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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

credburn posted:

I hope this isn't a question too inappropriate? I'm not sure where I could ask this, so I guess this is as good a place as any. Goons from the long ago, about... um... let's say... in 2000? 2001? In the original DPPH forums there was a girl called Miss M who used to post nude pictures of herself. This led to a lot of drama, as one might imagine, which intensified when it was discovered she was probably underage? Anyway, I say that all that just to jog your memory. The question I have is, she had said she wanted to get into porn. I'm wondering if she ever did, or if she went on to live a moral upstanding Christian life. Not that I want to seek her out like some stalker, I guess I'm just curious.

Good lord I was 16 myself back then. I'm so loving old.

This is definitely a weird question

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

That's a bit helldumpy

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Grouchio posted:

I've heard o'plenty about the 'Aussie' accent (assuming there aren't dialects oh who am I kidding there probably are), but I have no clue what a Kiwi/Zealander accent sounds like. Or what their jargon resembles.

Here is a good example of the NZ accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlu0foF3WBk

e: It should be noted that P is meth.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Organza Quiz posted:

Other people have covered the Aussie/Kiwi difference but FYI there's generally thought to be three main accents in Australia, broad/general/cultivated, which are more class-based than location-based. There are definitely small regional differences as well but mostly it's just rural/bogan vs most people vs rich fuckers.

I'd argue that there is a first nations accent in there too. While certainly not universal by any stretch of the imagination it is very much a recognisable dialect.

Starting from about 2:45 in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI8f2xpFOdY&t=165s

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Google forms is what I would have suggested reading your use case anyway. It sounds like a perfect case for it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hyperlynx posted:

Question time!

I don't celebrate Christmas. I've just started dating someone who does, though, and thought it might be nice to get her a Christmas gift. Er, what kind of stuff do people typically gift in this situation? Like, a nice box of chocolates?

That's kind of going to depend on the person. Think of it just like a birthday gift. There generally isn't anything special because it's xmas.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Badger of Basra posted:

According to wikipedia (and please correct me if I'm wrong), Maori people migrated to current day New Zealand around 1300, which seems really late to me. What group of indigenous people reached the place where they are indigenous the latest?

NZ is the last major bit of land to be settled by people. Navigating to the land there was exceptionally challenging as there is nothing else really out there on the non-Australia side. Adding to that you get the full force of a lot of the Antarctic weather coming up at you it really doesn't make it easy when you're running on old school equipment.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Forgot to put some frozen Jimmy Dean egg burrito things in the freezer, and they got left out for a few hours, maybe three or four. When I found them they were room temperature in a cool room. I put them in the freezer immediately. Eat em or toss em?

Eat them, they'll be fine.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

What would happen if we cut the foreskin off the moon and Earth and swapped them around?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Everett False posted:

If I want my android phone to announce poo poo out loud at set times, what are my options? I tried Alexa but the routines don't actually trigger half the time.

ITTT or Tasker should both do what you want.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Sk8ers4Christ posted:

For those outside the U.S., what is the "Bud Lite" of your country? Some (probably) cheap brand of beer or alcoholic drink that everyone would have around but may not necessarily like?

Just something I've been wondering about since I keep hearing no one in Australia drinks Foster's, yet it's marketed here as well-known Australian beer. So I'm wondering if Guinness is as popular as we're led to believe in Ireland, Corona in Mexico, etc.

Australia reporting in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

There is a bunch of regional cheap swill beers though depending on where you go. It's not quite as ubiquitous as the bud thing seems to be in the USA.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Johnny Truant posted:

Is there a "donate to charity and we'll change your gang tags/av" thread anymore? Kinda tired of a few dated gang tags, was looking to change it. If not, Jeffrey take my money!

GWS has a chickencheese one as an alternative to the ball tasing one GBS is having. GBS thread is linked in GWS thread

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

It comes from the code Twitter generates for the forums and is not going away without custom code written for embeds. You can quote the post as suggested, strip the url yourself or just go to twitter and then click on the tweet again which will strip it for you.

