternatively...
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2010 03:23 |
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I CHALLENGE THEE posted:The culture at ESPN is basically the sports version of Network Tony Kornheiser is Howard Beale?
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2010 21:22 |
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quote:Rollins is worth more to this team hitting .250 than Utley hitting .300 with 30 dongs, simply because he can catch.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2010 21:10 |
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Your usual "Wins are what count for Cy Young winners" rambling: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/11/feliz-hernandez-cc-sabathia-al-cy-young/1 quote:The AL's Cy Young winner will be announced tomorrow and it probably is going to land in the hands of Felix Hernandez, the proud possessor of a 13-12 record.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 01:16 |
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Tender Bender posted:Why does the Philly media hate Utley again? He's just been... really consistently awesome for them. Like I don't see anything he's done that would make him a scapegoat at all. He used the F-Word during the World Series Championship parade, destroying young fans' virgin ears
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 01:51 |
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The broken bones posted:Is there even a case on record of a girl orchestrating a high school shooting? There will be now
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 07:41 |
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Chase Utley and Dom Brown for Matt Kemp would probably be the greatest trade ever.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 18:23 |
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Mornacale posted:What, no he didn't? Past win-loss record I'm assuming he means the Mariners lost over 20 times Felix made a start regardless if he was the pitcher of record. Edit: haven't looked this up myself if true, but I'm assuming that's the case? Double edit: quick glance at B-R, team lost 17 times while Felix pitched. seiferguy fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Nov 20, 2010 |
# ¿ Nov 20, 2010 01:20 |
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I didn't know journalists were allowed to post fanfic and pass it off as real articles.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2010 22:08 |
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My God, for a second I thought you guys were just posting some random crazy dude who just found the internet and blogging, but he's an actual "journalist"
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2011 23:14 |
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I thought with his blog title of "Just watch the game" there would be tons of ranting about Sabermetrics, but I haven't seen any of that. Instead, I found much much more
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 16:25 |
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SM64Guy posted:Lot of good baseball blogs out there, most of them being on the ESPN Sweet Spot network like The PLatoon Advantage, Rany on the Royals, etc There's some good blogs on SBNation as well (though some not-so-good ones in the mix). Read your favorite teams' blogs and see if you like them. I love Lookout Landing for the Mariners, but I don't particularly care for Field Gulls for the Seahawks.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2011 03:34 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Flashback to late 1991. I'm in Omaha, visiting a friend who was attending Iowa State. We go to a bar to watch an ISU basketball game. The broadcast team finishes the intro and gives us ISU's KEYS to the GAME! They are: Ironically, those are the most accurate keys to every game of practically every sport that has an offense and defense.
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# ¿ May 11, 2011 22:42 |
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I wish this dumbass wasn't writing for the regional newspaper: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/stevekelley/2015064565_kelley16.html quote:Closers are a different breed, as much about attitude as stuff. They have short memories and large egos. They want to pitch in every game that matters. They think the ninth inning should be sponsored by them. The ninth inning belongs to them. Yep, Brandon League's failure as a closer this past week has nothing to do with the fact that he throws fastballs all the time, he lacks "closer mentality."
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# ¿ May 16, 2011 17:16 |
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Chase Utley: World "loving" Champions.
