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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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At the end of the day, I find Kyle a scary man.
Although I think it provides a very visceral style of entertainment, at the end of the day.

And this is my favourite clip, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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goatface posted:

I don't know why they send her on to HIGNFY. I assume she's sent anyway, are political guests invited or volunteered?

Anyway, she doesn't seem personally interesting and amusing to laugh at like Boris, nor quick witted enough to be there for raw comedy potential, nor self-deprecating enough to just be abuse fodder for the regulars like Lembit Opik. I could understand her going on there once, but the first time she was on was bad enough, why have her back? Controversy's sake?

I was thinking about this, I like to believe that whoever is responsible for getting guests feels pretty bad about BoJo becoming mayor, as a lot of people feel he looked pretty jolly on hignfy. Now they'll only have politicians who now act like irredeemable twats.

That's what I like to think anyway.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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lazyjane posted:

No you're both wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZFXKbdA_k

Maybe it would be more appropriate to find a couple of videos which sum up the whole set of shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRcgGl0RuP8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGQ1Ml4qCQ

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Jonnty posted:

We're talking about radio - compared to Just a Minute, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue and the News Quiz, it's positively embryonic.

Slightly similar to the News Quiz, except it's not panel based, is the Now Show, which is Punt & Dennis looking at current events, it's not on at the moment I think it's a seasonal show. I've never really understood UK TV/Radio schedules.

I've just watched Louis Theroux and some of the guys creeped me out, when the man was holding his monkey, and he got it to kiss him, and it slipped its tongue into his mouth :stare:
There was also a man who punched his cats in the face, and all his animals seemed scared of him, that was terrible :catstare: He also said his baboon took baths with him, I'm kinda hoping that the local authorities see this and close him down.

One thing I've argued with people about is Louis himself, I notice that a lot of people have a cynical opinion of Louis' naive/coy approach to asking questions, stating it's an at of sorts. My feelings are that he's genuinely curious and not wanting to outright condemn or be confrontational with the people he's interviewing and as such tries to frame probing questions in a polite manner, so they won't just close down on him.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Flipswitch posted:

The bit with the Siberian Tiger was a bit unnerving to watch.

Edit: Wait, the convention thing about half way is kind of disturbing too.

I worked out how to screenshot what I think is the creepiest bit

but I've got no idea if it's possible to record a short clip to youtube of Tim punching his cat in the face, or all the occasions where his animals are afraid of him. (I hope one of his animals eats him)

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Leyburn posted:

At least the slider works properly now.

But adding or removing things to and from Favourites doesn't work in the latest firefox.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Brown Moses posted:

As it seems the princess was being held in London it wouldn't have been hard to get a private courier service to pick it up and drive it across London in less than an hour.

Wouldn't the courier service have been a better way to track where the princess was?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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At the beginning of the top gear special they seemed to be phoning it in, with the Dabbawala stuff especially, but when I saw the banner on the train I knew it could be good and then:
"poo poo FOR YOUR COMPANY :britain:"
nearly gave me a hernia. However when I think of some of the other specials they've done, this feels like the weakest.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Boi Hole posted:

Is a pistache a cross between a piss-take and a pastiche?

It's a kind of nut isn't it?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Paperhouse posted:

Ask for a geek pie. They'll know what to do.

:cawg: I'm now imagining Charlie in the PCZone offices and everyone calling him the preacher man. That photo of him eating his own arse also makes a lot more sense with this interpretation of history.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Graviton v2 posted:

I dunno man I thought it was as good as ever (if a bit long).

Ive also checked out Black Mirror on your recommendation and that first one was superb, gonna do the others at some point. So thanks for that!

Though 4oD's ads really get on my nerves, do they really need that income? I thought they were getting a cut of the license fee these days and they have their live broadcast ads as well.

If they do I don't care its not that annoying but it seems slightly like a 'lets grab some more cash' decision, they didn't used to have them.

Chiming in to say I quite liked 2011 wipe though I didn't find it quite as acerbic as previous wipes, but maybe that's some confirmation bias from people pointing out that he's married with child on the way etc.

Black Mirror, I felt that the first was OK, but the second one I didn't like, it felt like a joke played against the viewers, answering the unasked question of "What if The Matrix were British, and by extension a little bit poo poo". Anyone know how the third one stacks up?

