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Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
They're very aggressive spiders and will go into their attack pose (first picture) very quicklly. They won't chase you like how you're imagining though, and I don't know if I'd call them 'territorial'. I mean, if you stay close enough to them for them to remain feeling threatened they will stay in defensive posture until you get away from them, but it's not like say, taking a 10 second sprint, turninng around and seeing a small dark blob slowly following you. They're also ambush predators, so they're not really in the 'chase poo poo down and kill it" camp anyway. They make burrows that they line with webs (where their name comes from) and make a hatch; things come near that hatch get attacked.

No, the spiders we have to worry about here are the St. Andrew's Cross spiders. Fuckers like making a web in the little alley between our garage and fenceline EVERY GODDAMN MORNING. And their web is really strong/sticky, too. They're completely harmless though, just a few instances of "HOLYFUCKSHIT WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT loving SPIDERS" as you walk groggily to your car to go to work.

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InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Ignimbrite posted:

They're very aggressive spiders and will go into their attack pose (first picture) very quicklly. They won't chase you like how you're imagining though, and I don't know if I'd call them 'territorial'. I mean, if you stay close enough to them for them to remain feeling threatened they will stay in defensive posture until you get away from them, but it's not like say, taking a 10 second sprint, turninng around and seeing a small dark blob slowly following you. They're also ambush predators, so they're not really in the 'chase poo poo down and kill it" camp anyway. They make burrows that they line with webs (where their name comes from) and make a hatch; things come near that hatch get attacked.

No, the spiders we have to worry about here are the St. Andrew's Cross spiders. Fuckers like making a web in the little alley between our garage and fenceline EVERY GODDAMN MORNING. And their web is really strong/sticky, too. They're completely harmless though, just a few instances of "HOLYFUCKSHIT WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT loving SPIDERS" as you walk groggily to your car to go to work.
drat, this whole time I figured Australia was infested with wildly deadly spiders that would chase you, turns out all they've got are alligators, cassowaries, dropbears, kangaroos that can kick through your stomach, trees that are venomous to the touch, deserts, box jellyfish and a dickhead for a prime minister.

Good News Everyone
Apr 30, 2009
The Brazilian Wandering Spider has been known to aggressively attack humans if disturbed. It's a danger to humans because it has no fixed nest (as the name suggests) and it tends to just make its home wherever; in your shoe, under the bed, on your face

Inequality Godzilla posted:

drat, this whole time I figured Australia was infested with wildly deadly spiders that would chase you, turns out all they've got are alligators, cassowaries, dropbears, kangaroos that can kick through your stomach, trees that are venomous to the touch, deserts, box jellyfish and a dickhead for a prime minister.

We do have the Death adder which has been known to chase humans when disturbed and are territorial. Does that make you feel better?

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Good News Everyone posted:

We do have the Death adder which has been known to chase humans when disturbed and are territorial. Does that make you feel better?
You know, Australia is a beautiful country and from what I've heard you guys have the best beaches in the world but you could not force me to visit there at gunpoint.

nael
Sep 10, 2009

Good News Everyone posted:

The Brazilian Wandering Spider has been known to aggressively attack humans if disturbed. It's a danger to humans because it has no fixed nest (as the name suggests) and it tends to just make its home wherever; in your shoe, under the bed, on your face


"the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans"

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
hey baby

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Is that a giant spider that happened to make its home in your pants pocket or are you just happy to see me?

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


ewiley posted:

The music really makes it
http://youtu.be/Tzwm7t9Xs_o

When somebody tracked him down and pressed on the subject, he vehemently denied being a furry of any sort. He just likes to doll himself up into a fantasy creature and record his sculpted physique in an entirely platonic manner, I guess.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

scamtank posted:

When somebody tracked him down and pressed on the subject, he vehemently denied being a furry of any sort. He just likes to doll himself up into a fantasy creature and record his sculpted physique in an entirely platonic manner, I guess.

The fact that he's in shape and the costumes are pretty well done rules out furry, I think.

Sad Mammal
Feb 5, 2008

You see me laughin
Have you SEEN some of the creepy effort furries put into their outfits? Related: retrofitted song to furry video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2w7dGr2F4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

InequalityGodzilla posted:

You know, Australia is a beautiful country and from what I've heard you guys have the best beaches in the world but you could not force me to visit there at gunpoint.

It's not really like that; the last native animal I saw was an obese possum in the park, sitting on top of a garbage bin eating trash. I walked right past it and the fucker didn't even look up.

You'd think the continent is designed to be as hostile as possible to humans, but it's quite the opposite. The ecosystem has had humans playing a massive part in how it works for over 40,000 years, more than any other single species, using fire to create prime hunting land, while also being the only decent-sized predator around (roos, like deer, need something to hunt them or their population explodes). Then we came along and murdered most of the other humans and the land couldn't cope with not having a mild fire run through it 1-2 times a year and in a generation it became all hosed up. Huh, now that I think about it, all those deadly spiders and snakes would probably have had a harder time back then than they do now, what with there being a lot less dead wood and shrubbery around.