Writing a shell script to strip it would probably work too if you're so inclined.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Have you considered smoking $400 worth of weed or maybe growing mushrooms (magic or boring) instead? Seems like there are way more fun ways to spend that money.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

colas posted:

I got an iPhone from my cell service provider. I purchased applecare (the apple extended warranty) from apple. I dropped/killed my phone in the toilet. I switched back to my Android phone. I went to the apple store to get a new phone. I went back to my cell provider to switch back to my apple phone, this is many weeks later, I wasn't in a rush. They now want to charge me $20+ a month to switch back. They say that I should have to come to them for a replacement phone and that I shouldn't have waited so long. Should I have gone to them? I purchased applecare from apple. Should I have not gone to the apple store for a replacement? This seems like an easy way for them to get an extra $20 a month from me.

Why are they charging you to swap phones, can't you just take your SIM out of one phone and put it in another? The carrier shouldn't have anything to do with this. Full disclosure I'm not from the USA and is how it would happen here.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

I’m not disagreeing with the premise, but in my experience, these devolve into picnics and I have to take a rain check.

Have you considered that maybe you're just bad at hiking. You're probably the sort of 'hiker' who doesn't even have a chaff bag loaded with chocolate coated nuts and dried fruit to tie at your waist so you don't need to stop moving to eat. Casual.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

No I have not.

But now you have inspired me to make and market a feedbag for humans.



BK is way ahead of you

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Beachcomber posted:

I have a tiny suggestion for the forums. Do I have to make an entire thread in QCS? The reputation of that place intimidates me.

The suggestion is to rename

:downs: to dumb and :saddowns: to saddumb instead of downs and saddowns.

You could also probably post that in the tech support forum TECH if you want to avoid the knuckle draggers in QCS. QCS isn't bad though as long as you avoid getting into the mod decision slapfight / poster stanning side of things.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Khizan posted:

I just want to point out that this isn't a Calvin's dad explanation; this is actually how they do it.

Launching things into orbit is really expensive, roughly ~$10,000 per pound. Wash water would be prohibitively heavy, so they just ship up enough clothes for the entire mission and they throw them away as the mission progresses. IIRC the weight rationing is strict enough that they have to wear a pair of underwear for something like 4-6 days at a time to stretch their supply out over the course of the mission.

The Russians just free balled

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Grouchio posted:

Is Imgur the only image website you can post from without getting hotlinking probes?

Bandwidth is cheap and plentiful these days as well as the forums being a lot smaller. You can hotlink from everywhere. Some sites (although vanishingly few) still have hotlink redirects so images won't show up. Feel free to post from basically where ever.

The days of a goon rush bankrupting an indie site owner are long gone.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thirteen Orphans posted:

I had a cheeseburger in Australia with a beet slice in it and it rocked my world.

The true burger to have in Australia is the 'lot' or 'works' burger. Burgers from the USA are the dirt beneath the boots of a standard Aussie chip shop burger.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FCKGW posted:

I don't think there's anything you can do.

:wrong:

How to Permanently Delete a Facebook Account

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tiggum posted:

No. It isn't. If someone tells you they cut their finger and wants to know if there's anything they can do to stop it hurting, "cut off your hand" is not a solution. Technically their finger would no longer hurt, but you know it's not the outcome they're actually looking for.

So "give it a few days and see if it sorts itself out", as FCKGW said, is apparently the correct answer. I'd also check for malware and try a different browser. But "delete Facebook" is not in any way a reasonable answer to the question.

It's more like being dummy thick and having your rear end cheeks clapping every time you moved. You can remove your rear end cheeks or stop moving but if you do neither of these then they're still gonna clap.

So OP could stop posting or delete their account. Facebook is going to keep treating them as the product - because that is exactly what that they are - and avoiding Facebook is the best defence they have against that.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Credit Suisse want to do business in the USA more than they give a poo poo about protecting the privacy of their customers. There is no way that they'll give up access to that market which is something that would happen the instant they didn't play nice with US govt requests.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Koivunen posted:

Weird. How can I make this not happen? Do I need to be worried about anything, personal information wise?

Basically you can't. Telcos won't fix their system because they still make money off these fraudulent messages and the government won't make them do anything about it because they care more about the money from telcos than they do about you.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I'm a standard-issue goon with bad, very head-forward posture. Aside from 'quit phone posting' and 'remind yourself to stand/sit up straight all the time' are there any fix your posture lifehacks physical therapists hate I should know about?