However, I don't get any adverts on 4oD at all, I'm using firefox and adblock though, everyone I've heard complain about those adverts has been using chrome, can I ask if that's the case for you too?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Graviton v2 posted:

Im talking about the commercial breaks, not pop-ups or anything. Im on latest firefox but after a check i dont have adblock in yet, this is a new install. I'll stick it in and give it a try, im dubious as to whether it it do anything, how do it know?
I don't get any commercial breaks on 4oD, so presumably it streams them from another server which adblock knows about?

Akuma posted:

What the gently caress? Explain.

I may have missed something on black mirror, I freely admit I didn't give it 100% of my attention, but it seemed to be a society existing in some kind of computer controlled reality, and everyone was cycling to power the thing, he tries to escape but ends up in a higher resolution computer room.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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marktheando posted:

You missed something.

Oh cool, what did I miss?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Akuma posted:

They're not in a computer simulation, it's just a lovely world where they perform meaningless tasks to earn bullshit currency to fritter away on poo poo they don't need.

OH WAIT.

I didn't mean they were avatars, but they are confined to rooms, they can't go outside and play with cats, dogs, rivers or trees. That is what I meant by the poo poo matrix, essentially an upgraded set of VR goggles. If you're looking for an overall moral, I think it's actually about the exploitative nature of talent shows.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Bogmonster posted:

And he played saxophone on the song Baker Street, according to that random rumour I heard in school.

It's [unfortunately] not actually true, according to wikipedia anyway https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Holness#Baker_Street

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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I just found this video [in the latest b3ta] of the channel 4 continuity guys not saying the simpsons https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hS7be8PqktI
I hadn't caught this on TV before and found it hilarious. Anyone know if there's a more complete video or is this all of them?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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goatface posted:

Some of the rhymes in the original only work if you pronounce it that way.

Are you not thinking of another Don? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Juan_%28Byron%29#Pronunciation

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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tanglewood1420 posted:

I will keep posting about Edge of Darkness from 1985 until someone quotes me and agrees it is awesome.

e: The lead actor is Bob Peck aka the crazy game hunter from Jurassic Park. :worship:

He's also Gravy Jones's avatar.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Cerv posted:

mouth not arse
that'd be weird

and don't forget the amyl nitrate.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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FreakyZoid posted:

That's weird, that clip has the funny bit (the right hand) edited out. Try this for unedited https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izet8zN1vmE

I'm so glad you posted this, I was wondering why the first video seemed different and slightly less funny than I remembered. As I recall one of the funny things was that in the whole show it was apparent the woman didn't really get what everyone was laughing at.

Something I've wondered is whether the person(s) who animated Mr Chips realised how this looked, and also was it deliberate?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Wow, I can't believe vidz will be back.
SPROUT FIGHT.

Anyone remember what the rest of 4later was, I only remember Ginger Forest, Vidz, Bits and Karaoke Fishtank. I hope that one day it will come back.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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sex pervert posted:

Honestly I am so jealous of these soap actors like Marilyn, Ken Barlow and Ian Beale with their cushy jobs for life :(

I guess you could take solace in the fact that the guy who plays Barlow is completely batshit crazy in reality.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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incredible bear posted:

This week's Bug is worth checking out, the best youtube comments so far and a pretty nice counting song by Buxton accompanied by a Cyriak video.

Uh, where do I go to see that?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Why does ITV now have crap gambling shows on after midnight, I'd have expected that poo poo to be on low budget freeview or sky channels but it doesn't seem to make sense for it to be on ITV instead of ITV2, 3 or 4.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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netally posted:

Really? I thought they'd banned those stupid quiz shows? I haven't seen one in years.

Honestly, I think I confused myself while tired last night, it was home shopping poo poo for 2 hours (12.15am-2.15am), SuperCasino was on 5. Oh wait, tonight on ITV (12.15-2.30) is Jackpot 247 which I'm sure is quality programming, though as someone said they must be doing because they have gently caress all money.

Is there anything decent on ITV these days? The last things I recall watching were TV Burp, You've Been Framed and Take Me Out but even those require a disclaimer of some sort. You've been framed seems to be 50% stuff I've seen before, and Take Me Out is fun but can leave you with an aftertaste of shame.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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The crystal Maze thing is here: http://www.boblishman.freeserve.co.uk/thestory.htm
but I've read an account before and I remember it being different, so there might be more than one.

edit: The episode in question https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhX4MMdKclY

Crankit fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 6, 2012

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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I don't know if you guys like the radio, or The Unbelievable Truth, but this weeks episode has Adam Buxton, Ed Byrne, Lee Mack and Tim Vine.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00bc0x9/The_Unbelievable_Truth_Series_2_Episode_3/

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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SeanBeansShako posted:

Or is the joke simply a self obsessed mentally ill man with a camera?

