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John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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will would have been funnier if he hadn't gone random arms mental. that's way too much energy for someone hosed on weed

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John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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LE0N posted:

That, in my opinion is the best thing about him though. His hilariously dodgy past, just allows him to go "well ive been there" and no-one bats an eye. I don't get the hate because we can all say "oh he is picking on scummy gutter-snipes" but when we all see them in the street we think exactly the same thing, he just says it. To their faces.

Oh "we think exactly the same thing" do we? gently caress you and your obnoxious, stuck up arsery you colossal oval office.

John_Anon_Smith fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Oct 10, 2010

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Chris wasn't a oval office.

Skins was great and I could relate to the characters far more than the Inbetweeners. Inbetweeners always played it too safe and sanitised to reflect what I experienced as a child. Skins was far closer to the bone but with everything massively exaggerated. The weird dealer and all the petty relationship bullshit that they do to each other in spite of their being friends was very well done. The messed up lives of the kids and how their attitudes are influenced by their parents and teachers was pretty cool to see happen and evolve over time. 3rd and 4th not so much but it was still enjoyable. They just messed up the relationship dynamic between characters.

Inbetweeners is too self-aware whereas Skins, although cognizant of its own fantasy, plays it straight.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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i havent enjoyed never mind the buzcocks so much in years. this las episode was amazing. the atmosphere was really positive. terry wogan was amazing. james blunt was grea, rufus, everyone... "do u live alone"

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John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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The last two series of Ashes To Ashes are some great television. It certainly keeps you hooked.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Akuma posted:

I honestly had no idea she had any sort of "comedy career."

She doesn't have a comedy career but her interviews and appearances on shows like Never Mind The Buzzcocks are pretty awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FgH2WD7bOY

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Russel Brand, Russel Howard and Andi Osho are all great standups. Sorry your taste in comedy is limited to a list of, "people I could be contextless friends with in fair weather with good luck", a list that I can already imagine to be quite wanting in the first place.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Oh my god that How Drugs Work about Cannabis. Oh. My. God.

e: It Hijacks the Brain like a HERBAL TERRORIST. I'm getting flashbacks to Brasseye.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Industrial fishing is a great evil and entirely unsustainable, but the capitalist system compels those who work in fishing to go through great hardship for relative pittance to serve the concerns of the moneyed population. Even when my grandfather sold his fish to market, he did it to firstly, feed himself and his family, and secondly to provide the bare means of sustenance for his lifestyle. The only solution is to advocate subsistence fishing that serves its locality rather than the interests of an ever-greedy need for profit. You fish for what you need rather than what you want and nobody on this Earth needs to be rich. End our fetishisation of the markets and our national observance at the altar of greed and let us seek to improve ourselves for ourselves and feed ourselves for ourselves. The only alternative is the decimation of the world that we rely on and the ecosystems that we excavate for ever-diminishing returns.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Brown Moses posted:

Horizon could be good tonight, it's about the nature of reality, and the idea of a holographic universe.

On the one hand, some scientists think this idea could revolutionise the world as we know it. On the other hand, some scientists think that this is a load of bumpf. In conclusion, maybe we'll never know but it makes you think, doesn't it? Doesn't it just? - Every Horizon Episode Ever

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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cloudchamber posted:

Goodbye Solo is also on there, watch that first.

A fantastic film, that I also recommend to everyone in this thread. To talk much about it would be to do a disservice to those that have yet to see it.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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reality_groove posted:

They should bring in bring in guest comedians who have satirical backgrounds such as Andy Zaltzman, Marcus Brigstocke etc. who are used to riffing on current events. It would be brilliant if they could get someone to represent the Conservative viewpoint. All British comedy is very left wing at the moment, we need somoene from the other side even if it's in a Colbert style pastiche.

Hang on a minute while I phone up Richard Littlejohn for a spot, you absolute wanker.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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spincube posted:

Her act's inoffensive comedy your mum would watch; like a cross between Bridget Jones and the Vicar of Dibley, it's perfect G.O.L.D. material.

My friend loves it precisely because of this quality and i weep. she also likes the archers too soo...

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Kin posted:

Somewhat poetically, the Reading Rooms should buy it.

Reaing Rooms best Rooms.

Also, calling it right now that Alo is gay as heck. He's going on about gayness and porn way too much.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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My favourite bit is when Trigger makes that face.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Brown Moses posted:

Seriously? Not too bad? It was a massive piece of BBC sci-fi poo poo. Put that up against even the shittest American sci-fi series and the American series will look like the loving Wire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqkXrEMQfA8

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Dr Snofeld posted:

Well bear in mind I grew up in Dundee, where the alternative entertainment is watching two neds get into a shouting match over a Gregg's pastie, so you have to get fun wherever you can find it.

Could be worse though, you could have voluntarily watched the 2004 movie. I wish I could go back and save past me the pain.

