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the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Imagining the sort of person who in 2021 would sit down and write a letter to Steve Bruce saying that he just needs more time

# ? Jan 29, 2021 12:00

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:07

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

I�m not sure I can suspend my disbelief enough even for this one

# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:11

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/1355102711419703296?s=19

Steve Bruce is Cool & good. Known for posting gifs of bad refereeing decisions and making petty geordies angry.

Manager of NUFC, a football team in the premier league.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:20

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

the sex ghost posted:

Imagining the sort of person who in 2021 would sit down and write a letter to Steve Bruce saying that he just needs more time

Given he said he signed them, I can think of *one* person who would.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:26

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/1355102711419703296?s=19

OK Buce lets see them

"Uhhh well, I dont have them on me, but there are 1000s, just trust me"

# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:52

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

CyberPingu posted:

OK Buce lets see them

"Uhhh well, I dont have them on me, but there are 1000s, just trust me"

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:10

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/EdHaytam/status/1358435777424855050/video/1

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Wrong thread

# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:19

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

https://twitter.com/CFCDaily/status/1359903081849315328

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:40

NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

I refuse to put this in the good football images thread

# ? Feb 13, 2021 11:29

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Correct thread.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 11:35

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bundy posted:

I refuse to put this in the good football images thread

One bit of denim for every insightful bit of punditry.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 12:14

XBenedict: May 23, 2006; YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Bundy posted:

I refuse to put this in the good football images thread

Didn�t realize he was Canadian.

# ? Feb 14, 2021 00:20

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Feb 14, 2021 01:46

NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

No home grown, mods

# ? Feb 14, 2021 02:09

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

oliwan posted:

That's a very superficial interpretation of The Mayor of Casterbridge, imo

# ? Feb 14, 2021 09:59

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/pauljohno1878/status/1360907827259269123

# ? Feb 14, 2021 19:40

NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

A Hahahaha omg

# ? Feb 14, 2021 19:55

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

lost it at the end bit lmao

# ? Feb 14, 2021 21:14

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/pauljohno1878/status/1360907827259269123

Richy Sheehy is a professional stand-up comedian and that�s a character of his. He�s the same guy that did the Salah song that went mildly viral a couple of years ago.

Still hard to watch, but it�s intentional.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 01:53

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Feb 16, 2021 01:41

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

Reminder that Arsenal didn't give up a goal for almost a thousand minutes of Champions League with a back four consisting of Eboue, Kolo Toure, Senderos, and Mathieu Flamingo at left back

edit- Thought this was the funny rememberances thread

# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:43

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Bobby Digital posted:

Hmm, I think six of the Arsenal players in that photo would start in that Liverpool team, maybe eight.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 03:31

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

He did say it was an unpopular opinion

# ? Feb 16, 2021 09:11

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Shrapnig posted:

Hmm, I think six of the Arsenal players in that photo would start in that Liverpool team, maybe eight.

Vieira, Henry, Campbell, Bergkamp. Who else?

# ? Feb 16, 2021 10:22

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Shrapnig posted:

Hmm, I think six of the Arsenal players in that photo would start in that Liverpool team, maybe eight.

8 is a stretch I think.

Henry, Bergkamp, Vieira, Pires, Campbell for sure.

Mayyyybe Cole

Ultimately these are pointless as they played totally different systems. Henry and Bergkamp are the ones I'd say that could fit into Liverpools system the easiest though

CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Feb 16, 2021

# ? Feb 16, 2021 10:24

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Campbell and VvD would be a sickeningly good partnership

# ? Feb 16, 2021 11:11

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ljungberg was underrated

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:21

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Huh, for some reason I had it in my head that Ljungberg was a LB

# ? Feb 17, 2021 08:33

XBenedict: May 23, 2006; YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Bundy posted:

I refuse to put this in the good football images thread

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:49

NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

XBenedict posted:

McTwat

- Ninpo

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:57

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

I�m loving it, as long as it�s not a film

# ? Feb 19, 2021 18:15

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/433/status/1363491928130600960

# ? Feb 21, 2021 16:57

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1364677990127403009?s=19

# ? Feb 25, 2021 09:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

big cringe

# ? Feb 25, 2021 09:12

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1364677990127403009?s=19

His drop of form suddenly makes sense, he's actually 67 years old.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 09:31

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1364677990127403009?s=19

His boomer facebook group are going to love those

# ? Feb 25, 2021 10:50

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

These are the first four paragraphs of an article about football.

quote:

Of all the many Elvis Presley incarnations � Vegas Elvis, Leather Elvis, Super-Handsome Young Elvis � my favourite is probably Karate Elvis.

Elvis loved karate. He often appeared in public dressed in karate gear, and spent years planning his own starring role in a karate-based blockbuster movie. The problem was, he kept on doing karate as he grew older and vaguer, encouraged by dependant body guards whose duties included humouring Elvis in the belief he remained a deadly fighting machine.

Even as late-stage Elvis was being wheeled from sleep chamber to toilet complex � occasionally gorging on his favourite snack, an entire loaf hollowed out and filled with bacon, peanut butter and jam � he retained his karate nickname, �the Tiger Man�.

As the Tiger Man he made a habit of appearing at odd times of day dressed in karate suit and sunglasses, insisting his guests point a gun at him so he could disarm them with his lightning-fast drugged-up hands. Naturally Elvis was able to achieve this every time, to awed applause from his dependents.

Guess what the article is about.

It's about how Messi is still good

vyelkin fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Feb 27, 2021

# ? Feb 27, 2021 04:35

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

That has to be Ronay

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:49

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:07

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Bobby Digital posted:

That has to be Ronay

Given the way Sid Lowe writes about Barcelona him writing that wouldn't surprise me either.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:17

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