This is by no means going to be comprehensive a post but should hopefully get you on the right track. There are two main things going on with this. One a bunch of muscles around the spine are going to be tight and two a bunch are going to be weak.

For the tightness foam rolling - or even better, using a peanut - to stretch them out is a good start.

For the muscle side of things you want to slide past anyone that says pullups / rows to strengthen your back is good as those big muscles fatigue really easily. You don't want to have to rely on that to keep you upright as it won't work long term.

One simple thing you can do is foam roll / peanut for a while then sit against a wall with your hips / lower back flush against the wall and then try get your head back to the wall without tilting it back. So you're aiming to push your chin back and sit up taller rather than just looking up. Sit there holding that for as long as you can - we're talking 5m+. This should help get the body used to using the correct muscles to hold you upright.

Also, stop doing crunch exercises. Tight core muscles will pull you into the rounded neck position again. Do things like planks or pallof presses for your core work. Maybe throw in some yoga style updog / downdog stretches into your day. This is known as hindu pushups if you're not sure what I mean there.

Here's a couple of videos that explain a bit about what is going on and give you some other exercises. I've only just skimmed through them but they seem pretty decent and cover stuff other than the little bit I talked about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLOryGxlssI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POARdLtqQXA

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

alnilam posted:

What's updog?

not much, whats up with you

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MisterBibs posted:

Bit of a preface, I swear I'm not an anti-vaxxer or whatever.

I've got one shot for the COVID vaccine, and I've got the next one on the 29th of this month. I also want to go to the zoo, because :iiam:.

Obviously I'm not going to go before I had the second shot, and I'll wear a mask whenever I go, but is there a rule of thumb about how long between the second shot and a trip to a populated area should not be? I just stopped myself buying tickets in advance because, oh yeah, one more shot, but now I'm :tinfoil: about getting folks sick because of the second shot, how the second shot hit like a mack truck compared to the first, etc.

The general rule with vaccines is that it usually takes about 2 weeks for your immune system to ramp up properly. Obviously this is going to vary from person to person but that's a good benchmark to go by.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Just a guess but Verizon and it's for telecommunications infrastructure.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bioshuffle posted:

I recently started roller blading. What is the safest way to shave off speed when going down a hill? I don't care about looking cool, I just want to be able to go on bike paths without feeling like I'm going to smash into someone if they don't get out of the way. Currently, I do not feel safe so I have been avoiding the path altogether.

I've been told the heel brake is a fake solution, so I've been practicing t-stops at an empty parking lot nearby, but doing a t-stop seems impossible when I start picking up speed. Is this something that will just come with time?

I've been getting by by escaping into the grass when I start going too fast, but surely there must be a more practical solution to this? I do just fine when I'm on the main street, since I can slalom or do the pizza steps, but what about those really steep hills on a jogging path? How do people handle them?

Drag stopping is what you're after till you get the more advanced stops down. This creates a bunch of uneven wear on your wheels if relied on too much though so definitely get working on other stopping methods. This will eventually become more of a way to control your speed when you get rid of the heel brake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-MbA6A7ufU

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Corporeal worship is much more :black101:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Taeke posted:

What's the easiest way to backup a (group)chat from whatsapp to an external drive? Google pointed me to Wondershare MobileTrans but I'm a bit wary about using a random program like that. Is it safe?

My father died and I want to secure all the messages and stuff.

It's been a while since I used whatsapp but can't you just auto sync it to google drive? Like that is a feature built into the app.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

smackfu posted:

What’s the point of body fat % on scales? It seems to just go up and down with my weight.

It's a gimmick to make the scales seem better than competitors so you buy them.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

dupersaurus posted:

It’s a complicated question but the rough tl;dr is that RNA vaccines are good for a lot of reasons, but they don’t get converted into immune response quite as efficiently as traditional vaccines (that more-or-less directly inject into you the thing to respond to). So there’s really nothing different happening on the second shot, your immune system just needs the second expose to solidify its response.

Edit: That’s for the COVID shots at least, it’s different for others. Like you have to re-up the flu because the flu is different every year, and tetanus immunity doesn’t stick around so you have to refresh every decade.

