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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Slo-Tek posted:

This is a landing site for space Jews.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...3,0.024676&z=16

An old Navy training facility. It is hard to land a, inter-war taildragger airplane in a crosswind, so they built runways such that there would always be two that were the right-way to the wind. It is still used for helicopter training
That's clearly a series of landing strips for gay Martians (who may or may not be Jewish)--just look at the poor quality of the soil surrounding it.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

Noticed this while looking for areas to go mushroom hunting.
Is that a euphemism?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

FlamingLiberal posted:

Salton City used to be a major resort attraction type town, but it never developed as well as planned and was slowly abandoned over time. Apparently it has slowly begun to grow again now that a casino has been built nearby. But there are a lot of abandoned 1950s era houses half-submerged in the water of that lake, and it looks like something out of Fallout 3.
Then there's the other side, here, which was the side I used to live on.

The reason it didn't work out as a resort is not so much about bad planning as it is the very nature of the place. They were mining salt from the area that flooded in. There's also heavy alkali and selenium content--in the summer, when the marshes get dry, a heavy white crust forms above the mud in some spots. The selenium causes birth defects in the birds that nest there--the only reason they try to keep the thing alive is as a replacement for wetlands that have disappeared elsewhere. The beach is made up, except for where sand has been brought in, by dead barnacles and fish bones. The water looks like Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, prepared by someone who wants to kill you.

Then there's the smell. On a not-so-good day, it's like the devil himself farting in your face. On a not-so-bad day, it's like the devil farting in the face of the guy next to you.

It was like living in Mordor, except all the orcs are busy running meth labs.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Among the hilarious placenames I've come across browsing Google and Bing maps:
Dildo Island, Newfoundland

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