Dundee isn't all that bad. If you keep your eyes closed.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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BisonDollah posted:

Has no-one seen the first episode of BBC2 Scotland's Limmy yet? It's the most honest, original & surreal sketch show on television & deserves everyone's immediate attention.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00yts1t/Limmys_Show_Series_2_Episode_1/

Aye, I've been having a watch of it and it's great. He must base his sketches on real life a lot more than I thought, originally. I say this because when I went to see Four Tet last year in Glasgow, we went back to the west end for a wee party till the small hours. Then someone knocks on our door (sans a bottle of wine) and it's a really pissed off limmy. He's like "I'd join your party but I don't have any drink. It's 4am and I need to be up. Please turn down the music". He's very polite irl and for the rest of the night everybody did shut up and our only conversation was hyperactive "that was limmy at the door" whispers.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Paperhouse posted:

tbh I bet even if you tell them you don't need one they will still eventually hassle you about it otherwise it'd be far too easy for people to evade it

I was followed for about four years by the tv licencing people in spite of the fact that i've not owned a television since moving out from my parent's home. I made the mistake of, after some years, deciding to inform the TV licence people that I did not, in fact, have a television. So they harassed me for years to get me to buy a licence for a television I didn't have, even when I got them to send their inspector round. Total nightmare.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Fat Turkey posted:

I heard Mark make a comment like this on Peep Show, why are they disliked? Is it a 'popular on telly' thing? I don't really watch either, so I'm not personally hurt or anything.

Simon Schama is a vocal proponent of Israel and its policies, always keen to evoke images of the holocaust when people get a bit too critical.

David Starkey is an ethnocentrist Tory historian who thinks Britain is "losing its culture" and wants to redress this by farting on about Tudors in school. He loves nationalism if it's about England and Britain, but if it's Scottish or anybody else then they're all for shite as far as he can tell. Basically, he's a reactionary grandfather that you bring to the christmas table because you have to, then listen to him spittle over the turkey about immigrants ruining our proud island nation (we were an empire once!!!).

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Just chiming in to say that the finale of Skins was amazing because it was great programming and great melodrama. Also, it had Over The Wall who are mates of a mate as the finalé band. Can't wait for the next series to see what happens!!! It's a shame that we only have tonight so everytime we see its ghost we just think of it's short time... i want them all to be my friends. they;re so beautfiful and lovely people :-)

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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The Perfect Element posted:

Apologies for the shameless self-promotion, honestly, but I figured this would be the thread in which to do it:

My band, Michael A Grammar, is being played on 6Music tonight as part of the BBC Introducing show with Tom Robinson. I think we're on in... roughly ten minutes, so I am leaving this a little late.

But if anyone's up, and fancies listening in and possibly texting sweet nothings to the man about how much you love us, then you have my deepest gratitude.

Move along, everyone.

Roughly what time were you guys on at into the show?

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Monster w21 Faces posted:

Richard Herring is in Dundee on Tuesday night at the Whitehall. There are lots of tickets availalbe. Please come.

Please.

Why are there no posters? There's an entire university opposite the theatre?? I'd come but I'm working on degree show.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Rolled Cabbage posted:

She was a bit less rounded out than the other characters, but I really enjoyed the call back to her Murder Most Horrid days they seemed to be doing. Ah, nostaligia.

On another note, did anyone catch The Shadow Line? Nice to see Christopher Ecclestone being given something meaty again. Moreover, even if you don't like crime stuff just watch it with the sound turned of because, my god, the camera, lighting and set people need medals. Best filmed thing I've seen in a long time.

Watching with the sound off will deny you the amazing sound production though.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Sion posted:

Not really a case of gently caress you, got mine, more a case of 'Well... that's how the free market operates, dude. Of course you shouldn't have a loving burger, fries and large coke every single day because that poo poo will be bad for you but if you want to give me money to continue to make your poor choices with then I, as a business man, am not going to stop you.'

Their money, their choice, their massive loving coronary.

Continuing to sell a product that you know harms your customers for the sake of profit is gently caress You (your health) Got Mine (my money). Let the health services and everyone else pick up the bill because i've made mine.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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The new series of Lead Balloon is up on iPlayer.

On a sidenote:

Sion posted:

The guy's not selling anything illegal or inherently terrible for you if eaten in moderation (as far as I know - I haven't watched the show and, as such, don't know if he's not like... cutting it with rat poison or anything but I'm firmly in JAFO territory) and it's entirely down to the user what they want to do with it. Should Talisker stop selling whiskey because of liver failure? Should Evian stop selling bottled water because if you down 8 litres of that stuff in one sitting you'll probably die of water intoxication? Should shops refuse to carry Sunny Delight because you'll turn yourself into the loving tango man if you nosh down a gallon of it in a day?

It's obvious that eating a XL King Meal from burger king every other day is gonna gently caress you up big time. It is not like healthy eating information is in short supply and it's not like a pound of beef slathered in mayo and cheese being bad for you is going to come as a big loving surprise.

That's what capitalism and freedom-of-choice taste like: Salad, chicken breast and the occasional burger.


That being said, Kubrik had to put a lock on Brando's fridge. Maybe Jamie could give that another whack?