So it's kind of like hello.jpg

The first time you are exposed it's a shock to the system but as you get more exposure the shock lessens until your body becomes familiar enough that seeing it is just like a visit from an old friend.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

I wish we had this kind of thread for The Goon Doctor, since I have a small one that doesn't deserve its own topic.

What's a normal heart rate for someone when walking or briskly walking? Since my insomnia that I've been battling for the the past 4 months, I've been hyper conscious of my heart rate for better or worse. I'm usually in the mid-low 70s when sitting, but at work when I'm going from one end of the building to the other or even from the parking lot to the time clock it's around 120. It seems high, especially since my Fitbit classifies that as exercise. For reference I tend to walk faster than most people, I've been told I look like I'm walking with a purpose when I'm just casually walking

120 isn't crazy for light cardio which is what fast walking is going to be. If you can walk at that pace and talk it doesn't matter what your heart rate is, you're fine.

Heart rates are insanely individual specific and how hard it feels like you're working is a much better guide than what ever number your watch shows. So in short don't worry about it unless it feels like you're having a heart attack.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tiggum posted:

Go through all the settings you can find and see if any of them looks like it's set wrong? It's very difficult to actually find out where to look for this kind of thing because Facebook changes stuff all the time and rolls the changes out to different groups of people so you can never be sure that what you're seeing is the same as what anyone else is seeing and something that's broken for you might be working for other people. And any instructions you find are likely to be out of date or specific to some version of the site/app that you don't have access to.

Don't forget the fact that all the settings might be fine but fb are using the account for some A/B testing and that there is nothing you can do to fix it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

I've concluded that I'm out of shape (5'10 190lbs), and decided in addition to watching my diet, I should exercise. I just decided to start some cardio by jogging up and down the two flights of stairs in my house. After 10 minutes I was definitely feeling out of breath and very tired. Is this a warning sign of anything? Or is it simply me being out of shape and needing to train more?

The YLLS thread is great but it is fairly focused on picking up heavy things repeatedly and putting them back down again. If you're interested in cardio and want to carry on running "Couch to 5k" stuff is the way to go. Running is easy to overdo when you're not trained for it and c25k is one of the best ways to get going.

You can get c25k apps for your phone. There is an official one but they're all basically the same. There is also a running thread in YLLS which is strange because no one gives a poo poo about running. In fact the thread title hasn't been updated in nearly a decade they care that little.

As a general rule when running - if you're not specifically doing sprint work where you're trying to run until you throw up - you want to go at a pace where you can hold a conversation with someone. All out or hardly sweating are the two best speeds to go at. Speeds in between have you working harder than your body can easily sustain for less gains than the effort requires. So you'll need more recovery time or you'll hurt yourself. This is a VERY hard lesson for a lot of people to grasp as running faster feels awesome.

If you go the bike route for cardio you don't need to worry about taking it as easy as you do with running. The problem with riding is more how comfortable you are in lycra and as you ride more you'll find that it starts to seem more appealing.

Swimming is also a popular cardio choice but Mermaid Shelly doesn't post here any more so we lost our expert on the water.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thirteen Orphans posted:

Do we have a thread for podcasts? I'm assuming we do but I wouldn't know where to even look.

CSPAM has you covered if you hate the world and want to hear more about how hosed up it is. If that isn't your vibe then maybe avoid it. Or not, I'm not your mother.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

regulargonzalez posted:

Some thoughts:

You might be smelling it more strongly at night for several reasons that don't include the flower actually creating more scent at night: you're less preoccupied with work / activities at night, there is less traffic and so less exhaust odor that might mask the scent, less traffic driving through also means the air itself will be more still and so the scent can linger.

It's always tough to describe scents precisely -- we don't have a very good grammar for it, especially if you're not a perfumier or something. That said, your description reminded me of honeysuckle (which is a really great scent).

Who called it perfumier and not smellier?

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

hooah posted:

I just received a few spam texts that had a large number of diacritic marks for no reason. What's the purpose of these with respect to whatever scam the person's trying to pull? E.g. "hi, is thìs Mikè iñ Bättle Creek? It is Jen." and "Ugh guess he gave mé the iñcòrrect numbre..what a dick! Anyways, what r yå doin?"

They're trying to get around spam filters.

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