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# ¿ May 24, 2011 21:47 |
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Badfinger posted:A lot of time the premise of an article is what dooms it to Sports Journalism, like this! I swear half the reason people from Seattle don't like the Mariners is the poo poo the Seattle Times puts out about them about how dumb they are, and the people of Seattle believe it.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2011 03:17 |
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Steve Kelley is at it again! http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/stevekelley/2015304408_kelley13.html quote:But this season's sharp decline poses two questions: How will he handle this autumn of his career? And how will the Mariners handle him? It's more subtle "Ichiro is selfish" bullshit that the Seattle media always likes to throw out for some reason. I also love the assumption of "Ichiro can hit 20-25 HRs" because Ichiro can mash 60mph BP balls over the fence. Ichiro has been one of the best athletes in Seattle history and our media always wants to crucify him.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 23:23 |
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Not really going to comment on the article, but I sure laughed when I read the title: http://www.nesn.com/2011/07/derek-jeter-could-show-real-leadership-by-volunteering-to-bat-eighth-or-ninth.html "Derek Jeter Could Show Real Leadership by Volunteering to Bat Eighth or Ninth"
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2011 04:32 |
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I don't like Jeter in any way shape or form, but 3000 hits is pretty good. He's also deserving of the Hall of Fame based on his numbers. According to Fangraphs, he does have a -11.4 dWAR though, haha.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2011 19:31 |
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Hey Mariner fans, worried about the future? Don't worry! Art Thiel has you covered! Since he's The Mariners need to move Ichiro, Felix now." quote:During his [Ichiro's] time here, it’s fair to speculate that the biggest issue affecting his performance is all the turmoil and losing. The Mariners’ failures have to eat at a guy whose professional standards are so high. I love Ichiro, but who the gently caress is going to take him and net us two starting players, and prospects for him and Brandon League? quote:More painful would be the departure of Hernandez, because of his youth. But his talent puts him nearly in the Alex Rodriguez class, which means he’s destined for a big market. Alex Rodriguez's departure sucked. The next season the Mariners coped by winning an AL-record 116 games. Christ, this guy has an HoF vote too.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 06:27 |
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Nodoze posted:Just because they won 116 games doesn't mean letting A-Rod leave was a good thing I'm not really sure what the budget situation was like for the Mariners, but that may have prevented the signing of Ichiro and Bret Boone, who ended up being the best players on the team in 2001. So I'm not really going to complain about A-Rod walking for a massively overpaid contract.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 06:41 |
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MorningView posted:His Super Bowl coverage was the first thing he did on Deadspin that got him a lot of attention, and the Stu Scott text was the most famous thing to come out of that. And it was really gross. I don't know why you are so desperate to defend a guy who thinks pictures of athletes' penises or who random ESPN employees are loving are worthy news stories. I'm sure Deadspin has some good pieces here and there, but it's largely a lovely tabloid. Well, at least it's better than Bleacher Report!
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2011 19:47 |
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This popped up on my google news and I clicked on it, ugh: http://crosscut.com/2011/10/05/seattle-mariners/21379/Adrian-Beltre:-No-thanks-from-Seattle,-the-one-city-you-let-down/ quote:Psssst! Beltre! Hey, thanks from Seattleites . . . For nothing. Beltre hit 3 home runs in one playoff game, why didn't you do this for us, Adrian? You committed 10 errors one season at third! Ugh, I dunno who Mike Henderson is, but he used to write for the Seattle PI, the Times and the Everett Herald. Good thing he's nowhere near one of those publications now.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2011 05:11 |
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Medical Sword posted:that their job is "to create narratives" is in itself a problem with journalism, not an excuse I have no problem with sportswriters creating narratives. Some people do it really well and can tell a really good story (see: JoePos most of the time). However, the majority of them use concepts that they pulled out of their rear end like he's gritty, a winner, plays the game the right way, etc. and that's just where it gets awful.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2011 17:41 |
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MorningView posted:True Yankees will recognize that the only thing that really matters is what's on the front of the uniform. Alex Rodriguez's uniform would be a blank canvas. He could fill it with sponsorships.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2012 22:28 |
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SBNation, which has three great baseball writers - Jeff Sullivan, Grant Brisbee, and Rob Neyer, continuously put out great material. Then there's Al Yellon who puts out this piece about how the Marlins are the worst thing ever and yikes.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2012 09:10 |
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Gonna leave this here: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120201&content_id=26536708&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb quote:This makes you respect Babe Ruth and Willie Mays even more. At 714 and 660, respectively, those sluggers are the only members of baseball's top 10 home run hitters who didn't homer as a DH.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 22:26 |
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I still think the second-most insufferable fans is a tie between NY fans and Chicago Cubs fans. Boston always wins now and forever.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 07:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:04 |
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What did Posnanski write about JoePa that got his reputation hit? I was follow the JoePa / Sandusky story but not all the media narratives around it.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 20:37 |