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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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Channel 5 is a sister channel of Red Hot TV, only even worse.

It is amusing watching Dick Desmond constantly advertising Channel 5 in his poo poo rags

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/08/five-star.html

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Someone told me today that Top Gear is being canceled because they can't go on without the Stig. I don't think he understood Top Gear one bit.

Maybe the next Stig will wear a stripey pink/purple jumper.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Oh like that film with Bill Murray in it, Stripes?

Haha, wrong film. You're thinking of the Life Aquatic.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Kin posted:

Remember when Eastender and Coronation Street were only on once or twice a week. Those were the days.

I wonder how many years it will be before they're hour long episodes on daily resulting in a 5 hour marathon of them on a Sunday.

24/7 Peggy screaming

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Pier "Morgan" Moron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l98cIDkHQ4A#t=5m47s

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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Crack is this years Slag.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Peggy going OTT with the minstrel look there.

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I hope someone can make a gif of Dot lighting a fag and then the scene of her running from the burning Vic.

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Fatkraken posted:

So, if they've blown their load on a cracked-up explosion NOW, in early September, what the hell is in store for the always cheerful Eastenders festive season?

A nuke.

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Aug 3, 2007



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meme posted:

they're usually pretty good, as a rule the more popular shows are put up faster than others. But it depends, I've caught stuff 15 mins after it went off, and I've had to wait til the next day to watch other stuff. Easier to record it tho if you can.

Don't forget about C4+1 either.

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Aug 3, 2007



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XFM is pretty good, so I don't want to see them go under.



6 Music is better

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SeanBeansShako posted:

gently caress yeah, Four Lions arrived in the post. Anyone got a cardboard slim style DVD box instead of the usual plastic issue?

That's all it was selling as in HMV in my town, so I guess it's probably standard.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Man I really need season 3 of Breaking Bad. Another reason Five is complete poo poo.

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Aug 3, 2007



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I'm gonna gently caress your loving fanny off you twat

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Oct 4, 2010

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Aug 3, 2007



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Adrianics posted:

I made one but everyone posted here instead so I just kind of ignored it

A thread worth having!

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Aug 3, 2007



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"It's what the children like!"

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Aug 3, 2007



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tell me da answers innit

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Aug 3, 2007



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When the loving gently caress oval office rear end twat is The Thick Of It series 4 coming? I need my Tucker fix.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Sargeant Biffalot posted:

It's just that Skins does it for emotions other than embarrassment and is consequently a much better show (S1&2 only).

Digital skateboard turd spliff text trilby swearing indie-rock community police ponce pub lady.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Paperhouse posted:

one of my housemates was gobsmacked when I said old Simpsons was way better than Family Guy. He said Simpsons was poo poo and for kids and then went around asking everyone which they preferred

they all prefer Family Guy

Put on Last Exit to Springfield and Cape Feare.

Then smack those bitches up.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Haven't seen it posted but Adam and Joe are back on Christmas Day.

Hell yeah!

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Aug 3, 2007



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marktheando posted:

They should either cancel HIGNFY or get a new permanent host and new team captains. As great as Hislop and Merton have been in the past I'm just really fed up with them doing the same old poo poo every week.

I think that Paul should become the host and they should get someone far less Daily Mail than Ian "I don't understand football - look at audience, lean head" Hislop to replace Paul as team captain.

Stewart Lee - but he hates doing panel shows

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Aug 3, 2007



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Merry Christmas UK goons

Here is your mystery present http://tinyurl.com/32d8ukb

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Aug 3, 2007



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How can 6 people, 3 of which are unemployed, afford giant apartments right next to Central Park?

When they reveal in the finale that they've all been meth dealers the whole time it wasn't that big a shock.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Akuma posted:

Ross is a respected professor, Chandler seems to be really well paid (before he goes into advertising) but his and Joey's apartment is hardly massive (it's a bit poo poo, really), the big apartment belongs to Monica's grandmother or aunt or something who's had it for a long time. Phoebe is the poorest but lives further away anyway.

People always bring this up but it's not that ridiculous.

Ah, I see. I don't mind Friends at all, but never saw episodes that explained that. I have the same problem with Him & Her that they are both unemployed and live in a bigger flat than me

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Zorba the Greek posted:

Did anyone watch Stargazing Live? The new picture of the Andromeda galaxy was loving incredible.

Fantastic wasn't it?

What I want though is a copy of the amateur photographers image of the partial eclipse with the birds, it was also beautiful.

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Metrication posted:

Okay maybe I should have said ten years, but still their sales are dropping year on year. Their influence hopefully should have wayne somewhat within a decade.

I hope we always have the Sun, how else will I know what an 18 year old from Manchester supposedly thinks about the latest top news*

Plus what else can people let their puppies poo poo on







* top news = celebrity divorce.

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Rarity posted:

And how else are 12 year old boys going to be introduced to sex? Answer me that, huh?

Well according to the Mail most 12 year olds have been parents for 3 years.

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SeanBeansShako posted:

Plymouth really should be described simply as a Wasteland more on TV. Because it is.

Excellent Brooker on telly at last.

I actually saw a dead dog on the side of the road earlier...

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Aug 3, 2007



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Once again I think Adam & Joe summed up Skins perfectly-

Digital skateboard turd spliff text trilby swearing indie-rock community police ponce pub lady

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Aug 3, 2007



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Wonders of the Universe

March 6th, 9PM BBC 2.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Steve

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Aug 3, 2007



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cloudchamber posted:

Paxman got handed a loving tongue twister tonight:
http://youtu.be/B5uHegwQvyM

This video is dull except for the wonderful squeak the guy filming a TV makes

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Aug 3, 2007



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Does anyone else feel Episodes would be far better if it was just the Matt LeBlanc Show?

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Aug 3, 2007



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Metrication posted:

Haven't listened to radio 1 for years, when I got a DAB radio I switched to 6music and never looked back. Consequently I have no idea what is happening chartwise now, I'm stuck in a comfortable alternative music bubble insulated from the top 40.

Its all those Michael Bubbles and X-Fuckers

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00x8fw4

Outcasts starts tomorrow at 9 on BBC1.

Looks interesting, plus it has Apollo in it and I loved it when he was fat.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Fatkraken posted:

Child actors need to be banned

This. Other than the kids acting I'm enjoying it

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Aug 3, 2007



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Mitchell Hogan gets obese next week.

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Fatkraken posted:

CALLING IT NOW GHOST ALIENS

Jamie Bambers second personality is totally a ghost alien

A fat ghost alien tiger

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Aug 3, 2007



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Blow up stupid captain

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drat, Adamas gonna be mad

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