Nobody has a right to sell anything unless the consumer is in full knowledge of the impact of his choice. Since we lack an effective education system that provides all adults and children from birth with the knowledge required to navigate their lives as consumers, there should be an onus on those with that knowledge (the provider) to assess the risks of their produce, preferably with government intervention through legislation to protect the consumer.

Capitalism and freedom of choice taste of 20% unemployment, skyhigh debt, toffs in power, and a freedom to choose from six different types of similar beans.

Also, we are all capable of arguing into logical absurdities being progeny of the country that invented Question Time, so don't do that.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Zorba the Greek posted:

I legit thought Ronan would win.

Glad he didn't because I heard "He looks just like Ronan Parke!" directed at me from a drunk guy on my way back from work the night. I didn't know who this was until I got home so when I said "What? Are you talking to me?" probably sounded more threatening than I meant it to. Which is why I was confused when he said he was just having a laugh.

Also, there used to be a long essay here from someone working with Simon Cowell and Britain's got Talent about how loving staged the entire show is but it's been removed by a copyright claim from Syco, Mr. Cowell's company.

http://justpaste.it/c8g

Apparently, they've been stage managing Ronan for three years to make him camp and "gay" - a novelty.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Taear posted:

Regional voting is bollocks. I wouldn't vote for someone just because they're from the North.

On the flipside, you wouldn't vote for someone just because they're American.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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justcola posted:

Machines of Loving Grace was good. But sad.

All the good BBC shows are finishing this week as well. Double sad.

That's not true at all. Eastenders never ends.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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RIpley better not be deid.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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MyChemicalImbalance posted:

The bit that got me about the guy from the Sun was when he brought up the "brave, heroic policemen being honoured here in London tonight" when it had nothing to do with the question concerning corruption in the Met.

Instead of answering the question, he ended up getting on his soap-box, spewing some sort of policeman-jingoism to try to win over the crowd in his tone that kept rising and rising, apparently to imbue his stupid loving speech with some sort of gravity and rouse an applause. He was a smug arsehole.

Guess who sponsors that particular awards ceremony.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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I think you'll find that the fades owns owns owns and you are all wrong. Except for the terrible romance subplot.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Kin posted:

Fixed. I dropped it after episode 2, the ghost monster stuff is ok, the retarded teenage melodrama really isn't.

This could have been a show to fill the void of Being Human, but instead of aiming for the more mature 20 something demographic, they've gone right to the 16 year old bollocks and the only people that find that stuff entertaining are people emotionally stunted or idiots still in school.

I'm not emotionally stunted, i just have very low standards.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Fades continues to own. It better be a good last couple episodes.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Proof that Monty Python owns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irCA0zPvGjs

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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sebzilla posted:

A-Grade hatefuck material.

"Butbutbut look they're all drinking coffee and sleeping in tents they have no right to protest when they're enjoying the luxuries of Capitalism" argh just go and die in a hole.

Hatefuck material? Lovely. You should join her in her hole to die. You might find it fits you better than you think.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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A5H posted:

Haha it's not that bad? It's just saying she is physically attractive but a terrible person?

josh04 posted:

I think (hope?) he meant "she is a hateful gently caress" rather than the alternative.

What does her physical attractiveness have to do with her position? What does how much he'd like to gently caress her have to do with that? Why is he the one doing the loving and where's Mensch's implied consent to this loving in the sentence? Here's the answer: it has nothing to do with anything other than, at best, to be comically edgy and at worst to be a misogynist shitheel.

"Look at all these terrible things that Mensch says that are ripe for ridicule and venom. Golly gosh, she's hatefuck material." Congratulations, you've now undermined your own point and reduced all of Mensch and her opinions to a plastic Tory gently caress doll for you to intellectually masturbate over how much less of a bad person you are than her.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Dicky B posted:

Obviously everything anybody posts on the internet should be considered to be 100% literal.

You're correct. I must have missed the subtle wordplay and multi-tiered irony that was buried in that sentence. I guess I just don't have the mental fortitude to truly understand the Voltaire's and Shakespeare's of this thread such as yourself.

John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Dicky B posted:

There is in fact a rather large grey area between "100% literal" and "subtle wordplay and multi-tiered irony".

I like to call that area: The chill zone :cool:
You are free to join me in the chill zone.

I don't want to be in your loving chill zone.

I got enough grief when I was younger (and still do) from well meaning chill guys not being 100% literal or serious about things. Racism is really funny if you don't *actually* mean it.

If it's all just words and we can all just chill then we can all equally chill in the sense that if people get to be chill and make jokes about or using race and gendered insults then I get to be chill and call them hurtful, ignorant dipshits who should shut the gently caress up with their poisonous attitudes.

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John_Anon_Smith
Nov 26, 2007
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Hoops posted:

How have people never heard "hatefuck" before? How did it cause so much fuss in the reserved, slightly twee, loves that baking show and Charlie Brooker, British TV thread? It shouldn't be offensive to women, it should be offensive to Louise Mensch.

You realise it's offensive to Louise Mensch because she is a woman?

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