Didn't you just describe every TV show with Rab Florence in it?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Catzilla posted:

Real answer is that they probably film about 2 or 3 hours of material, so the editor decides what gets shown

I believe this is the official answer for why HIGNFY scores often don't add up to what you see on the programme. It's probably also exactly what happens with basically any other scored topical quiz on TV, though I don't think there are many shows which fit that description.

Szmitten posted:

I've pretty much made it a rule to always watch QI XL and skip regular QI, less trimming and you don't have to watch it twice.

I'm in the same boat with Have I Got More News For You as well, it's annoying that there's a longer wait to see it,

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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thehustler posted:

And that phone in number was the BBC's standard call-in number for a hugely long time. Everybody knows it off by heart, surely?

I had forgotten it until this thread mentioned it, on the other hand one number will be with me to my grave, even if I go mad as I get old, from time to time I'll still mumble

0891 50 50 50

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Hoops posted:

I'm 24 and none of these numbers mean anything to me. I watched all these programmes to but I guess phone jingles just don't stick in my head.

I'm 28 and in the 90s 0891 50 50 50 would be on ITV(or was ti channel4?) every night, it was a sexline with the most horribly catchy ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-8m2KbJLQ
I'm missing 90s TV now.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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I don't know what's wrong with you guys, Mr Blobby is The Best I remember I made a clay Mr Blobby in art class, but had to give him a tail for balance reasons, my grandparents still have it somewhere. I think I may have related this story before but, Noel Edmonds kept the Mr Blobby outfit for a long time and when he was hosting dinner parties, barbecues etc would excuse himself, put on the outfit and charge through the party entertaining and terrifying guests in equal measure.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Whenever I see David Mitchell I think he looks like a frog. :frog:

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Hoops posted:

There's another one. Russell Kane is shiiiitttttttttttttttt

Is there any decent person named Russell? I think it might just be naming shorthand for my son will be an arsehole. Doesn't count for people where Russell is the surname.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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I thought I'd be really into his show about the shedhouse thing, that's something I've always dreamed of having. However I attempted to watch the show while eating, a grave error. Are all the episodes gross dogpoo affairs or can I watch the rest in relative safety?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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onoflalks posted:

brother-to-Giles Victoria Coren

:raise: David Mitchell's in for a shock pretty soon then.

I'd almost like to see Deayton on as a guest presenter, or maybe just guest.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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I think Brown Moses linked to a youtube clip of the Schofield/Cameron thing, I don't know if any of you get popbitch but in their latest mail they pointed out it's pretty hypocritical of Schofield to just say he found pedophile accusations from Google. He was after all the victim of internet rumours in the early 2000s suggesting he was in a gay relationship with Jason Donovan, rumours he rebutted with a "you can't trust any of the nonsense on the internet" line but also "There's too many broken hearts in the world".

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Xachariah posted:

I know someone who was on it, she was basically told to go on a date with someone soon because she had been on too long and wasn't getting enough face time. So she had to go for the next guy regardless of whether she really wanted to.

Well, not too bad, you get a free holiday right? Whoever said they think Lois is a plant I reckon you're right, they give her a lot of screen time, and then I realised I'd heard her voice before... she's Boycie.

Take me out is the only thing I watch on ITV, I don't know why I just can't look away.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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Cerv posted:

the holidays look poo poo though. whose idea of a date is rock climbing or a workout on the beach? then awkward dinner in a restaurant with no other customers so early it's still light out.

Honestly I was joking, the time you spend... wherever must be 2 days and most of the time will probably have a camera and soundman faffing and saying "OK guys we're gonna reshoot that" in addition to the fact some of the contestants must have to travel for each recording.

Can Xachariah ask the friend who was on it breakdown fo everything, a bit like that one guy did for the Crystal Maze or something?

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

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I was watching some Derren Brown thing over the weekend, and on the profile shots of him I thought he looked like Lenin. Any other TV guys that look like leaders from history?

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