Sorry for the derail, I just like this stuff. I want to contribute, so I did a little look, and this:

...seemed like it was relevant.

IronClaymore has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Nov 17, 2014

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie

#misandry

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Sad Mammal posted:

Have you SEEN some of the creepy effort furries put into their outfits? Related: retrofitted song to furry video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2w7dGr2F4

I didn't click it because I love that song, but I think the damage is already done you bastard.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Croisquessein posted:

The fact that he's in shape and the costumes are pretty well done rules out furry, I think.

He's in way better shape than me, but some of what you are seeing is actually makeup, it appears to me.

Genesplicer has a new favorite as of 07:52 on Nov 18, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I didn't click it because I love that song, but I think the damage is already done you bastard.

I know how you feel. I don't want that song to be associated with fuckin furries. It's such a great song. :smith:

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

The most unsettling spider I could think of is this trapdoor spider.



However in the course of researching it I discovered someone made a hilarious edit.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I love the trapdoreo spider.

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Nighthand posted:

The most unsettling spider I could think of is this trapdoor spider.



However in the course of researching it I discovered someone made a hilarious edit.



I prefer the lesser-known trapdoor bear:

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011
Can we just agree that if you live in Australia or a area with incredibly venomous spiders, it isn't arachnophobia, it's just common sense?

Content:

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


So much for The Ungrossening. T-minus till hobo nostril maggots.











Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're lovely and friendly if you give them the chance



I get these and various others in my backyard.
Walking outside at night is a floating minefield of Gardon Orb Weavers building webs suspended between the lawn and the trees (Or whatever they find).

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Tomero_the_Great posted:

So much for The Ungrossening. T-minus till hobo nostril maggots.





Is this a living area in a crawl space?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Trip Daddy X posted:

Is this a living area in a crawl space?

That's a New York City one-bedroom apartment right there.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

nael posted:

"the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans"

I can just hear those little spider jerks saying to each other "hey lets make sure it's not only a painful death but an embarrassing one too. That poo poo will be hilarious!"

quote:

A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.

And of course we're gonna take a poison from "the most venomous species of spider" and use it to make boner pills.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Kimmalah posted:

One of them didn't commit suicide and as far as I can tell is still around now. Some guy named Rio DiAngelo.

There are two people one webmaster and another guy who will still respond to e-mails and answer questions about heavens gate.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Tomero_the_Great posted:

So much for The Ungrossening. T-minus till hobo nostril maggots.




Is this from the thing the fbi did a while back photoshopping child victims out of abuse photos to see if people recognize the places?

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
As a single picture this would better fit in the Awkward/Ugly/Gross thread, but as a site it's more Creepy. Like a dead person that was photo edited with MSPaint to look like a real doll.


http://ivoneweldon.com/

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Autechresaint posted:

Is this from the thing the fbi did a while back photoshopping child victims out of abuse photos to see if people recognize the places?

Is that what's going on here? I keep looking at the pictures and feel like somethings...off and I can't put my finger on it. So many small details that just unsettle me en masse, like the too-low ceiling or the bricked over window...

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

Trip Daddy X posted:

Is this a living area in a crawl space?

If that hat's normal size, the ceiling is about 5 feet, maybe. Are these pictures from that Fritzel rear end in a top hat's rape cellar?

PSWII60
Jan 7, 2007

All the best octopodes shoot fire and ice.
I'm fairly certain that these were pictures of someone's hotel from the Sochi Olympics.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

The Mentalizer posted:

I can just hear those little spider jerks saying to each other "hey lets make sure it's not only a painful death but an embarrassing one too. That poo poo will be hilarious!"


And of course we're gonna take a poison from "the most venomous species of spider" and use it to make boner pills.

Well, we use a form of the most lethal toxin known to get rid of wrinkles, so...

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Autechresaint posted:

Is this from the thing the fbi did a while back photoshopping child victims out of abuse photos to see if people recognize the places?

No, unless they've done that more than once. The one I remember seeing was a standard hotel room with a distinctive bedspread.

Minty
May 3, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's just a small space, no child porn or slendermen, sorry

Sad Mammal
Feb 5, 2008

You see me laughin
PYF Creepy Images II: It's just a small space, no child porn or slendermen, sorry




creep tax, the original design for Final Fantasy I's Evil Eye, which is pretty much just a freaky D&D Beholder:

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Man, maybe I've been in NYC too long but that place doesn't really seem all that bad to me. Sure it's small and the ceiling is low, but it's clean and pleasant looking. And $775 is an incredibly low rent as well. I guess living here just does things to the part of your brain that's responsible for judging potential living spaces, like some kind of toxoplasmosis for apartment renters.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPVRsqLaars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLwiMFJ84ko

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swordfish707
Jul 2, 2007

Let it all out.

Wow even Jerry Colonna looks unsettled.

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